Plazmakidz: All right, everyone onboard! We’re heading to Ghostly Galaxy to get the next interviewee! I said MOVE IT!
Random Yoshi: All right already, keep your pants on!
Plazmakidz: Sorry. Pilot, take us to Ghostly Galaxy, please.
Pilot: I’ve told you a million times, my name is Lord Crump!
Plazmakidz: Whatever, just take us to Ghostly Galaxy.
Lord Crump: (mumbling) If only I had my Crystal Star (louder) then I’d crush you all!!!
Plazmakidz: Just get us there at warp speed, the interviewee is waiting.
(The B-12 Bomber blasts off from Mushroom City and heads toward Ghostly Galaxy at... I don’t know... INSANE SPEED!)
Bomb Boo: I wonder where my ri-
(The B-12 Bomber comes out of nowhere and appears right in front of Bomb Boo.)
Bomb Boo: This must be it.
(Bomb Boo walks onboard the B-12 Bomber.)
Plazmakidz: Hello, and welcome to... blah blah blah... You know the rest... Anyways, welcome to the show, Bomb Boo.
Bomb Boo: Hello. *looks out the window* We’re in space already?
Plazmakidz: To be honest with ya, I had no idea we were even going into space. But we’re here, so let’s make the most of it. On to the Interview! Question one: Did you like Bouldergeist?
Bomb Boo: Yes I did, he was always fun to hang around with, plus if we were ever lonely he would create us some more Bomb Boos to hang around with.
Plazmakidz: I had no idea he did that, well the whole you being lonely thing anyways.
Bomb Boo: Yep, it’s pretty nice to have someone to give us company.
Plazmakidz: Question two: Did it hurt to hit Bouldergeist when Mario swung you around?
Bomb Boo: It did when he still had his “Rock Armor” on, but when Mario weakened him to just his eyes and little tongue thing it didn’t hurt as bad.
Plazmakidz: I see. Question three: Do you have any relation to Bowser?
Bomb Boo: No, not really, unless Bouldergeist does. I doubt it though, because he was just trying to get Mario to leave, since he was trespassing in our area.
Plazmakidz: I always thought he was related to Bowser in some way, I never would have guessed he was protecting you. Speaking of which, if Bouldergeist wanted to protect you, why did he spawn you in the battle only to hurt himself and you?
Bomb Boo: Because to prove that we were ready for manhood, we would have to be in a battle and survive to go back to our village.
Plazmakidz: I’ve never heard anything like that before. Question four: If you guys know that Mario will swing you around, why do you constantly go towards him?
Bomb Boo: Occasionally, Mario wouldn’t be paying attention and we could get a sneak attack in and hurt him, but I would take awhile to actually kill him because he might have a Life Mushroom and we’d have to get him 6 times. However if there’s a Daredevil Comet there at the moment it’s easy to take him out, especially if Bouldergeist has his hands.
Plazmakidz: Zzz…
(Bomb Boo explodes to wake Plazmakidz up, then he reforms.)
Plazmakidz: Huh? What happened?
Bomb Boo: You fell asleep.
Plazmakidz: Or did I?
Bomb Boo: Yes, you did.
Plazmakidz: Fine, you win. Audience questions! Seat 78,348.
Random Yoshi: What’s your weakness?
Bomb Boo: It’s pretty obvious what my weakness is, but for the people who STILL don’t know, being swung around in circles and hitting a wall or Bouldergeist is my weakness.
Plazmakidz: Seat 8,945.
Bowser: Do you like me?
Bomb Boo: No, mainly because you’re not part of our “Bomb Boo Clan”. Bouldergeist was the founder of it.
(Suddenly there is a Putt Putt noise and Plazmakidz looks out the window to see that they have stopped.)
Plazmakidz: Ah, crud. We’re out of gas, so we’re stuck in space. Quick! Everyone put on your fishbowl helmet!
(Everyone puts a fishbowl on their head, taking the bowls from out of nowhere, except for Bomb Boo, who can breathe in space.)
Plazmakidz: I guess this mea-
End Transmission.
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