(Multiplo and the Shadow King are onstage, but Midna Koopa is nowhere to be found.)
Shadow King: Are you sure she'll show up?
Multiplo: Yes. Yes, I am. But, be careful.
S.K.: Why?
Multiplo: You know how she was raised in Twilight Town?
S.K.: Yeah, so?
(At this sentence, the doors fly open, one almost becoming unhinged. M.K. walks in, her eyes black, her pupils bright red, and her usual cheery grin replaced with a frightening scowl.)
S.K.: Umm, are you all right, M.K.?
(Several fireballs hit S.K.)
S.K.: I'll take that as a no. Well, to avoid further injury, I'll wait backstage.
(He gets no farther than three steps before he falls over unconscious.)
Multiplo: So, I guess I'm interviewing today?
(M.K. simply nods, then begins to walk off.)
Multiplo: Umm, who do I interview?
(Upon finishing this sentence, M.K. throws a Boo at him, then leaves.)
Multiplo: Okay. So, Boo, mind taking a seat?
(Boo can now be seen hovering over the interviewee seat.)
Multiplo: Good enough. So, you're a ghost, right?
Boo: Yes, but Boos are different from other ghosts.
Multiplo: Explain.
Boo: Those ghosts in Luigi's Mansion, they were just ghosts. Y'know, spirits of dead people? But we Boos are just a physical manifestation of evil, or horror, or any other negative energy.
(Multiplo unwraps a Honey Candy and puts it in his mouth.)
Multiplo: Interesting. So, do Boos have any nicknames?
Boo: Sure, they go by different names depending on their personality.
Multiplo: Such as?
Boo: There's GameBoo, Booigi, Boolicious, Boolderdash, Boodacious, Boomerang, Boo-
Multiplo: I get it, there's a lot of Boos. Next, why are you round?
Boo: So we can hide more easily, and trick people. For instance, if someone knew there was a Boo in the room and they were looking for us, we could hide a bomb under a cloth or something. Then, when they check to see if the round lump under the cloth is a Boo, the bomb goes off, and BOOM!
Multiplo: Let us now begin audience questions. Seat IWASINALLTHREEINTERVIEWSSOFAR.
Shady Koopa: Who's your favorite Koopaling?
Boo: Iggy. He scares pretty easily.
Multiplo: Expected. Next, seat LEMONCANDY.
Anti Guy: IS THAT LEMON CANDY?!
Multiplo: No, it's Honey Candy. A question for Boo, please.
Anti Guy: Do you have any Lemon Candy?!
Multiplo: A REAL question.
Anti Guy: Fine. Why do you hide your face when someone looks at you?
Boo: It's part of our transparency ability. For it to work, the person looking at us can't see our face.
Multiplo: All ri--
(BOOOOM!) Multiplo: Ow, my aching... WHAT?! AGAIN?! (Multiplo looks over to see the studio destroyed. Again. M.K. gets up from the rubble, her back to Multiplo.) Multiplo: M.K., you blew up the studio again?! (M.K. does nothing. She just stands there.) Multiplo: (to himself) Maybe that was the wrong thing to say, considering her mood today... (M.K. turns around to reveal that she's smiling again as usual.) Multiplo: Huh? Oh, hey, M.K., good to have you back. (M.K. tilts her head.) M.K.: I was gone?! Multiplo: Never mind. M.K.: K. *looks to the audience* YOU! Shady Koopa: Who, me? M.K.: Yeah! Name! Shady Koopa: Lake Moon Koopra M.K.: Great, you're part of my crew now. Lake: Why? M.K.: Don't make me hurt you, buddy. Lake: Okay, fine. Red Chomp: BARK, BARK! GRRRRRRR! (The Red Chomp chases Boo and Multiplo out of the studio.) M.K.: I think I've found my running gag for this season. S.K.: We have a season? M.K.: Uhhhh, LET THERE BE FIRE! (A fire comes up under the camera and melts it.) (TRANSMISSION ENDED) Whoops! You're not logged in!
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