BB: Hey, how come I suddenly get bottom billing?

(Because! Anyway, they enter Joshua’s Interview studio to find the audience crying and giving a standing ovation while throwing roses at Jeff, the rest of Joshua’s crew, and Count Bleck, who all bow.)

Jeff: Thank you, that was Jeff’s Interview Show. Take care, goodnight. End Transmission.

Inferno: All right, maggots, back to the dungeon!

(King Boo cracks a whip.)

(Joshua jumps onstage.)

Joshua: (in Wolf O’Donnell’s voice) Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!

Jeff: Did you have to use that joke…?

Joshua: Yes. Anyway, this is my show!

King Boo: Actually, by the sign on the front of the studio…

(Cut to the sign outside the studio which clearly says “Jeff’s Interview Show. Number 1 on the LLN!”)

BB: LLN?

SQ: Lemmy’s Land Network.

BB: Oh.

(Joshua steals King Boo’s whip and cracks it above Jeff’s head.)

Joshua: Don’t make me get my flamethrower-slash-bodyguard! I’m taking back my show! You, Bleck! BB and I shall now interview you!

Jeff: … Why him?

(Joshua points at the title of the Interview.)

Jeff: Oh.

Joshua: Let’s show him how it’s done.

(BB jumps onstage also.)

SQ: This could be good… or a total disaster.

BB: Oh, before we start...

(BB blasts Jeff with a dark laser.)

Jeff: What was that for?!

BB: I just don’t like you. DEAL WITH IT. That and you’re evil. *thunder crash*

SQ: Seriously! Where is that coming from?!

Joshua: Anyway, Bleck, why did you start the void?

Bleck: Have you ever played the game? To make a perfect world, of course!

BB: But if all dimensions were destroyed, what was your means of recreating a new one?

Bleck: Plan F.

Joshua: What’s the F stand for?

Bleck: The F stands for ROBOTS!!!

BB: Heh-heh. MySims joke.

Joshua: LL needs more of those.

BB: No, seriously. How?

Bleck: ... I never got that far.

Joshua: Where do you and Timpani live now?

Bleck: Sub-con.

BB: I hear it’s very nice this time of year.

Joshua: Y’know, we’re very un-distracted in this Interview...

BB: You want distracting? I’LL SHOW YOU DISTRACTING! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA!

Joshua: … Yeah… Anyway, Bleck, where was your castle?

Bleck: The Void.

BB: So why wasn’t it destroyed?

Bleck: Magic.

E. Gadd: SCIENCE!

BB: Not that again!

BB pulls out a laptop and types in “instance_destroy(obj_egadd)” and Gadd disappears.

Joshua: What the...?

BB: Game programming stuff.

Joshua: I will never understand you. Nor do I want to.

BB: So-

Joshua: Question swipe! The form you had throughout SPM, was that your true form, or does Blumiere look completely different?

Bleck: It’s my true form. This is what everyone in the Tribe of Darkness looked like.

Joshua: … Wait, wait, wait. Then why are we calling you Bleck? You’re Blumiere! *sigh*

BB: If you say so. Why do you wear a monocle?