(Last time on Your Twin the Fourth's Interview Show and the Phantos67 Interview Show, we left our motley crew of interviewers blasting off towards Gritzy Desert.)
YMtF: Why?
YTtF: You'll see.
(A time hole appears, and the crew enter. About 30 years later, they come out at Gwarhar Lagoon.)
Iggy: Oh yeah! Stupid ????.
Random Shayde Formerly Known As ????: I heard that!
Popple: So?
(They catch sight of a field of Gritty Goombas. Phantos67 lifts one with telepathy. Another cannon then appears. They land in it, and blast off again to Teehee Valley.)
YTtF: Now where could they be... AHA!
(They spot some Anuboos. YTtF grabs one and turns it into a Gritty Goomba. Another cannon appears, and they blast off again.)
YTtF: Well, it'll be some time before we reach Toad Town, so I suggest we begin the Interview.
Phantos67: Ok. So Gritty. Q1: What are your attacks, bud?
Gritty #1: Don't call me bud.
Gritty #2: I can summon a sandstorm, and you can't jump on me unless you have a certain badge. I forget the name of it. Spiky Badge or something.
Phantos67: G Bloop, you are interviewing so have at it.
G Bloop: Cool! So, Gritty #1, why do you have blue eyes?
Gwarhar Gritty: Truth is, we are basically mummies in the desert. We are mad from the heat and lack of water. So we have blue eyes because we are in a kind of trance almost.
Phantos67: YTtF and YMtF, ask a question.
YTtF: Why are Gritty Goombas in Gwarhar Lagoon?
Gritty #2: I'll answer that, cuz I'm the Gwarhar Gritty. Well, Gwarhar used to be a desert, you know? Beta room in Partners in Time.
YMtF: Does the color of your flag have something to do with you? Because Teehee and Gwarhar Gritties have different colored flags.
Teehee Gritty: They represent which tribe we belong to. So does the color of our bandages.
Phantos67: Never noticed that. Why do you have a spear tied to your back?
Teehee Gritty: It shows we are tough Gritty Goomba warriors, It is a form of defense, and most importantly it attracts the ladies.
G Bloop: But you are ugly. Trust me, no female in her right mind would like you.
Gwarhar Gritty: If they were mad with the heat… Unfortunately Hermie III is hogging all the ladies over in Gwarhar Lagoon.
G Bloop: Why were you usually paired up with Spiky Snifits or Anuboos?
Teehee Gritty: They have been good friends to the Teehee Gritties.
G Bloop: And to Gwarhar Gritty, why were you teamed up with Boomerang Brothers?
Gwarhar Gritty: Same reason. They treated us like we were worth something.
G Bloop: You aren't worth anything.
(The Gritty Goombas start to cry.)
YTtF: All right, it's audience time. Fortunately I brought my handy-dandy plotholes!
(He opens a plothole, out of which comes a helicopter with a cage dangling from it. The audience is in the cage.)
YTtF: Seat IDON'TLOOKLIKEASNIFITATALL.
Spiky Snifit: To TG, why are you replaced by Anuboos?
TG: They're our ghosts.
Phantos67: COOL! Ok, seat HEY MY NAME IS JUST THE OPPOSITE OF ONE OF THE INTERVIEWEES!
General Toad: What my seat says.
TG: Huh?
GT: Exactly my point.
Phantos67: Ok, never mind that. Seat FIRST INTERVIEWEE OF MINE!
Priscilla the Peckish: GG, what do you do now?
GG: I just hang around the lagoon and fight enemies.
YMtF: Seat I'MAPOKÉMONYAY.
Shaymin: I'm SO cute! What do you think of Mario? To both of you.
Gritty Goombas: Well, he's okay. But he beat us, so not that much.
Phantos67: ... You like calling Pokémon seats, don't you?
Gwarhar Gritty: No.
Phantos67: I was talking to YMtF and YTtF.
YTtF: Of course I do! Pokémon are fun-nay!
Gwarhar Gritty: Oh.
Wacko: Ok, so now what? We've gotta get home soon.
Phantos67: What?! Who said anything about going home?!
Wacko: Me! I wanna go home now!
Phantos67: Maybe I don't wanna!
YTtF: Me neither. Besides, don't you think it's hard to go home when you're flying through the air?
Turbo: Uh-huh.
Wacko: Aww man.
Kollin: Truer words were never spoken.
Iggy: Oh-
YMtF: WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?!
YTtF: Killjoy. All right then, if you wanna go home so badly, I'll take you!
(He then makes a Void with his wand.)
YTtF: Or maybe not. END TRANSMISSION!
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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