(James and Spiker are in a court after the last Interview.)
James: Hey Spiker, I forgot why we are here.
Spiker: You used Lemmy, Dark Koopa, LOTR, King Doopliss, and Porky Pig’s lines last Interview.
James: Man, I’m going to cry- Wait, who is defending us?
Spiker: Blue.
James: Yep, we are going to lose, unless...
Judge: So Blue, how will you defend your client?
Blue: By saying one thing... Does everyone like Mike Myers?
(Everyone except James and Spiker says yes.)
Blue: YAY!!!! DIE!!!
(Blue kills everybody except James and Spiker.)
Blue: I rest my case.
James: See Spiker? I knew we would win-
Lemmy: LEMMY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
James: Anyway, let’s go to my new castle!
(James, Spiker, and Blue go to James’s new castle.)
Blue: Oooooooh, it looks nice. There’s an Interview room, a big plasma TV room, a videogame room, and a bedroom made of wedding cak-
James: Don’t say that or you-know-who will eat it.
Spiker: Enough of this talk, who are we interviewing?
James: Well, I am going to pick by cards. Lessee here... Hmm, King Boo will be our interviewee.
Spiker: Ok... What were the other choices?
(James shows his cards and every card is King Boo.)
Spiker: ...
James: Let’s start this thing!
Blue: King Boo! Get your sorry tail over here before I sing a song!
(King Boo comes into the Interview room.)
King Boo: Thanks for the insult.
Blue: No problem! Question one, how did you become the king of all Boos?
King Boo: Well we have a competition on who can scare the most people, whoever scares the most wins, or if you scare someone to the death. I won that way.
James: Who did you scare so bad that they died?
King Boo: World 8-8 Paratroopa.
James: That also explains why he was dead.
Spiker: My turn! Question two, what were you when you were alive?
King Boo: I was a Koopa, but I hate other types of Koopas, especially Spike Koopas.
Spiker: Well well, I hate you then.
James: Question three, what would you do if Dry Bowser tried to takeover your place in the Koopa army?
King Boo: Well, there’s a funny thing about that, you see-
Dry Bowser: Hey King Boo, fork over the crown.
(King Boo gives his crown to Dry Bowser.)
James: He took over, didn’t he?
King Boo: Only because he can repair himself over and over!
James: Well, this brings up a good question. Question four, what is a Boo’s weakness?
King Boo: Dry Bowser can go out in the light, we can’t, so he brought that Angry Sun to get rid of us. If I didn’t surrender, there wouldn’t be any more Boos.
James: Don’t worry, he is my grandpa, Ill help you figure out his weakness in some other Interview. But now, I think it’s time for audience questions. Seat MR.LANDLUIGIROCKS!
Mr. L: Well, which do you think was your best boss fight, the one where you fight Mario, or the one where you fight Luigi?
King Boo: Well it was obviously the Luigi fight. I was fighting him as a final boss, not some stupid middle boss.
James: Okay, seat MASTEROFTHISWEB!!!
Lemmy: How old are you?
King Boo: I am 501 years old.
Spiker: Seat B.L.U.E!!
Blue: Do you like Mike Myers?
King Boo: That deranged killer? Yea! He was my idol when I became a Boo.
Blue: No! I meant Mike Myers, not Michael Myers!!!
(The Halloween song starts to play and Michael Myers is near Last Goomba.)
Last Goomba: Hi! I’m Last A. Goomba!
Michael Myers is about to kill- err... beat Last to a bloody pulp when Blue throws a sandwich at him.
Blue: Ok, can we end transmission before we get beat up?
James: Tried that, didn’t work. Remember the lawyers?
Spiker: Well then I say we call in Chuck Norris!
(Chuck Norris comes out of nowhere and battles with Michael Myers and wins. But Michael runs away at the last second.)
James: Well, I guess we are safe. Final question, do you like Eddy Murphy?
King Boo: Nope!
James: Err... DIE!!!
(James beats King Boo to a bloody pulp.)
King Boo: Ow...
James: Yippee skippie! That was fun, I see why you do that to people, Blue.
Blue: Don’t do those two stupid things or I will bring the pain in PAIN!
James: Okay… Now I say End, you say Transmission! END...
Everyone: QUIET, JAMES!!!
James: You guys are no fun. END TRANSMISSION!
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