Chase: Welcome one and all, to my third Interview! Last time, I interviewed Petey Piranha, my favorite character, but this week I will interview Smithy from Super Mario RPG! Come on out, Smithy!

(Smithy walks out. A few audience members gasp at his mallet.)

Chase: Hello Smithy. Sit down.

Smithy: WHY YOU ASKIN' ME TO SIT DOWN, FOOL?! YOU ARE NOT MY MOMMY!

Chase: SIT DOWN OR I'LL... I'LL... I'LL SUE YOU!! AND STOP YELLING!

Smithy: Grr... Whatever...

(Smithy sits down.)

Chase: *sigh* How many games have you appeared in, Smithy?

Smithy: (breathing heavily, eye twitching) One... Only one... Yep, only one...

Chase: Er... ok... And what game was it?

Smithy: Su... Sup... Super Mario RPG...

Chase: Uh... Is something wrong?

Smithy: No no, it's just... I only was in one game...

Chase: Oh. :) Ok.

(Smithy is twitching and breathing heavily, and his eyes are scanning the audience.

Chase: Hmm... Let's see... Oh yeah! What is your favorite food?

Smithy: (still twitching) Oil... Yummerly...

Chase: Hmmm... I'm starting to run out of questions... How old are you?

Smithy: Mmm... Probably... 192.

Chase: Do you hold any particular grudges against anyone?

Smithy: Mario, Luigi, Peach, Bowser, Geno, Mallow-

Mallow (in audience): HEY!

Smithy: -and Yoshi.

Chase: Wow. Why do you have grudges against Luigi and Yoshi? You never fought them!

Smithy: So? I can still hate them.

Chase: ... Do you have any relatives?

Smithy: Nope. *sniffle*

Chase: Audience questions. Seat 132.

Pokey: Do you eat anything other than oil?

Smithy: No... Anything except oil is deadly to me.

Chase: Seat 40.

Albatoss: Why did you decide to take over Bowser's Keep?

Smithy: Power, DUH!!

Chase: Ok... Seat 265.

Toadette: What happened to you after Mario and his friends defeated you?

Smithy: Umm... I went back to my mothership...

Chase: Woah... Seat 100.

Booster: What is your favorite videogame?

Smithy: Super Mario Kart. It's nice and simple.

Chase: Last question. Seat 2.

General Guy: Can I examine your mothership?

Smithy: NO!

Chase: That's all the time we have this week, folks! Tune in next week for my Interview with-

General Guy: AAHHH!

(Smithy is chasing General Guy, holding his mallet up.)

Chase: WAH! STOP THE FILM, STOP THE FILM!!!

Stupid Cameraman: Uh... End transmission?!

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