(Last time on Your Twin the Fourth's Interview Show and the Phantos67 Interview Show, YTtF and Phantos67 interviewed a ????, which they later killed. Then they jumped into a time hole with their crews.)
Phantos67: Actually, you grabbed us. And a cheese sandwich.
YTtF: Well I was hungry!
(He eats his sandwich, and summons one of those Warp Cannons from NSMB.)
YTtF: I'M FIRIN' MAH CANNON!
(He then jams everyone into the cannon and shoots them to Yoshi's Island, and then teleports there.)
Phantos67: Woah! I've never been here before. Well... not in real life, but this isn't real life, but-
G Bloop: SHUT UP! WE GET THE PICTURE!
Phantos67: Who do you want to interview?
YTtF: How about Naval Piranha?
Phantos67: I was thinking Big Bungee Piranha.
YTtF: Fine, we will do them both.
Phantos67: My first double interviewee Interview! And a co-op one too!
Wacko: Shucks, I was hoping we would split up so it wouldn't be a co-op.
Phantos67: DON'T YOU START! I LIKE CO-OP INTERVIEWS!!!
(YTtF then takes two markers labeled "B. BUD" and "N. BUD", opens them, and lays them on the floor. Soon the floor starts rumbling, and a lot of Naval Buds and Bungee Buds appear.)
YTtF: (demonic voice) TAKE US TO YOUR LEADERS! (normal voice) And give me a taco!
Buds: Yes sir!
(They give him the taco, and burrow underground.)
YTtF: GET ON THE THUD!
(They get on Thud and the Buds shoot up under him, propelling him upwards. Unfortunately, only YTtF, Phantos67, and Kollin manage to get on. As for me, I'm just a nonexistent voice that follows the story, so I'll be fine.)
Everyone Else: ... Hey! This means... PAR-TAY!!!
(Everyone Else heads to a random fort's ruins. Meanwhile, YTtF, Phantos67, Kollin, and Thud land on a random castle.)
Phantos67: Hmm... Not much has changed since I last was here. Anyways, where are their leaders?
(Suddenly the ground beneath them gives way and they fall in an underground cavern. There await Naval Piranha and Big Bungee Piranha.)
Phantos67: Hey. We are going to interview you or Thud will Thud you.
Big Bungee Piranha: He can't squash me.
Phantos67: Then he will call you a mean name.
BBP: NO! PLEASE DON'T!
NP: You sissy. Ok, who is asking the first question and who gets asked first?
Phantos67: I will ask first, and here is one for both of you. Q1: What are your differences?
BBP: I'll answer that. I'm purple and she's red. I have more vines and she has less vines. She reappears in another game and I don't. I hang on the ceiling and she is in the water, which is the floor.
Phantos67: Ok. Your turn.
YTtF: Actually, I'll let Kollin get that.
Kollin: Yayz! Anyway, to Naval, what are the purposes of Naval Buds?
NP: They were supposed to attack Yoshi, of course. But some people/creatures/whatever just HAVE to slack off!
Random Naval Bud: Well, you have a huge bump with a bandage on it for a bellybutton. It's hard to serve a guy like that.
NP: Guh...guh...guh...guh...GUY?!
(NP then obliterates RNB.)
NP: Never, ever, EVER call me a guy, okay?! I'm FEMALE, for heaven's sake!
Phantos67: I can call you what I want! Now, question for BBP. Why were you so quick to attack Yoshi when you could have slowly come down on Yoshi, trapped him, and eaten him?!
BBP: I was trying to do it quick and fast, so he wouldn't have time to move.
Phantos67: Well he saw the big red X there, didn't he?
BBP: I didn't think about that, but I didn't have eyes so I just had to sense where he was and try to get him.
Thud: NOW BE THUD TURN! WHY NAVAL LOOK LIKE LAVA?
NP: We're cousins.
YTtF: Obviously. My turn! Bungee, why did you have a Chomp Rock in your chamber?
BBP: I planned to grab it and chuck it at Yoshi. It didn't work.
Phantos67: One more question before audience question time. You both could make Nipper Plants come from your mouth. How?
BBP: Piranha Plants can easily reproduce, in about thirty seconds actually. We just spit them out of our mouths and they are basically the first stage of Piranha Plants.
NP: Correct. Unfortunately they lead to our destruction.
Phantos67: Audience question time! I guess we will have to use these Yoshis here.
YTtF: Not really. There are tons of other creatures on Yoshi's Island.
Phantos67: Fine. How do we get them over here?
YTtF: Watch.
(He then makes a plothole and sticks his head in. The plothole leads to wherever Everyone Else is.)
YTtF: Hey. Bring us an audience or the interviewees will eat you.
Everyone Else: Awww...
(A while later, a giant Pokéball rolls from the plothole.)
YTtF: Hmmmm... GO, AUDIENCE!
(The audience then pops out of the Pokéball.)
Phantos67: This is new.
Charmander: Yeah! What are your attacks?
BBP: Dropping down on my prey, having my buds attack, or dropping Nipper Plants on you.
NP: Ramming you, having my buds attack, or shooting Nipper Plants. We're kind of similar if you haven't noticed.
YTtF: All right, seat HOWINTHEWORLDCANYOUREMAININTHEAIR?!.
Moltz the Very Goonie: How do you feel about Kamek?
NP: Well, the Kamek from the past was actually pretty nice. He was evil and all, but nice.
BBP: As for me, the present Kamek is a big fat MEANIE! He didn't even bother to fertilize us!
NP: As I said before, you're a sissy. And I'M the woman here!
Phantos67: Seat SHY GUY THE PIRATE!
Pirate Guy: Do you think you two should team up in one game?
NP: NO WAY! HE'S A WIMP!
BBP: NOT A CHANCE! I COULDN'T LIVE!
Phantos67: You two were paired up in my game for the Drawing Board, Kamek's Kastle.
BBP and NP: I hate you.
Phantos67: And I you.
BBP and NP: ...
Thud: SEAT GREATMOREPOKÉMON.
Pikachu: Pika Pika, PiPikachu! (What do you think of Mario?)
Bungee and Naval: Hate him.
Thud: THUD HATE MARIO TOO!
Phantos67: Well I'm sick of the scenery. Get on Thud, guys. Oh, first we need a creative way of killing the interviewees, any ideas?
YTtF: Me.
(He then throws a lot of Rare Candies to the Charmander, who evolves into Charizard and scorches the Piranhas.)
Kollin: All right, end transmission.
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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