Last time on Plazmakidz Interview Show...
Plazmakidz: Ah, crud. We’re out of gas, so we’re stuck in space. Quick! Everyone put on your fishbowl helmet!
(Everyone puts on their head a fishbowl that came out of nowhere, except for Bomb Boo, who can breathe in space.)
Plazmakidz: I guess this mea-
(End of flashback. The camera shows a piece of space junk floating in space.)
Plazmakidz: I still can’t believe we ran out of gas. It was supposed to last, like, ten years!
Lord Crump: Boohoo, cry about it later. Right now let’s just figure out how to get out of here.
Meanwhile inside Bowser‘s weapon vault…
Mario: You’ll never take me alive, Topmaniac!
Topmaniac: That’s where you’re wrong!
(Before Topmaniac can make the final blow, the B-12 Bomber comes out of nowhere and blows right through the wall of Bowser‘s weapon vault.)
Topmaniac: What the?
Mario: We might as well get on this… abandoned ship… or whatever it is.
(So the duo gets on the B-12 Bomber only to find out that they aren’t alone…)
Plazmakidz: Who are you?
Mario: Mario, duh. My hat pretty much speaks for myself.
Plazmakidz: My bad. I’m just going insane, I’ve had a song stuck in my head for a month now.
Mario: What’s the song’s name?
Plazmakidz: I don’t know the name, but I do know the chorus part: “Hey, hey, hey, it’s magic you knooow. Never believe it’s not so. It’s magic you knooow. Never believe it’s not soooooo.”
Mario: Oh. What are you guys doing out here anyway?
Plazmakidz: Well we were doing an Interview and all of a sudden our gas ran out, and now we are just a floating piece of space junk to some people.
Lord Crump: Well, since we’re all here, let’s interview somebody!
Plazmakidz: Here are your choices: Mario, Lord Crump, myself, or Topmaniac.
(Everyone’s hand goes up for Topmaniac.)
Lord Crump: Topmaniac it is then. If you don’t mind, Plazma, I’ll take it from here.
Plazma: Go ahead, I’m going to go sleep. Cya!
Lord Crump: Question one: Why do you only spawn your friends for help when you’re down to one more hit?
Topmaniac: Well, that was because I thought I could take him, but then I realized that I would need some help from my friends, the Topmen. But, it they didn’t even hurt Mario because they just had smooth edges and hadn’t grown full spikes yet.
Lord Crump: Cool. Question two: After Mario weakened you, how could you see where you were going?
Topmaniac: I wasn’t really able to see all that well, so I was just spinning wildly, which gave Mario a chance to electrocute me.
Lord Crump: So you had no idea where to go?
Topmaniac: No, not really.
Lord Crump: I always thought you did. Question three: Why are you a Top?
Topmaniac: That’s probably because Ludwig was little when he invented me, which means he was playing with a top at the time. Who knows?
Lord Crump: Moving on! Question four: Are you the founder of the Topmen, or is Ludwig?
Topmaniac: It was more than likely Ludwig, since he created us, after all. He was the one who told me to go tell all the other Topmen about our new tribe that was currently recruiting.
Lord Crump: Very interesting. Question five: Do you think the Daredevil Comet makes you any more of a challenge?
Topmaniac: I would say no unless you are an inexperienced player, mainly because the Daredevil Comet doesn’t come for a while, so you could be very far (maybe more than halfway) into the game when it comes. I don’t remember all that well, my brain has been shut down by this long period of “sleep” in the Weapon Vault. That is until Mario came and woke me up.
Mario: Hey! That’s just because I was bored and had no one to destroy.
Lord Crump: Whatever the reason is, I don’t care. I guess it’s time for audience questions. Seat #89,745.
Yoshi: What’s your weakness?
Topmaniac: Why do people ask this question over and over?
(Plazmakidz comes out of nowhere.)
Plazmakidz: It’s an easy question.
(Plazmakidz then suddenly disappears.)
Topmaniac: …
Lord Crump: Hey, it is. But never mind that, just answer the question.
Topmaniac: My weakness is jumping on top of me then “Spin-Attacking” me into electricity lines.
Lord Crump: Seat Webmasterthatteleportsoutofanything!
Lemmy: What do you do when you’re not fighting Mario or guarding anything?
Topmaniac: I’ll usually just get locked up in Bowser’s Weapon Vault until I’m needed.
Lord Crump: Seat Annoyingpersonwhoeatstoomuchcheese!
Mario: What?
Lord Crump: I said “Annoying person who eats too much cheese!”
(The spotlight shines on Mario.)
Mario: Oh. What’s the difference between you and all other Topmen?
Topmainiac: Well, for one, I’m the boss of the tribe, since Ludwig put me in charge while all the other Topmen are either growing up, guarding a galaxy, or stuck here in the Weapons Vault.
(He points out the window only to realize that they aren’t there anymore.)
Topmaniac: -_-
Lord Crump: Well, guess you’re stuck with us, going insane. Wanna join our Interview crew?
Topmaniac: Sure. Are we done here, I take it?
Lord Crump: Yep, I guess so. Unless anybody has anything else to say?
(Luigi puts his hand up while Lord Crump surveys the crowd, and he looks right over Luigi.)
Lord Crump: I guess we are done then. See you next time on…
Topmaniac: The Plazmakidz Interview Show!
(End Transmission.)
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