Phantos67: Hello, and welcome to the fifth episode of, drumroll please, The Phantos67 Interview Show!
G Bloop: Why didn’t Lemmy show up and say Lemmy’s Interview Show?
Phantos67: Because he’s tied up and gagged in the studio closet.
G Bloop: Oh, cool!
Stanley the Bugman: I’m here like I said in the last Interview.
G Bloop: I told you that you were cheap, hints DON’T BOTHER SHOWING UP!
Stanley the Bugman: Fine, I’ll leave.
(He does so.)
Phantos67: Last time on the Phantos67 Interview Show, LOTR (my sister) and I interviewed Lemmy Koopa, webmaster of Lemmy’s Land. Also we found out Popple might have lied about everything he told us two Interviews ago. We might never know.
Popple: To cool things down between us, Boss, I stole this for you, see?
(Popple shows off his stolen prize while dodging the angry Thud.)
Phantos67: *gasp* THE WHEEL OF INTERVIEWEES?!
Popple: Yup. I stole it from some Shonk Fortress or something.
Phantos67: Shhwonk Fortress, actually. This is Shrugger Shroob’s!
G Bloop: I have always wanted to spin the great wheel.
Phantos67: Shrugger is a pal of mine! SEND IT BACK, POPPLE!
Popple: But-
Phantos67: Right after we use it.
Wacko: Yeah! That’s what I’m talking about!
(G Bloop spins the Wheel of Interviewees and it lands on Fryguy.)
Phantos67: Fryguy it is then! Popple, send this back.
Popple: Shucks.
G Bloop: I will escort Fryguy in.
Phantos67: You don’t do anything without my permission!!! Now, G Bloop, escort Fryguy in here.
G Bloop: 0_0
Phantos67: Also I am having my own castle built, The Phantos67 Castle! It will be done by the next Interview so we will be moving our studio in there.
Fryguy: Hey. You want to interview me?
Phantos67: Yes we do. Hi, I’m Phantos67, and Wacko and I will be interviewing you.
Wacko: Yeah, my first Interview with the boss!
Fryguy: Ok.
Phantos67: Question number 1: What games do you appear in?
Fryguy: Two actually, both basically the same, but with different characters and a different title: Doki Doki Panic (the Japanese version of Super Mario Bros. 2) and Super Mario Bros. 2. And that’s it so far.
Wacko: What are your main quotes? Like, what do you say in the games you appear in?
Fryguy: I say “I’m too hot to touch” in both games.
Wacko: Wacky.
G Bloop: Cool.
Thud: TH-
Phantos67: DON’T START THAT THING AGAIN!
G Bloop, Wacko, and Thud: Shucks!
Phantos67: What are your attacks and your weaknesses?
Fryguy: Hurling fireballs, and I can’t be touched because I am fire. As for my weaknesses, I can be destroyed by Mushroom Blocks. Oh, and I have my suicide attempt, I die and in my place there are four mini-Fryguys that can jump really high, but those can be destroyed by Mushroom Blocks too.
Wacko: Neat. Question number 4: Are you by any chance related to the Angry Sun in Super Mario Bros. 3?
Fryguy: Kind of. I mean, we are both made of fire and can both hurl fireballs, but we aren’t exactly brothers. More like distant cousins. Also the Angry Sun appeared in Mario Kart DS in that desert level in the Flower Cup.
Wacko: Oh yeah. I forgot that. Question number 5: Are those things on your face sunglasses or are those eyes?
Fryguy: Sunglasses, I think they look cool.
Wacko: I thought you were all about hot, not cool.
Fryguy: Ok, so they are hot.
Phantos67: Q5: What do you think of Mario?
Fryguy: @$#&%!!!
Phantos67: NO SWEARING!!! I HATE SWEARING AND BESIDES, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FAMILY FRIENDLY!!!
Fryguy: Sorry.
Wacko: You don’t seem like a very nice person.
Fryguy: Here’s a news flash for you, I’M A VILLAIN!
Phantos67: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! SEAT 6,892!
Ice Snifit: I know we don’t get along well, but I am going to ask a question anyways. Why did your castle have mainly ice things if you like the heat?
Fryguy: I really don’t know. I didn’t choose the place; Wart just assigned me that castle. Also, Princess Peach could skip half the level by floating over a gap! I could have been invincible in a desert palace, but no…
Bowser: Why didn’t you join my army?
Fryguy: Because I had to choose between being bossed around by Wart or being bossed around by your stinky kids and you! Besides, he created me.
Bowser: Can I fry him right now?
Fryguy: Stupid turtle. I am fire, frying me would only make me stronger!
Bowser: Lemmy, freeze him! Lemmy?
Phantos67: He’s kind of tied up at the moment.
Bowser: TIME FOR MASS DESTRUCTION THEN!!!
Phantos67: Thud.
Thud: KOOPA KING GO THUD!
(Thud smashes Bowser.)
Wacko: Who is your favorite tourist and Super Koopa from Lemmy’s Land?
Fryguy: My favorite tourist is probably-
Phantos67: That’s not a real question!
Super Koopa and tourist who were about to be picked: BUT MY NAME DIDN’T GET TO BE SAID!
Phantos67: Sorry, but you only get in my Interviews if you Email me and ask to do an interview with me; or if I just feel like, which I don’t right now.
Popple: I am back, see? *dodges Thud* I returned the Wheel of Interviewees. I still get paid for that right?
Phantos67: No. Now, I think that’s all for now.
G Bloop: Who gets to end transmission?
Phantos67: Thud, you end it while I go and untie Lemmy so I can ask if he can post this Interview.
Thud: WE END TRANSMISSION!
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