Plazmakidz: YES!!! We finally got enough gas to get us back to earth!
Lord Crump: You’re kidding me, right?
Plazmakidz: No, see.
(Plazmakidz shows Lord Crump the gas Phantos67 gave him.)
Lord Crump: Well it’s about time.
Meanwhile…
Peach: Wha- What’s going on?!
Shadow Queen: I’m taking you over so I can finally rule the world, little princess!!!
Peach: Oh crud.
(Suddenly Mario comes crashing through the door.)
Mario: Ow, my face… Anyway… I’ve come to stop you, Shadow Queen!
Shadow Queen: Finally a challenge! I thought this would be to easy.
Mario: Let’s-a fight!
(Then there is a loud crash.)
Shadow Queen: What the…
(Peach, Mario, and the Shadow Queen go outside to see what the loud noise was.)
Plazmakidz: I told you not to drink and drive, Lord Crump!!!
Lord Crump: *hic* Sorry Boss. *hic*
Plazmakidz: Just try to get this up and running again.
Lord Crump: Yes *hic* sir!
Shadow Queen: Excuse me but, WHO IN THE WORLD ARE YOU GUYS?!
Plazmakidz: Well I’m a Lemmy’s Land member, but Lord Crump is from…
(Plazmakidz pauses to look around to find that they are in Rogueport.)
Plazmakidz: …here!
Lord Crump: That’s *hic* right.
Plazmakidz: How ‘bout you just let me do the talking, all right Lord Crump?
Lord Crump: *hic* Fine.
Plazmakidz: Well since we’re stuck here for awhile *stares at Lord Crump*, wanna be interviewed?
Shadow Queen: If you can defeat me first!
Plazmakidz: You’ve gotta be kidding me, right?
Shadow Queen: Nope.
Shadow Queen used “Army of Hands”
Plazmakidz was knocked out and sent to the Underworld!
Plazmakidz: Ugh… Where am I?
Jaydes: Why the Underworld, or course!
Plazmakidz: If I’m in the Underworld, shouldn’t you be Hades?
Jaydes: No, this is Nintendo character Underworld.
Plazmakidz: Whatever, just send me back to Rogueport.
Jaydes: First you must-
Plazmakidz: JUST SEND ME BACK OR I’LL SIC MY EVIL SWORD: “Hand of the Unmaker” ON YOU!
(Plazmakidz takes out a huge sword with multiple eyes on it.)
Jaydes: OH MY GOSH! Ok, ok. I’ll send you back.
Plazmakidz: Good.
(Plazmakidz sheathes his sword.)
POOF!
Plazmakidz: It feels good to be back.
Shadow Queen: What the? How’d you get back?
(Plazmakidz shows his sword.)
Plazmakidz: Pure evil sword, wanna fight now?
(Shadow Queen passes out due to fear.)
Several moments later…
Shadow Queen: What happened?
Plazmakidz: You passed out. Now will you just be interviewed for goodness sake?!
Shadow Queen: Fine, fine. Just don’t kill me.
Plazmakidz: Good. Q1: Do you really like Peach?
Shadow Queen: No, not really, but I can’t destroy her because if I did I couldn’t takeover the world so… yeah.
Plazmakidz: Q2: Would you rather be in Dark Peach or the Shadow Queen form?
Shadow Queen: Definitely my Shadow Queen form, since it’s so much more powerful than my Dark Peach form, but first I would be Dark Peach so I could takeover the world, then turn into Shadow Queen to make sure everyone would obey me.
Plazmakidz: Smart strategy. Q3: What do you have against Grodus?
Shadow Queen: What do you mean?
Plazmakidz: When he brought you back from the dead and then you disintegrated him, why’d you do that?
Shadow Queen: Well I don’t have anything against him. The only reason I disintegrated him is because he was trying to command me and I hate anyone who even attempts to command me, so I disintegrated Grodus.
Plazmakidz: Interesting. Q4: Why do you have only a mouth and not eyes?
Shadow Queen: It makes me more sinister looking, plus when I died somebody cut my eyes out, so now every time someone tries to resurrect me I have no eyes.
Plazmakidz: Q5: How did you become “The Shadow Queen”?
Shadow Queen: Well my mother was the former Shadow Queen and when she died I was given the inheritance to the castle and the crown, and ever since then I’ve been queen.
Plazmakidz: Audience questions: Seat #849,496,000.
Goomba: What’s your weakness?
Shadow Queen: Getting hit, duh.
Plazmakidz: Seat #74,785
Koopa: Why didn’t you just finish off Mario within the first hit in Paper Mario: Thousand-Year Door? Shouldn’t you have enough power to do that?
Shadow Queen: Well I was just trying to toy with him. Now I realize that I should’ve just killed him.
(Lord Crump comes out of the ship.)
Lord Crump: The ship’s *hic* ready to *hic* fly again.
Plazmakidz: Good, then that means this Interview is over.
(Plazmakidz and Lord Crump fly away in the B-12 Bomber before anyone can say something.)
Shadow Queen: Back to the fight…
End Transmission
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