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YOUR TWIN THE FOURTH, YOUR MII THE FOURTH, PHANTOS67, AND G BLOOP interview GRITTY GOOMBA
 
By Your Twin the Fourth and Phantos67

(Last time on Your Twin the Fourth's Interview Show and the Phantos67 Interview Show, we left our motley crew of interviewers blasting off towards Gritzy Desert.)

YMtF: Why?

YTtF: You'll see.

(A time hole appears, and the crew enter. About 30 years later, they come out at Gwarhar Lagoon.)

Iggy: Oh yeah! Stupid ????.

Random Shayde Formerly Known As ????: I heard that!

Popple: So?

(They catch sight of a field of Gritty Goombas. Phantos67 lifts one with telepathy. Another cannon then appears. They land in it, and blast off again to Teehee Valley.)

YTtF: Now where could they be... AHA!

(They spot some Anuboos. YTtF grabs one and turns it into a Gritty Goomba. Another cannon appears, and they blast off again.)

YTtF: Well, it'll be some time before we reach Toad Town, so I suggest we begin the Interview.

Phantos67: Ok. So Gritty. Q1: What are your attacks, bud?

Gritty #1: Don't call me bud.

Gritty #2: I can summon a sandstorm, and you can't jump on me unless you have a certain badge. I forget the name of it. Spiky Badge or something.

Phantos67: G Bloop, you are interviewing so have at it.

G Bloop: Cool! So, Gritty #1, why do you have blue eyes?

Gwarhar Gritty: Truth is, we are basically mummies in the desert. We are mad from the heat and lack of water. So we have blue eyes because we are in a kind of trance almost.

Phantos67: YTtF and YMtF, ask a question.

YTtF: Why are Gritty Goombas in Gwarhar Lagoon?

Gritty #2: I'll answer that, cuz I'm the Gwarhar Gritty. Well, Gwarhar used to be a desert, you know? Beta room in Partners in Time.

YMtF: Does the color of your flag have something to do with you? Because Teehee and Gwarhar Gritties have different colored flags.

Teehee Gritty: They represent which tribe we belong to. So does the color of our bandages.

Phantos67: Never noticed that. Why do you have a spear tied to your back?

Teehee Gritty: It shows we are tough Gritty Goomba warriors, It is a form of defense, and most importantly it attracts the ladies.

G Bloop: But you are ugly. Trust me, no female in her right mind would like you.

Gwarhar Gritty: If they were mad with the heat… Unfortunately Hermie III is hogging all the ladies over in Gwarhar Lagoon.

G Bloop: Why were you usually paired up with Spiky Snifits or Anuboos?

Teehee Gritty: They have been good friends to the Teehee Gritties.

G Bloop: And to Gwarhar Gritty, why were you teamed up with Boomerang Brothers?

Gwarhar Gritty: Same reason. They treated us like we were worth something.

G Bloop: You aren't worth anything.

(The Gritty Goombas start to cry.)

YTtF: All right, it's audience time. Fortunately I brought my handy-dandy plotholes!

(He opens a plothole, out of which comes a helicopter with a cage dangling from it. The audience is in the cage.)

YTtF: Seat IDON'TLOOKLIKEASNIFITATALL.

Spiky Snifit: To TG, why are you replaced by Anuboos?

TG: They're our ghosts.

Phantos67: COOL! Ok, seat HEY MY NAME IS JUST THE OPPOSITE OF ONE OF THE INTERVIEWEES!

General Toad: What my seat says.

TG: Huh?

GT: Exactly my point.

Phantos67: Ok, never mind that. Seat FIRST INTERVIEWEE OF MINE!

Priscilla the Peckish: GG, what do you do now?

GG: I just hang around the lagoon and fight enemies.

YMtF: Seat I'MAPOKÉMONYAY.

Shaymin: I'm SO cute! What do you think of Mario? To both of you.

Gritty Goombas: Well, he's okay. But he beat us, so not that much.

Phantos67: ... You like calling Pokémon seats, don't you?

Gwarhar Gritty: No.

Phantos67: I was talking to YMtF and YTtF.

YTtF: Of course I do! Pokémon are fun-nay!

Gwarhar Gritty: Oh.

Wacko: Ok, so now what? We've gotta get home soon.

Phantos67: What?! Who said anything about going home?!

Wacko: Me! I wanna go home now!

Phantos67: Maybe I don't wanna!

YTtF: Me neither. Besides, don't you think it's hard to go home when you're flying through the air?

Turbo: Uh-huh.

Wacko: Aww man.

Kollin: Truer words were never spoken.

Iggy: Oh-

YMtF: WILL YOU CUT IT OUT?!

YTtF: Killjoy. All right then, if you wanna go home so badly, I'll take you!

(He then makes a Void with his wand.)

YTtF: Or maybe not. END TRANSMISSION!

TRANSMISSION ENDED

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