(Vim and 1-up Boo are seen talking in the studio.)
Vim: Haven’t we had enough with ghostly creatures?!
1-up Boo: What do you mean?
Vim: Look at the title.
1-up Boo: I see what you mean.
Vim: We just interviewed Doopliss and King Boo, and now a Boo?!
1-up Boo: Well you don’t make decisions, I do.
Vim: I hate you.
1-up Boo: That’s why I hired you.
Vim: …
1-up Boo: Now let’s see, where can we get a Boo to Interview…?
(1-up Boo looks in the audience and sees no Boos.)
1-up Boo: What’s up with the title?! I don’t see how we are going to get a Boo!
Vim: We could call King Boo and ask him for one.
1-up Boo: I’m not in the mood for fainting.
Vim: …
1-up Boo: Does anybody know how to get a Boo?
Hyper Cleft: You could go to the Creeple Steeple.
1-up Boo: I’m afraid Doopliss blocked it off with lots of hi-tech security.
Hyper Cleft: …
1-up Boo: We have to think of something, or everything will be lost!
(A Boo comes in the studio.)
Boo: Yes! I got here in time to watch the Interview!
1-up Boo: That’s convenient. Hey you!
Boo: Me?
1-up Boo: Yes you, come up here.
(The Boo comes up.)
Boo: Yes?
1-up Boo: I shall interview you!
Boo: But-but I don’t want to be interviewed, I just wanted to watch an Intervie-
(1-up Boo ties the Boo to a chair.)
1-up Boo: You look ugly, but you’ll do.
Boo: Ouch, man.
Vim: I still think we should interview someone else.
1-up Boo: Let me remind you of something.
Flashback...
Vim: We just interviewed Doopliss and King Boo, and now a Boo?!
1-up Boo: Well you don’t make decisions, I do.
End Flashback...
1-up Boo: Now that you got that in your thick head, let us begin.
Boo: I’m not a stage person!
1-up Boo: You’re not even a person.
Boo: Oh yeah.
Vim: I hate you all.
1-up Boo: We know.
Boo: Can we just start and get it over with?
1-up Boo: Fine. In Luigi’s Mansion do you have a relationship with the mansion ghosts?
Boo: We’re kind of neutral with them. When we went to the mansion we found them there, and they didn’t seem to mind us staying there, surprisingly.
1-up Boo: I see. In Yoshi’s Story there were the Boos that could hear extremely well. What’s with those Boos?
Boo: Those Boos were trained by Baby Bowser to hear really well so that if the Yoshis infiltrated his castle they would probably be eaten by Boos.
1-up Boo: Then why do they wear headbands so they can’t see?
Boo: I believe when Baby Bowser went back to his main room to make plans the Boos decided to put headbands on to make it more challenging. But that was, of course, a bad idea and allowed the Yoshis to sneak past.
1-up Boo: In Super Mario Galaxy there’s the Bomb Boos. What’s up with them?
Boo: Some Boos went to the area where Bouldergeist is and got polluted by the dark magic. This mixed with the Boos’ ghost mist to make an explosive material.
1-up Boo: I have no idea what you just said.
Boo: …
Vim: This is getting rather boring.
1-up Boo: Is it, Vim?! Is it?!
Vim: Yes.
1-up Boo: Oh.
Boo: I hate you.
1-up Boo: I don’t listen to the words you say.
Boo: …
Vim: What about the Interview?
1-up Boo: I’m not continuing until you say you’re sorry.
Vim: Sorry?! What for?!
1-up Boo: For questioning my authority.
Vim: I don’t care if I questioned your authority.
(1-up Boo turns his head slowly toward Vim.)
1-up Boo: I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SAY “I DON’T CARE”!!!
(1-up Boo pulls out a rocket launcher.)
Vim: Ack!
1-up Boo: Mwa-ha-ha!
Boo: This is getting beyond random.
1-up Boo: Hmm… You’re right.
(1-up Boo throws the rocket launcher at Vim which knocks him out. Half the audience has fainted as well.)
1-up Boo: Sorry about that.
Boo: Your apology is not accepted.
1-up Boo: Anyway, in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga why do Boos have incredible defense?
Boo: Since Boos are technically dead it really didn’t do much when Mario and Luigi jumped on them.
1-up Boo: Then how is it that they die?
Boo: When the Boos had enough they poofed away until they were ready to fight again. Who knows, it may have just been 2 Boos that they battled continuously.
1-up Boo: Hmm… Well I’d say it’s audience question time! Seat 44!
Dry bones: How can light kill a Boo in Super Mario Galaxy?
Boo: They don’t die, they poof away. Since ghosts hate light the Boos just get overwhelmed and poof away somewhere else. I don’t know why they don’t come back to fight again, however. It may be because they’re afraid of getting hit by light again.
1-up Boo: Seat 567.
Piranha Plant: Can Boos die?
Boo: … How can you not know that? NO!
1-up Boo: Seat 1,344.
Roy: Can you fight at all?
Boo: We have stubs as hands and biting is hard to aim, so all we can do is use the deadly touch.
1-up Boo: Seat 2.
Iggy: What do you think of Mario?
Boo: Well let’s see… He tries to destroy us, his brother sucked up our king, and he’s just plain annoying… WE HATE HIM!
Iggy: I see…
1-up Boo: Well I’d say that’s enough to end the Interview. Thank you for volunteering, Boo.
Boo: You made me stay, though.
1-up Boo: Yep.
Boo: …
(Vim is seen waking up.)
Vim: Ouch. What hit me?
Boo: 1-up Boo’s rocket launcher.
(Vim slowly turns toward 1-up Boo.)
1-up Boo: Oh, you will pay for that, Boo.
Boo: How?
(1-up Boo puts the Boo in a cannon and blasts him off towards the moon.)
Vim: You hit me with what?!
1-up Boo: Oh, um… Long story, heh, you wouldn’t believe what happened.
Vim: Why you stupid little white ball-
1-up Boo: Stupid?!
(1-up Boo and Vim attempt to fight each other but cannot do so due to their little stubs as hands.)
Vim: Curses.
1-up Boo: Oh well, I guess I can beat you up another time.
Vim: I’d like to see you try!
1-up Boo: Oh yeah?!
Vim: Yeah!
(They attempt to fight each other again but realize once again they have stubs as hands.)
Vim: Curses.
1-up Boo: Well all there is to do now is end the Interview.
Vim: Oh no you don’t, we’re not finished yet!
1-up Boo: And that is exactly why I’m stopping.
Vim: *twitch, twitch*.
1-up Boo: I love you too.
Vim: Aaaaahh!!!
(Vim runs away but bonks into a pole and gets knocked out.)
1-up Boo: Odd.
Audience: …
1-up Boo: Quit talking!
Audience: …
1-up Boo: That’s more like it. Well there isn’t anyone to torture or to annoy.
Bandit: Just end the Interview so I can go home.
1-up Boo: Fine.
(1-up Boo pulls out a scythe and approaches the camera slowly.)
(END TRANSMISSION)
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