(Following the events of PHANTOS67 AND JAMES ISSAC KOOPA interview WART. James reaches the Phantos67 Castle in his attempt to steal the Beanstar, but is stopped by G Bloop.)
G Bloop: What do you want? Phantos67 isn’t here.
James: I’m not looking for him.
G Bloop: Good, then leave.
James: Well I have two dollars that says otherwise... You know what I'm saying?
G Bloop: Come on in!
(James hands the two bucks over to G Bloop, then walks in.)
James: Thanks.
(James goes in the castle and looks around for the Beanstar and spots it in a case.)
James: Hehehe...
(Phantos67 bursts in.)
Phantos67: Freeze, you thief!
Popple: I wasn't doing anything!
Phantos67: Not you, him.
Him: Hey! I'm supposed to be in the Powerpuff Girls!
James: I think he means me.
Phantos67: What are you doing?
James: Well, umm... I was trying to give charity a star?
Phantos67: Likely story. Well... charity isn't getting a star today or any other day!
James: Yeah-huh!
Phantos67: Nuh-uh!
James: Yeah-huh!
Phantos67: Nuh-uh, but while you’re here, you want to do another Interview?
James: I guess, but I am gonna give the star to a charity.
Phantos67: Which one?
James: The one where they help old people... be less talky?
Phantos67: I’m not giving it to you.
James: Fine, I want to interview Koopa Kid.
(Blue runs into the castle.)
Blue: What happened? Did the eggs hatch?
James: What?
Blue: Oh nothing... Who are we interviewing?
James: Look at the title. I haven’t looked at it yet.
Blue: YAY! Spiker!
James: What?
(A Spike wearing a green spiked shell on his head comes into the castle.)
Spiker: I'm actually in an Interview!
James: Yeah... you are. You have to interview Koopa Kid, I’m gonna go away from here.
Phantos67: How do you guys know each other?
James: High school... He was the P.E teacher. He yelled a lot.
Spiker: Yeah... Good times, but where’s Koopa Kid?
Koopa Kid: Here I am!
(A blue Koopa Kid runs into the studio.)
James: I wonder how he got here.
Spiker: Never mind that. Let’s start this thang!
James: It's thing...
Spiker: Thing!
Phantos67: He got here because I warped him here while you were having your little chat. So Spiky, let's-
Spiker: Ahem... It's Spiker.
Phantos67: That's what I sai-
Spiker: No you didn't!
Phantos67: Picky, picky. Let's start already! Q1: What are you?
Koopa Kid: Stupid question. A Koopa Kid!
Phantos67: I meant explain.
Koopa Kid: Oh. Well... you know Bowser? He isn't just a turtle, he's a dragon turtle. That's what we are. We are the same species only younger. So one day we will grow into what Bowser looks like, except blue in my case.
Phantos67: We?
Koopa Kid: You’re not going to be very bright, are you? YES! WE! There are hundreds of us, and in different colors.
Phantos67: Go ahead, Spiker.
Spiker: Question two, what games did you appear in?
Koopa Kid: Well, that’s a little smarter; I appeared in Mario Party 1-4. Then I became a playable character in Mario Party 5 and 6. 7, I didn’t feel like doing all those minigames, so I didn’t play as a character. Then I took a break from all the Mario games. Maybe I’ll be in Mario Party 9.
Spiker: That’s long, I want to destroy you.
Koopa Kid: Why?
Spiker: Sounds like you were trying to take Bowser Junior’s place.
Koopa Kid: Why would I do that?
Spiker: ‘Cause, I believe you are evil ‘cause what were you doing in your spare time?! Never mind that, I'm sure Phantos67 will read his next card (that I made) about asking the differences between you and Bowser Jr. Wait... You heard that thought bubble, didn’t you Phantos67?
Phantos67: (gritting teeth) Yes, and I don’t know why I have to read it off your stupid card, but who cares. Now as Spiker already said... what's the difference between you and Junior?
Koopa Kid: He is Bowser's son, I’m not. Same species, but different people. Bowser Jr. gets a lot of attention these days. I hate him.
Phantos67: I do too. Back to you, Spiker.
Spiker: I LOOOVE Bowser Jr! and I’m not saying that just because my boss is watching.
(Bowser gives Spiker a thumbs up.)
Spiker: But anyway, question four, what do you think of the Koopalings?
Koopa Kid: Well... Iggy’s a wimpy nerd; Morton talks a lot, Lemmy’s ok, but the ball thing, I wanna do that; Ludwig I think is cool besides the blowing up experiments; Roy is a bully; Wendy is a brat; Larry is a plant lover; Susan is a Larry lover; Bowser Jr. I hate; Karma scares me; Jazzman has a funny voice; James is a cool guy besides the time when he-
Spiker: Woah! No need to go that far. I meant the seven, not all of them.
Koopa Kid: Oh, oops, I didn’t mean that last part!
(James comes into the castle with a baseball bat.)
James: You’d better not say anything else about my life unless I say so.
Koopa Kid: Oh. Well Phantos67 is-
Phantos67: OR MINE! Q5: Did you think you owned Mario Party Advance or something? You were in almost EVERY Bowser minigame, possibly all of them.
Koopa Kid: Bowser Junior wasn't born then. So Bowser thought he could overwhelm Mario and Co. with Koopa Kids. As you know, it failed.
Phantos67: It sure did.
(James hits Phantos67 with the baseball bat.)
Phantos67: What was that for?!
James: For fun.
Blue: 3... 2... 1!
(An audience comes out of nowhere.)
Spiker: Woah! Blue, how did you know that was gonna happen?
Blue: I'm a Yoshi, what did you expect?
Spiker: Well I guess we can do audience questions. Seat IMANERDINAPAPERMARIOGAME!
Francis: Why did you only appear in the Mario Party series?
Koopa Kid: ‘Cause I didn’t want to be beaten up in all the other games, so I stayed in Mario Party. Oh, and I know how Francis can get a girl.
Francis: HOW?!
Koopa Kid: Go to the mall and-
James: Show a girl your Koop Vader action figure!
Francis: I WILL DO IT!!!
Spiker: Umm, that was a little weird... But anyway, Phantos67, I’ll let you have the next one.
Phantos67: Seat BROTHER OF BUBBLES!
Boddle: What are your attacks?
Koopa Kid: Shell ram, fireball spit, punch, and bite.
Phantos67: Nice array of attacks there.
Spiker: Yep.
Phantos67: One more audience question and then I am going to consult the Beanstar about James's situation.
James: My what?
Phantos67: I know something that you don't.
James: Like what?
Phantos67: Nothing. Scratch the past few lines.
(A cat comes by and gets ready to rip the last few lines to shreds.)
Phantos67: THUD!
Cat: MEOW!
(Thud squashes the cat. I know it's kinda gruesome, but that's what happened.)
James: Awww, poor kitty!
Spiker: Get over it or I will make you sing "I'm a gummy bear" to Lemmy!
James: No!!!
Spiker: Anyway, seat CRUMPETS!!!
Big Bob-omb: How old are you?
Koopa Kid: My birthday is when Mario Party was invented, but there are ten Mario Party games, so I’m ten years old.
Spiker: Cool.
Phantos67: Now, to stop James! Wait... Where is he?!
(James is seen with the Beanstar in his hands.)
Phantos67: It's war, my friend!
James: So be it!
(A battle begins. Phantos67 uses fireball spit, but James dodges.)
Phantos67: Rats.
James: WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH THIS STAR?! I JUST WANT A COOL CASTLE SO I CAN BE BETTER THAN DARK KOOPA AND WHY DID I SAY THAT ALOUD?!
(Bowser Jr. comes out from nowhere with tape on his mouth.)
James: Why do you have tape on your mouth, Brother?
Bowser Junior: Koopa... Kid... He wants my place...
Koopa Kid: Ummm, I gotta go...
(Koopa Kid runs out of the castle.)
Spiker: So, am I part of your Interview cast now?
James: Huh? Yeah yeah, but Phantos67, why do you care about the star? I just wanted a castle (and Lemmy to sing "I'm a gummy bear") and we all heard that out loud... didn’t we?
Phantos67: Yeah, I guess you could have it. After all, I have used it to get all the things I want, and worn it out too.
Beanstar: PLEASE TAKE ME, JAMES! HE NEVER STOPS WISHING!!!
Phantos67: Hehehehe... You don't know what you’re in for Beanie, old buddy, old pal.
(James pulls out a contract and Phantos67 signs it.)
James: Oh happy days are here again! I wish my studio was a castle!
(James’s studio turns into a castle, even though his castle is not near here, but still it turns into a castle.)
James: I wish Lemmy would sing a song to everyone-
Lemmy: I'm a gummy bear! You’re a gummy bear! We're all gummy bears! He's a gummy bear! She's a-
Last Goomba: Shut up!!!
(Last Goomba throws a shoe, but Lemmy keeps singing. Then Last Goomba throws Mario's shoe, and Lemmy faints from the smell.)
James: Wow, ummm, I wish-
Blue: That everyone in the audience liked Mike Myers!
Audience: We love Mike Myers!
Blue: YAY!!! DIE!!!
(Once again, Blue kills the audience.)
James: Ok, Phantos67, I’m sure you know what I want now, right?
Phantos67: What?
James: I WISH THIS WILL END TRANSMISSION!!! NOW GET OUT OF HERE! THAT’S ALL FOR LEMMYS INTERVIEW SHOW! END TRANSMISSION! TH-TH-THATS ALL, FOLKS!
(Dark Koopa, Porky Pig, King Doopliss, LOTR, and Lemmy come with lawyers.)
James: Oh no... Spiker, do something, they have lawyers!
(Spiker runs away.)
James: I know what to do! END TRANSMISSION, END TRANSMISSION, PLEASE END TRANSMISSION!!!
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