James: Hello, and you are not welcome to-
Lemmy: James’s Interview Show!
James: Wow, I thought this time I had you.
Lemmy: Nope, I learned all these tricks from a certain person.
(Dark Koopa starts to slowly exit the building.)
James: Well anyway, so I have a new security system here. Anyone who leaves the building, answers to Blue the Yoshi.
Blue: Which reminds me, why am I here?
James: Cuz I need a bodyguard!
Blue: Fine, but please interview who this letter says.
James: "Interview Last Goomba or I’ll show you the meaning of B.L.U.E." Well I already don’t like the sound of that, so I’ll do it.
Blue: YAY!
Last Goomba: I knew you guys couldn’t resist me.
James: We could resist you, but Blue was going to educate me.
Blue: …
James: And why do you have a name? The thought of that scares me.
Last Goomba: Well you know your stupid little gag? The "everybody leaves except a Goomba"? Well I'm that Goomba, so I have a name now!
James: So anyway, first question, what’s it like being a really easy enemy to kill?
Last Goomba: Well, it’s not easy being a Goomba. After all, it does come with responsibilities.
James: Ooh, like?
Last Goomba: Who else will be the only baddy to get killed by a single stomp?
James: *cough* Lemmy and Bob-omb *cough*
Lemmy: Well I understand the Bob-omb, but me?
James: I’m annoyed by you.
Dark Koopa: You aren’t the only one who’s annoyed by Lemmy.
James: Yay. Anyway, question two, why did Goombas in Paper Mario get to wear the spiky hats, but not in any other games?
Last Goomba: Well one, Bowser thought we were weaker in Paper Mario than in any other game so he gave us protection. Two, we wore the hats in the Mario Party games except they had more spikes then.
James: Umm, I’m not a Mario Party fan.
Last Goomba: Well, umm, you are stupid!
James: Thank you. Anyway, question three, do you ever plan on becoming a playable Mario character?
Last Goomba: Well did you know that if I become an actual playable character, then Bob-ombs will want to be a playable character, then Lakitus will want to play, then Pokeys, Clubbas, Piranha Plants... Well what I'm saying is if the Goombas play, the system won't stay.
James: Umm, didn't Goombas play in the baseball games?
Last Goomba: Well yeah, but that was a cheap shot. We probably won't be in any more games. Oh, and all those characters didn't mind the baseball games.
James: Well I bet Lemmy five dollars that he'll post this.
Lemmy: Why you... I'm not gonna post his!
James: Well people are reading this, so this must have been posted, unless someone took it and put it on their site, which scares me. Who are you people?!
Lemmy: It's ok! You are still in Lemmy's Land!
James: Yay! But you owe me five bucks.
(Roy comes out with two boxing gloves.)
James: Not that kind...
Lemmy: Whatever, just ask another question.
James: Ok... Well in Super Mario World, why don't you die when you get stomped?
Last Goomba: Yay! Well I can answer two questions at once. One, we wore some kind of round, red armor that time, which is why we were round. Two, since we had that on, we couldn't die by a stomp. We could still be killed by fire, falling, Mario's cape, or a spin jump,
James: Wow, this is taking forever. Audience questions! Seat I'MEVILANDYOUKNOWIT!
Bowser: Well, how does it feel to be a lowly slave?
Last Goomba: I'm not one, but if I was, I'd be all like; NOBODY LIKES ME!
James: Seat CRUMPETSFOREVER!
Goomba King: Do you feel like you'll ever be a higher rank in the Koopa Clan?
Last Goomba: Well I feel like my brothers should, but there are some Goombas that just help Mario, so they should stay at their rank.
James: Seat B.L.U.E- Aw crud.
Blue: Do you like Mike Myers?
Last Goomba: He played as an ogre! So no!
Blue: DIE!!!
(Blue beats Last Goomba to a bloody pulp.)
James: Which reminds me, what does B..L.U.E stand for?
Blue: Heheheh, Blue Likes Uncanny Elephants!
James: -_-'
Blue: Well let's-
Lemmy: End transmission!
James: But wait-
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