Phantos67: So, since we are still stuck on Yoshi's Island, who should we interview?
YTtF: Gilbert the Gooey?
Phantos67: Nah.
YTtF: Priscilla the Peckish?
Phantos67: Already did her.
YTtF: Six-Face Sal?
Phantos67: Na-
Wacko: YES!
(Phantos67 slowly turns towards Wacko.)
Wacko: I hope that was ok.
Phantos67: Fine. How are we going to get Six-Face Sal over here?
YTtF: I'm on it.
(He then summons a plothole and reaches into it, pulling out a Rocket Guy.)
Rocket Guy: What the Fire Flower?!
YTtF: Name?
Rocket Guy: Turbo.
YTtF: All right Turbo, if you take us to Six-Face Sal's Fort, you can join my crew, and I'll get you an outfit to tell you apart from other Rockets.
Kollin: You haven't given ME any outfit.
YTtF: Oh yeah?
(He zaps Kollin with his wand. Kollin now has *breathes in* a red, blue, yellow, and green afro, a gold shell, silver claws, crystal spikes on his collar, rubies studded on his shell, sapphire shades, an emerald collar, diamond spikes on his wristbands, and pearl wristbands. Also, you know how Koopa shells have a white rim? Well, that's platinum for Kollin.)
Phantos67: ... I need a wand like that.
Turbo: That's lame.
Kollin: ... May I?
YTtF: I'd be insulted if you didn't.
(YTtF hands Kollin his wand. Kollin zaps Turbo, who now has a orange-golden, smaller rocket, blue robes, and a red frill. He also has green dimples on his mask.)
YTtF: Now take us to the fort.
Turbo: Grrrrr... Fine.
(They walk and walk and walk, and just because, they walk some more, and then finally they reach Six-Face Sal's fort!)
Phantos67: FINALLY! Let's head in.
(The two Interview Crews have to beat the castle just like Yoshi had to do in Yoshi's Island DS, then they make it to the boss door.)
Wacko: *pant pant* That was so *pant pant* hard.
Phantos67: Easy peasy.
G Bloop: You didn't even do anything, Wacko. How on earth could you be tired?!
Wacko: I had to watch, it was very hard.
YTtF: Umm... We can go in now, you know.
Phantos67: Yes, I know.
(They go inside.)
Wacko: I don't see him.
Phantos67: You obviously haven't played YIDS before. Look up.
(Wacko looks up, then gapes.)
Wacko: It's a wheel with faces. I thought it was going to be a man with six faces, not a wheel.
(SFS then wakes up. Five of his faces turn red, and eat the crews! The pink face swoops down to Phantos67 and YTtF.)
SFS: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! NOW YOU MUST INTERVIEW ME IF YOU WANT YOUR FRIENDS BACK!
YTtF: We were going to do that anyway.
SFS: ... I HATE MY LIFE.
Thud: ONLY THUD SPEAK IN CAPITALS!
(He then Thuds Six-Face Sal so that Wacko and Turbo are freed.)
Turbo: Ow... All right, Q1, what are you?
SFS: YOU COULD SAY I'M SORT OF A COMBINATION OF BOOS, INVISIGHOULS, AND PHANTOS.
Phantos67: MY LONG LOST SPECIES! Q2, why were you on a wheel?
SFS: SO I COULD USE MY OTHER FACES TO BLOCK YOSHI'S EGGS FOR ME, BUT SPIN AROUD WHEN NEEDED.
Wacko: Q3, how could your other faces block the eggs?
SFS: THE RED FACES WERE HARD AND THE PINK WAS WEAK FLESH-TYPE MATERIAL.
YTtF: Q4, why do you speak in capitals?
SFS: DO YOU EXPECT A GIANT GHOST WHEEL TO SPEAK NORMALLY? PROBABLY NOT.
Thud: THUD HATE YOU TALKING CAPITAL!!!
(Thud smashes SFS again, and Kollin and Popple fall out. Popple and Kollin then go outside.)
Phantos67: Q5, what was your plan to destroy Yoshi?
SFS: TO MAKE HIM FALL OFF MY WHEEL AND INTO THE BOTTOMLESS PIT BELOW. YOU SEE, THERE WAS ONLY THOSE WEIRD DONUT THINGS BETWEEN YOSHI AND THE BOTTOMLESS PIT I JUST TALKED ABOUT.
Thud: RRRRRRR!!! THUD MAD!!!
(Thud completely destroys one of SFS's heads, making him Five-Face Sal, but the head grows back.)
Thud: ...
Wacko: Q6: Why did you only spit Needlenoses?
SFS: IT WAS THE ONLY ATTACK I HAD.
Phantos67: Lame!
Turbo: Q7, why do you have six faces?
SFS: THINK BOOLOSSUS.
Phantos67: Ok, audience question time! Umm... YTtF, I take it you have some sort of plothole trick up your sleeve?
YTtF: Always do.
(A few seconds later, a plothole opens, and the Koopa Klown Kopter drops a sack, seats, and a floor. The audience spills out of the sack.)
YTtF: Seat STOPMEPLEASE.
Bowling Goonie: Why can you only have three enlarged faces at a time?
SFS: IF ALL FACES WERE ENLARGED, WE'D BLOW UP THE CHAMBER.
Phantos67: Seat BLOOPER WHO IS STILL INSIDE OF THE INTERVIEWEE!
G Bloop: LET ME OUT OF HERE!!!
Phantos67: All in good time.
G Bloop: THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME!
Phantos67: Sorry, all in bad time.
Wacko: My boss drew a picture of you. Should he send it in to Lemmy's Land?
SFS: YES! I WANT MY GOOD LOOKS TO BE SHOWN TO ALL THE WORLD!
Phantos67: I'm on it. Anything else?
YTtF: A brownie would be nice.
Phantos67: You have the wand, you make it yourself.
Kollin: Good point there.
Turbo: Yeah.
YTtF: OK, fine! Seat EEYAHAHAHAHA.
Cackletta: Eeyahahahahah! Any relation to any other ghosts?
SFS: WELL, AS I SAID, I'M A MIX OF OTHER GHOSTS, SO YEAH.
Wacko: Seat I GOT CAPTURED BY GHOSTS SO NOW I HATE YOU.
Mario: What do you think of me?
SFS: WELL I MET YOU ONLY AS A BABY SO I THINK YOU’RE PRETTY LAME.
Mario: Why I oughta…
(He blows up another of SFS’s heads, but it grows back again.)
Phantos67: Cool. I get to kill the interviewee this time, by calling a certain seat. Seat I'VE GOT A POLTERGUST AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!
Luigi: BONZAI!!!
(Luigi sucks up the wheel using the Poltergust 3000.)
Phantos67: MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(G Bloop destroys the Poltergust 3000 from the inside.)
G Bloop: Ha!
Phantos67: Now, into that cannon!
(The two crews climb in the cannon, it aims and FIRES!)
Luigi: Umm... END TRANSMISSION!
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