Slike373: Ah, I can't wait to actually do an Interview myself, with no one else calling the shots. WHO SHALL I INTERVIEW?
Thwomp: Why not the diagonal-moving Thwomp in the last fort before Bowser's Castle? I never knew how he did that.
Hammer Bro: Nah, he should interview Doctor Topper 'bout his green hammer, and all that whacked out stuff, fu!
Lakitu: Why not interview Frogfucius about how he manages to fly? I'm betting there's a VERY well-accomplished person lifting him. *eye twitch*
Slike373: All your ideas seem pretty biased, so I'll come up with something myself. BRING IN THE FLYING BOOM BOOMS.
Flying Boom Booms: Yes sir! What's the job?
Slike373: Move Hammer Bro and Thwomp into the audience. As for Lakitu, I want you to beat him to a pulp.
Lakitu: WHAT?
Slike373: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR STEALING MY NOTORIOUSLY EVIL PIE MANY MOONS AGO.
Lakitu: BU-
(The flying Boom Booms do as they were told.)
Slike373: Anyways, I have chosen to interview Sledge Bro.
Hammer Bro: NOT MY BROTHER!
Slike373: Why not?
Hammer Bro: Because you're going to make him fall through the ceiling onto the ground for comedic affect.
Slike373: And?
Hammer Bro: Just wait.
(Sledge Bro suddenly falls through the ceiling, and shakes the entire Interview room to a point where everything is on its side.)
Sledge Bro: MCRUDY'S HAD A SALE ON BIG MACKS.
Slike373: You mean that restaurant owned by an evil clown had a sale on large pumpkin-like creatures riding on top of small knives?
Sledge Bro: YES.
Slike373: THEN WHAT AM I DOING HERE?
Flying Boom Booms: Interviewing. Remember we made you pay for this room.
Slike373: Oh, right. (The coins definitely were not cardboard. Heheheh.) Anyways, Sledge Bro, does the effect of Giant Land make you big, or are you just naturally big?
Sledge Bro: Nah, I migrated from Dark Land, because Bowser got irritated with every step I took. It's sad, really.
Slike373: If you migrated from Dark Land because Bowser can't stand your enormous-
Sledge Bro: YOU CALLIN' ME FAT, FU?
Slike373: Wouldn't dream of it. Anyways, what was with the Sledge Bro in Dark land?
Sledge Bro: That was on a separate platform from the rest of Dark Land in that area. That guy's tremors only shook that spot, and nothing else. That lucky duck… I just wanna SMASH that dude!
Slike373: Remind me not to go turn into a Tanooki-statue near you. I somehow doubt that your hammer could leave me in one piece. Literally.
Sledge Bro: DARN RIGHT. LET ME SHOW YOU.
Slike373: NO, WAIT, LET'S HAVE A WORD FROM OUR AUDIENCE!
Sledge Bro: Okay. Then I smash you?
Slike373: Sure, it should give me enough time to come up with a plan.
Sledge Bro: YAY. ME CALL ON YOU, BRICK COVERED IN SPIKES.
Slike373: Actually, I choose who asks you questions.
Sledge Bro: WHAT?
Slike373: Umm. Nothing. Thwomp, you're up.
Thwomp: I clearly weigh more than you, and I don't shake the ground when I hit it. WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
Sledge Bro: Do you carry a limitless supply of hammers that adds four-million, three-hundred forty-nine pounds to your original weight?
Thwomp: Now that I think of it, no.
Sledge Bro: GOOD. NOW I CALL ON FLYING TURTLE!
Flying Boom Boom: No, I'm just a gua-
Sledge Bro: NOW!
Flying Boom Boom: Okay, uh, how'd you get so obese?
Sledge Bro: WHAT DAT MEAN?
Slike373: Obese means fat.
Sledge Bro: IT NOT FAT. IT ALL MUSCLE! SMASH!
(He smashes one of the flying Boom Booms.)
Slike373: Okay, Hammer Bro is the only one left.
Sledge Bro: You mean Brother Charlie?
Hammer Bro: YO, FU! I'M HAMMER BRO NOW!
Sledge Bro: OH REALLY, SHRIMP?
Slike373: Just so you know guys, if you get in a fight and break anything in this room, including each other's bones, I get a complete refund, which you pay for.
Hammer Bro: Okay. So, "Sledge Bro", What's your real name?
Sledge Bro: Oh, you wouldn't.
Hammer Bro: I would.
Slike373: I can't wait for a refund.
Sledge Bro: Mynameisedward
Slike373: I didn't understand you, speak up. Wait, when I say speak up, I don't mean…
Sledge Bro: MYNAMEISEDWARD!
Slike373: I mean for you to speak fluently.
Sledge Bro: What dat mean?
Slike373: Separate words.
Sledge Bro: M Y N A M E I S E D W A R D.
Slike373: Hammer Bro, answer the question for him.
Hammer Bro: His name is Edward.
Sledge Bro: TWEEEEEEEEEEEERP!
Slike373: COOOOOOOOOOOOIIIINS.
Sledge Bro: Okay, Sledge Bro no smash his brother.
Hammer Bro: Yup. I guess we should get along for future reference, huh?
Sledge Bro: Okay, little Bro.
Slike373: Okay, now I have to skedaddle before you two kill me!
(Slike373 flies away. I still don't know how my tail does that.)
Hammer Bros: What?
Flying Boom Boom: For breaking the ceiling, Sledge Bro, you have to pay for the whole Interview.
Hammer Bro: WE COULD'VE FOUGHT THIS WHOLE TIME!
Sledge Bro: No, Charlie, we should work together for once. By that, I mean, HUNT DOWN THAT LYING TANOOKI!
Hammer Bro: Okay, but who'll say end transmission?
Sledge Bro: You just did. END TRANSMISSION.
Hammer Bro: No, I want to. END TRANSMISSION!
Sledge Bro: OH, REALLY? END TRANSMSSION!
Flying Boom Boom: Augh. END TRANSMISSION.
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