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MR. WICK Interviews BABY DAISY
 
By Luigi_Ownz

Lemmy: Good News, Wick! Your Interview show has twice the ratings as any with Stinkoman and Dixie.

Wick: Oh, very good. (sternly) What’s in it for me?

Lemmy: Well, we were thinking... 10-year contract?

Wick: Are you MAD?! Cooped up in a studio, with cameras flaring at you to plaster you on public television... I SIMPLY LOVE IT!!

Lemmy: Good, sign here, here and here!

Wick: Nigrel Wick... Nigrel Wick... and, third time’s the charm, Nigrel Wick.

Lemmy: Very well, now get out there and do a, as you would say, ”Smashing” Interview! Your Interview today is with Baby Daisy.

On the air...

Wick: Hail, good citizens of Pilt, and welcome to The Wonderful World of Wick. Today, our Interview is with Baby Daisy.

(Baby Daisy crawls in.)

Wick: Now then, tell us your appearances in the Mario franchise.

Baby Daisy: Goo! I appear in Mario Kart Wii and Mario Sluggers!

Wick: Hmmm... According to the Mario Wiki, you were also included in the Mario Movie... But who really cares about that abomination? And I did say games... Oh, terribly sorry, I’m slacking. What is with that humongous pacifier?

Baby Daisy: Gwah! Baby Daisy able to lift heavy things with binky, like my rattle.

Wick: Hmmm... Odd. Care to elaborate on that?

Baby Daisy: Gwaa?

Wick: *sigh* I’ll put this in your terms... Why does binky make you strong?

Baby Daisy: It has lots of milk inside. Tee-hee!

Wick: How come you were never seen until Mario Kart Wii?

Baby Daisy: Gaa-Gaa! I was gonna be in Mario Kart: Double Dash!! with Baby Peach, but we too sleepy to race when races started.

Wick: So you slept in on the day of the race?

Baby Daisy: Mmm-hmm!

Wick: If you could be in another Mario in the near future, which would you be in?

Baby Daisy: One where Mario and Luigi go back in time again. Gaa-Gaa-Goo-Goo-GA!

Wick: We all know you share a good relationship with Baby Luigi, as evidenced in Mario Kart Wii. Care to share?

Baby Daisy: Luigi so handsome and funny. One day, I want to marry h-

Daisy (in the audience, slightly embarrassed): UH... WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!

Baby Daisy: Yay! Ice cream!

(Baby Daisy bounces out the door.)

Wick: Shoot. We were just getting to my favorite part: questions from the audience!

Lemmy: Ah well. Always next time...

Wick: True... And, uh, by the way, Mr. Boom Boom Boom

Boom Boom (working a Mic for the studio): Yes?

Wick: Let me tell you a tale of an Englishman, his loyal workers, and the Boom man who was fired. Gather your things and beat it!

Boom Boom: Grrr...

(He packs up his stuff in a suitcase that says “To Hyrule or Bust”.

Wick: Well, see you all next time on the Wonderful World of Wick. END TRANSMISSION!

After the show…

Lemmy: WICK! GREAT NEWS! RATINGS ARE OFF THE CHART! YOUR’E THE BIGGEST THING SINCE “ROCKO’S MODERN LIFE”!

Wick: Oh boy, oh boy! I can’t wait for next week of The Wonderful World of Wick.

Lemmy: Speaking of which, what’s that all about? I thought it was a joke.

Wick: Oh, ‘twas no joke, Lemmy, old bean. Read my contract.

Lemmy: Why? I wrote it.

Wick: True, but I made some, mmm... modifications!

Lemmy: WHAT?!

Wick: Yes it says here, that Lemmy’s Interview Show is now owned under the name NIGREL WICK, Lemmy Koopa now works for NIGREL WICK, NIGREL WICK has complete control of the Interview and their guests, blah blah blah, yadda yadda, yadda, words really!

Lemmy: YOU LOUSY, NO-GOOD, TEA-SIPPING, ENGLISH FANCY-PANTED JERK! I’LL-

Wick: You’ll what? Remember, it is I that has control over you. And if you WERE to get rid of me, who’d there be left to run your precious show?

Lemmy: Fine! You can stay, and I’ll work for you! But I’m not happy about it! Not at all!

Wick: Ask me if I care!

Narrator: OH ME! OH MY! IT APPEARS THE INTERVIEW SHOW IS NO LONGER UNDER THE NAME LEMMY KOOPA? IS THERE ANY HOPE LEFT FOR OUR HERO? STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK.

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