(A little, invisible man walks in the distance. He’s made of a robe, a crown, and a pair of eyes.)
Crystal King Jr: Hmm, I need a companion for my plan.
Figure behind him: Hi, I can help you in your intentions
(The figure is darkened, and has a coffin-like object strapped to its body.)
Figure: Now to take off this coffin-shaped training weight!
CKJ: …
(The figure reveals itself to be… a Toad with blue spots carrying twins of the same color!)
Toad: I’m Fros T, and this is Termi N. T. (the girl) and Mikt T. (the boy).
CKJ: … You joining me?
Toad: Yes! I’m coming with you
CKJ: Okay then….
(Crystal Jr. snaps his fingers. The barren wasteland they are in suddenly becomes a studio!)
Fros: … Is this your plan?
CKJ: Yes! Now let’s start! First up! Baron Brr from Mario Galaxy!
Baron: Hi.
CKJ: So, what exactly are you?
Baron Brr: I’m a pinecone from the 1200s-
Mikt and Termi: (whispering) Old. Hehehe.
Baron: Heard that. Anyways, I grew to amazing size and was cryogenically frozen. Then the research lab was leaking nuclear waste that flowed into my body, allowing me to live!
CKJ: Boring. Anyways, your whole body is soft and vulnerable to attack. Why is that?
Baron Brr: Because the spin attack was new and Bowser had put on defenses for everything but that!
CKJ: Why are you even in his army?
Baron Brr: Because I defy the laws of nature in two ways.
CKJ: And those would be?
Baron: First, I’m a mutated frozen giant pinecone.
CKJ: And the other?
(Scary music plays.)
Baron Brr: I’m a baroness.
(DUN DUN DUN!)
Everyone: O.o
CKJ: Yay, I’m traumatized for life now.
Fros: Audience questions now! Seat IMSOSTUPIDIRUINALLMYGROUPSPLANS.
Black Koopa Bro: Long name. Anyways, how do you shoot ice particles?
(Baron Brr tilts her head. Everyone can see a cannon inside his head.)
BKB: Oh.
Fros: Next! Seat ISPEAKLEET.
1337 Br0s: y3a4, us! Anyways, why d0 y0u hav3 m1n10ns, l1k3 th0s3 ic3 ba11s?
Baroness Brr: Because the ice region originally belonged to me.
CKJ: We’re done! End transmission!
(Transmission Ended)
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