Lemmy: Welcome to Lemmy's Interview Show! Today, Blaze is-
Blaze: No I'm not.
Lemmy: What?! You took a day off LAST week!
Blaze: Well too bad! I just don't feel like it this time!
Lemmy: ... *sigh* Fine... Who'd you hire in your place THIS time?
Blaze: Koops.
Lemmy: What? That baby?! Pfft!
(Koops runs onstage, tackles Lemmy, and starts beating him up.)
Koops: I AIN'T NO BABY!!!
(Lemmy; OKAY! OKAY! GET OFFA ME!)
(Koops gets off.)
Lemmy: Okay, I suppose you're gonna interview this... egg thing in the interviewee chair.
Sunnycide: RAAAWR!
Lemmy: I'd respond, only I have no idea what you just said. Now then, Koops, you need an Interview partner. Where can we find one?
At the Phantos67 Castle...
Phantos67: Wacko! Get in here now!
Wacko: Yeah?
Phantos67: I'm bushed with Interviews this weekend, you are going in my stead to interview Sunnycide.
Wacko: Cool!
Phantos67: Go over to Blaze's place and start interviewing.
(Wacko goes over.)
Wacko: Hey, Phantos67 sent me to interview with you. Something about interviewing Sunnycide?
Koops: Yeah. Are you gonna be my Interview partner?
Lemmy: Yeah, are you gonna be his Interview partner?
Koops: ...
Wacko: Yes I am. I brought along a gadget that might help with this Interview.
(Wacko holds out a translator thingy.)
Wacko: This should help!
Blaze: Well let's test it, shall we? Okay, Eggface. Say something.
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawrrawr, rawrrawr! (Who's an eggface, eggbrain?!)
Blaze: Hey, it works... Wait a minute! Eggbrain?! Why I oughta-
Lemmy: Calm down, Blaze. I know you're just dying to hard fry him right now, but we could get sued for harming the interviewee.
Blaze: Ugh... Fine...
Koops: Okay, so Egg... I mean... Sunnycide, what exactly was your purpose for living in Yoob’s belly?
Sunnycide: Rawr rawrrawrrawr rawr rawr rawr rawrrawr. (I'm basically what keeps him alive.)
Koops: Well, then, since you're not in Yoob's belly right now, then would that mean Yoob's dead?
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawr rawr?! Rawr rawr rawr rawrrawr rawr rawr! (What do you mean?! We're in his belly right now!
Blaze: What?! This I gotta see.
(Blaze goes to the back door, looks out, and sees the interior of Yoob's belly.)
Blaze: WHAT THE?! YOOB SWALLOWED THE STUDIO!!!
Audience: *GASP*
Lemmy: Aw great! Who enlarged him?!
Princess Shroob: I did! Who else?!
Lemmy: ... You'll pay... dearly, AND in coins!
Wacko: Phantos67 is missing out BIG TIME! So Q2: What is that weird thing in your mouth?
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawr rawwwr! (It's not weird! It’s the back of my mouth!
Wacko: Umm... You have a strange back of your mouth then.
(Sunnycide has steam coming out of its "ears".)
Koops: Easy there, big fella. So... uh... what do you do in Yoob's belly all day?
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawrrawr, rawr rawr rawr rawr rawr rawrrawrrawr rawr rawr. (I sit around while the Shroobs feed me whatever I want.)
Blaze: Dang, son! You got it made!
Sunnycide: Rawr rawrrawr! (Yeah, baby!)
Kamek: Do I get to drop a speaker box on someone yet?! You didn't hire me to do this for nothing, you know!
Blaze: Chill, old man. Some poor idiot will turn up any minute...
(Wario runs onstage in his underwear and does the shake-your-bootie dance. Music starts playing.)
Music: Don't you wish your girlfriend was... hot... like... me!
Koops: ... Okay... Now that's TOTALLY not right...
Blaze: Worse than Hooktail eating the audience?
Koops: MUCH worse...
Kamek: Finally, someone I can punish!
Blaze: Actually this is a job for Hooktail. No one needs to see this. Hooktail?
Hooktail: Way ahead of you!
Wario: No. No! NO-
(Hooktail swallows Wario.)
Blaze: I'm paying you extra for THAT one!
Hooktail: Awesome!
Wacko: Woah! That song was SOOOO copied off the Lemmy's Land Forum! Anyways, what do you do now?
Sunnycide: Rawr Raaawr Rawr Rawr Rawr Raawr! (I still live in Yoob's belly and eat tons of things!)
Wacko: That machine is a beauty, isn't it?
(A cell phone rings.)
Wacko: Yes?
Phantos67: How's it going?
Wacko: Perfect until you called.
Phantos67: ...
(Phantos67 hangs up.)
Koops: Okay... uh... I guess it's time for audience questions... Eh... How about you in seat 7?
Sushie: Why do you look like an egg?
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawrrawrrawr rawr! Rawr RAWR! Rawr... (The Shroobs created me! Ask THEM! Ugh...)
Kamek: I still want to hit somebody!
Blaze: Patience...
(Bandy Andy jumps onstage with a mic and starts "singing".)
Bandy: I went down the beach and saw Kiki! She was all like UUUH! And I'm like WHATEVER!
(King K jumps onstage with a bass guitar and starts playing.)
Bandy: Then this chick walks up and she's all like, hey, aren't you that dude? And I'm like yeah WHATEVER!
Koops: What in the world?
Hooktail: I have no idea...
Bandy: ‘Cause this is MY United States of whatever!
Blaze: Kamek?
Kamek: Yes!
(Kamek magically drops one speaker box on Bandy and one on King K and breaks the guitar in half.)
Blaze: Nice job, old man!
Kamek: Quit calling me that! Oh well, at least I get paid!
(The speaker box that fell on Bandy plays music.)
Speaker box: I'm nerdy in the extreme, whiter than sour cream! I was in a V club and glee club and even the chess team!
Blaze: Yes! I love Weird Al! I'm doubling your salary just for that!
Kamek: Ooh! Cha-CHING!
(The speaker box that fell on King K plays music.)
Speaker Box: SOUDJA BOY OFF IN THIS OH! WATCH ME CRANK IT WATCH ME ROLL! WATCH ME CRANK THAT SOUDJA BOY THEN SUPERMAN THEN OH! NOW WATCH ME YOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU-
(Blaze smashes the speaker box.)
Blaze: And I just cut your salary in half...
Kamek: Aw, come on!
Wacko: Seat 4!
Jack Black: Do you ever want to be in a movie?
Sunnycide: Rawr Rawr rawr Rawr! (You bet!)
Wacko: That wasn't a helpful question, but anyways... Back to you, Koops!
Koops: Uh... Yeah... Seat 34...
Chain Chomp: ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! (Do you like milk?)
Koops: Wow... That translator really comes in handy...
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawrrawr rawrrawr! RAWR rawr rawr rawr rawr! (What a stupid question! NO I don't like milk!)
Phantos67: I'm coming in! Wacko, you are doing a terrible job!!! So Seat RED IDIOT THAT EVERYBODY THINKS TOTALLY STINKS!
Elder Shrooboid: %^^&@*&&^^#^! (Why were your egg attacks like Yoshi’s in YIDS?)
Sunnycide: Rawr rawr rawrrawr rawrrawrr! (The factory was destroying Yoshis, so I copied their egg-throwing attacks!)
Phantos67: My name didn't get to be in the title.
(Phantos67 pouts in a corner of Yoob's belly)
Wacko: How are we going to get out of here?!
Phantos67: Like they did in Partners in Time, through the digestive tract!
Wacko: I think I'm going to puke!
Blaze: I really wouldn't recommend that without a wetsuit...
Koops: Them how DO we get out?
(Bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp)
(Everyone freezes.)
Kamek: ... NAUSEA!!!
(Everyone runs around screaming and panicking. Yoob barfs up the entire studio, which lands on the ground. Everyone walks out.)
Lemmy: Aww... Great... How am I gonna pay for THIS?!
Blaze: Well... you could take the money out of Hooktail and Kamek's salaries...
Hooktail and Kamek: NO!
Blaze: Or steal from the Mushroom Kingdom Treasury...
Peach: NO!
Blaze: Or from Bowser's treasury...
Bowser: NO! And you'll go to the dungeon for life if you do!
Blaze: ... But then... maybe the best idea... is to steal from Wario's bank account.
Wario (from inside Hooktail): NO!
Lemmy: I'll take that last one!
(Lemmy runs of to the bank.)
Wario: NO! NO! STOP! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! LEMME OUT!
Hooktail: I wouldn't recommend it without a wetsuit!
Wario: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
(Yoob belches.)
Blaze: NO! HE'S GONNA DO IT AGAIN!!!
Kamek: AND RIGHT ON TOP OF US!!!
Audience: *GASP*
Koops: MOMMY!!!
(Koops jumps on Hooktail's nose and squeezes in fear.)
Hooktail: ... This is awkward
(Lemmy comes back.)
Lemmy: (pointing at Koops) BABY!
(Lemmy runs away again. Yoob is about to hurl when he suddenly falls dead.)
Koops: Uh... Sunnycide, weren't you supposed to be in his belly?
Sunnycide: ... Rawr... (... Oops...)
Phantos67: Well that's all the time we have for today! Join us next time on the Phantos67 Interview Show!
Blaze: Ahem.
Phantos67: Oh... and his too.
Wacko and Koops: END TRANSMISSION!
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