(MK walks into the studio with a slice of pizza.)
Multiplo: MK, where have you been?
Midna Koopa: The pizza place.
Shadow King: For four hours?
MK: It's a long story.
Flashback...
MK: (standing in a desert) WHATTAYA MEAN THIS ISN'T THE PIZZA PLACE?!
Gritty Goomba: Uhh, that's just what I mean. This is the Gritzy Desert.
MK: Ahh, crud.
End Flashback...
Multiplo: Well, it's time for your next Interview.
MK: Have Shadow King do it, I have other business.
SK: All right, but what's the other-
MK: THAT'S NOT FOR YOU TO KNOW!
Multiplo and SK: 0_0
MK: Uhhh, sorry. Anyways, I have to go
(She walks off.)
SK: Well, anyways, here's our next interviewee, give it up for... BONECHILL!
Audience: Yay!
SK: Holy! Where did you come from?
Audience: Plot hole.
SK: Works for me. Anyways, Bonechill, what are your stats?
Bonechill: Isn't that a little generic?
SK: ANSWER THE QUESTION, PUNK!
Bonechill: Okay, okay. Well I have 80 HP, 4 Attack, and my body is invincible. My head has 0 Defense
SK: HA! My crown alone gives me 10 Defense.
Bonechill: Just ask another question.
SK: How'd you fit that tank thing in the seat?
Bonechill: I'm in a seat?
(The chair collapses under the tank thing and Bonechill falls through the floor. Only his head is now visible.)
SK: Physics wins again.
Bonechill: Next question, please.
SK: Fine. How did you escape your prison in the Underwhere?
Bonechill: I trained my skills daily until I could freeze the door over and break out.
SK: Door?
Bonechill: It was a magical door. After I broke out, the only thing they could replace it with was a normal door.
SK: Was this the same door Bowser was locked behind?
Bonechill: Yes.
SK: Interesting. Next question, then audience questions. How did you know Luvbi was...
(Spoiler Alert!)
SK: -a Pure Heart?
Bonechill: The prison was dead quiet. I could hear a lot of things very far away. I heard Jaydes and Grambi talking on the way up to the Overthere. They just so happened to pass by the prison I was held in when they mentioned Luvbi.
SK: Neat. Audience time! Seat REALLYOVERUSEDINTERVIEWJOKE.
Morton: WEDDINGCAKE!
SK: ASK A QUESTION, PUNK!
Morton: What is your relation, connection, tie to the Skellobits, Spiky Skellobits, Skellobombers, and whatnot?
Bonechill: I'm actually just a very powerful Skellobit that found this tank thingy one day. I decided to lead the Skellobits to take over the Overthere. None objected, because they all thought I was strong enough to lead them.
Morton: Oh, I see, understand, get it, know what's going on, it's crystal clea- OW!
SK: (holding a Bill Blaster) SHUT UP!!! Seat HOWCANILIFTSTUFF.
Goomba: Seriously, how can I? Anyways, those blue flakes that fell off of you when you took enough damage, what were they?
Bonechill: Magic snow crystals. They gave me my ice powers.
SK: All right, next question. Seat- OHMYDADWHATISTHAT?!
Multiplo: That's not a seat, SK.
(SK points to the sky at a meteor-like object.)
Multiplo: Oh...
(The "meteor" crashes and wrecks the studio.)
SK: Oooh... What happened?
Multiplo: We get signal.
SK: What?
MK: (getting up from the rubble) Greetings gentlemen. All your base are belong to us. You have no chance to survive make your time.
SK: WHERE IN DAD'S NAME DID YOU COME FROM?!
MK: (pointing up) The ceiling.
SK: That was YOU?!
MK: Yup ^_^
SK: -_- Well anyways, are any seats left?
Multiplo: Just a few.
SK: Good enough. Seat IAPPEAREDINTHELASTINTERVIEW.
Shady Koopa: HA! I didn't get hit. How did you survive Mario destroying you?
Bonechill: I was already dead. Mario beat me, though, and I had to retreat. That's why it looked like I fell to pieces. I really just teleported away.
SK: I see. Seat RUNFORYOURLIVES.
Red Chomp from the last Interview: BARK BARK! GRRRRRR!
(SK and Bonechill get chased by the Red Chomp and run away, even though Bonechill is still stuck in the floor.)
MK: Well then, END TRANSMISSION.
Cameraman: No!
(MK shoots the camera and the transmission is-)
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