(Phantos67 is watching TV, the Lemmy’s Land Channel.)
Reporter: And now we go to Yosh 3000’s interview, LUDWIG interviews POPPLE!
Phantos67: That’s the same day I interviewed Popple!
(Phantos67 watches the whole Interview.)
Phantos67: POPPLE!!!
Popple: Yes?
Phantos67: I was just watching the Lemmy’s Land channel and watched an Interview. Ludwig interviewed you on the same day I did. YOU GAVE ME DIFFERENT ANSWERS THAN YOU GAVE LUDWIG!!! YOU SAID FAWFUL WAS YOUR BROTHER, BUT YOU TOLD ME HE WASN’T!!!
Popple: Oh yeah.
Phantos67: Who did you tell the truth to?!
G Bloop: GUYS, THE INTERVIEW IS ABOUT TO START!
Phantos67: We will deal with this later!
Popple: Oh boy.
Phantos67: Hello ladies and gentlemen, today we have a guest star who will be interviewing with me. Give it up for… LOTR, my sister!!!
(Crickets chirp.)
Phantos67: G BLOOP, CALL THE EXTERMINATOR! LOTR, come on in here!
LOTR: Good morning everybody!
(Crickets chirp again.)
Phantos67: G BLOOP, THE EXTERMINATOR!
G Bloop: I’m calling right now. Hello? Stanley the Bugman? Yes… I would like you to come and exterminate a bunch of crickets, please. When? THE NEXT INTERVIEW?! THAT’S CHEAP!
Phantos67: LOTR is my sister, and she can foresee things in the future.
Popple: Will I steal your crown in the future?
LOTR: I see somebody… somebody kind of like you… trying to take my crown… He drops dead.
Popple: I will not be taking your crown, see?
(Popple stands still with his hands behind his back while getting smashed by Thud.)
Audience: FINALLY!!!
Phantos67: We will be interviewing, LEMMY KOOPA THE WEBMASTER WHO POPS UP IN EVERYBODY’S INTERVIEWS!!!
LOTR: Come on in here, Lemmy!
Lemmy: Hey guys! I’m finally welcomed as an honored guest!
Phantos67: I wouldn’t say honored, but yeah, you’re a guest. Q1: What games do you appear in? I know that’s always the first question, but answer it.
Lemmy: Hmm… First I appeared in Super Mario Bros. 3, and then I appeared in Super Mario World, then I appeared in Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga, and then some minor appearances in a few other games.
Phantos67: Ok, now it’s LOTR’s turn to ask a question.
LOTR: Q2: Are you ever annoyed by having so many siblings?
Lemmy: TOTALLY! My sister talks on the phone too much, Roy beats me up sometimes, Iggy is a DORK, Ludwig is a GEEK, Larry is obsessed with plants, and Morton can never SHUT UP!
Phantos67: Question 3: WHY DO YOU APPEAR IN EVERYBODY’S INTERVIEWS?!
Lemmy: Because I’m supporting your pathetic little Interviews and everything else you do. So I have decided to do some free advertising.
Phantos67: Hey! Not everybody has bad Interviews!
Lemmy: I wasn’t talking about them, I was talking about yours.
Phantos67: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
LOTR: While my brother is cooling down, I will ask the next question. Q4: What would you like to be when you’re older and more powerful? (Not like you could ever be powerful.)
Lemmy: I’ll become king of Ice Land when Bowser dies! Boy, am I looking forward to that! The king part, I mean.
Phantos67: (sarcastically) Uh-huh. Q5: How did you learn to balance on your ball?
Lemmy: I have been able to do it since before I could walk. Now I am better at rolling than walking. Practice I guess, or I was just born with the ability.
Wacko: Q6: What’s it like being webmaster of Lemmy’s Land?
Lemmy: I really like it! The tourists have a fun time, and show their talents. Apart from being bullied around in Interviews, it’s GREAT!
Phantos67: Audience question time! SEAT NUMBER 13,072, ASK A QUESTION!
Beanstar: If you could have one wish come true, what would it be?
Lemmy: Hmm… I guess it would be to have Morton shut up.
Beanstar: THAT IS WHAT YOU WOULD WISH FOR?!
Phantos67: Obviously you have never met the freak.
Morton: I happen to be in a seat six rows down from you, oh great granter of many wonderful wishes. I would like to take the time to say; I think that it would be a spectacular wonder of Plit if you would grace your talent on me to have a wish for a speech room of my very own…
Lemmy: Morton, I wish you would shut up.
Beanstar: Wish granted.
(The Beanstar uses its power to shut Morton’s mouth.)
LOTR: Seat number 16,873!
Petal Guy: Would you ever like to conquer another land?
Lemmy: You bet! When I get older I will definitely be freezing Desert Land and Water Land.
Morton and Wendy: WHAT?
Phantos67: *glares at the Beanstar* I thought you shut him up!
(Popple kidnaps the Beanstar.)
Popple: HA HA! We might need this Beanstar later! This is the second time I have tried to kidnap the Beanstar, AND THIS TIME I SUCCEED!
Phantos67: I’m afraid that’s all the time we have for today! Now THUD, DO YOUR THING ON YOU-KNOW-WHO!
Thud: YOU SAY NO SQUASH INTERVIEWEES NO MORE!
Phantos67: WELL DO IT NOW!
Thud: WHATEVER YOU SAY! THUD SQUASH LEMMY!
Lemmy: Uh oh.
(Thud squashes the Lemmy.)
Phantos67: Join us next time on the Phan-
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Phantos67: 0_0 LOTR, end transmission!
LOTR: Ok, END TRANSMISSION!
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