(After interviewing King Boo, 1-up Boo and Vim decided to go to the Creeple Steeple to interview another ghostly creature… Doopliss!)
Vim: This place is kind of creepy…
1-up Boo: I don’t care. Now let’s go.
(They enter.)
1-up Boo: Wow, the guy knows how to live!
Vim: Can we PLEASE get the Interview over with?!
1-up Boo: Fine.
(1-up Boo picks up Vim and floats to Doopliss’ room.)
Doopliss: Ahhh! Intruder!
1-up Boo: We come in peace, ghostly friend. We have come to do an Interview on you.
Doopliss: But I was watching my favorite show: Boo Brigade.
1-up Boo: Look buddy, we can do this the easy way or the hard way.
Doopliss: You said you come in peace!
1-up Boo: I lied to make you feel better.
Doopliss: I see. Not really.
Vim: INTERVIEW?!
1-up Boo: Oh blah blah your needs.
Vim: *twitch, twitch*.
Doopliss: I refuse to be interviewed.
1-up Boo: …
(1-up Boo exits the room and comes back in with a flamethrower.)
1-up Boo: You were saying?
Doopliss: Smart, very smart. But I can counter that easily.
1-up Boo: …
(1-up Boo leaves the room once again and comes back with a giant spike.)
Doopliss: I can counter that as well.
1-up Boo: …
(1-up Boo leaves the room ONCE AGAIN and comes back with a Mushroom shooter.)
Doopliss: Are you kidding?! I love Mushrooms.
1-up Boo: …
(After thinking for 6 hours, 1-up Boo thinks of something.)
1-up Boo: I’ll tell everyone I know your name.
Doopliss: NOOOOO! Okay, I’ll do an Interview.
1-up Boo: You mean you’ll be interviewed.
Doopliss: Whatever! Have mercy!
1-up Boo: I win!
Vim: This is getting really annoying.
1-up Boo: Well nobody cares. So Doopliss, are you a ghost?
Doopliss: Classified.
1-up Boo: Remember what I’ll do if you don’t participate.
Doopliss: Fine. You will pay, my friend. I’m not a ghost, but a spirit in this costume I made out of mystical thread.
1-up Boo: Okay then. How did you become Mario and then make him the weird shade form?
Doopliss: I scanned his DNA and transformed into a shade form of him. When he defeated me I went out of my costume and into him. His spirit was forced to go into my duplicate of him and stay in there until he defeated me again. Since he didn’t know my name I figured it was impossible for him to win. Obviously he found out my name somehow and defeated me even with his party members on my side.
1-up Boo: How did you get out of your costume?
Doopliss: I’m a spirit, remember?
1-up Boo: Oh yeah. Good explanation, by the way.
Doopliss: Hey, that’s what happened. But I still hate you.
1-up Boo: I hate you too, my ghostly friend.
Doopliss: But… you’re not my friend.
1-up Boo: I DON’T CARE! You know I don’t care so why say so?
Doopliss: Because I wanted to.
(Vim is seen sneaking away.)
1-up Boo: Vim!
Vim: So close.
1-up Boo: Are you part of a species?
Doopliss: Yes, I’m part of the Duplighost species. They are seen in Paper Mario.
1-up Boo: Are they spirits too?
Doopliss: Yes.
1-up Boo: I see… Do you like pie?
Doopliss: No…
Vim: You’re out of questions, aren’t you?
1-up Boo: Wait! I got one! The Duplighosts look similar to you but not completely similar. Why?
Doopliss: I was once the king of them but they were such pests I decided to shoot them to the Crystal Palace and never speak of it again.
1-up Boo: Okay, how-how um… how um… What’s your…
Vim: I think it’s audience question time!
1-up Boo: Fine. Wait a second… There is no audience!
(1-up Boo thinks for 2 seconds. He then exits the room and comes back with 4 Boos.)
Vim: Four? That’s not much.
1-up Boo: Oh well. Seat 2!
Boo: Only because you’ll give me 5,000 coins. What do you think of Bowser?
Doopliss: Who’s Bowser?
Boo: Wow.
1-up Boo: Seat 4.
Boo: What do you think of the Shadow Sirens?
Doopliss: Ugh. I hate them. One can’t speak English and another is just plain mean.
1-up Boo: Seat 1.
Boo: What do you think of Boos?
Doopliss: I like them. I found them when I came here and I asked if I could stay. They actually wanted me to stay because they wanted someone to look after them. The only Boo I don’t like is 1-up Boo!
1-up Boo: Another person who hates me. Well I think that’s all the time we have for today.
Boos: Where’s our 5,000 coins?
1-up Boo: In a swamp.
Boos: O_O
Vim: Now can we leave?!
1-up Boo: Yes, but first…
(1-up Boo throws a Bob-omb at the camera.)
(END TRANSMISSION)
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