1-up Boo: Because my last Interview went so well, I shall do another one!
Shy Guy: When will you let me go?
1-up Boo: Sign here.
(1-up Boo pulls out a contract with writing so tiny that it’s impossible to read.)
Shy Guy: …
(The Shy Guy signs the contract.)
1-up Boo: HA! You will now be my servant forever!
Shy Guy: Ugh.
1-up Boo: So, Mister Shy Guy, what’s your name?
Shy Guy: Vim.
1-up Boo: VIM!? What kind of stupid name is Vim?
Vim: I made it up.
1-up Boo: Works for me! So who shall we interview?
Vim: I have a suggestion, all you have to do is let me GO!
(1-up Boo bites off the rope.)
1-up Boo: Now what’s your idea?
Vim: King Boo.
1-up Boo: MY BOSS?! But-but-but-but-
Vim: Enough buts!
(1-up Boo faints.)
Vim: *sigh*
(Vim calls King Boo. How does he know his number? Don’t ask me!)
Meanwhile...
King Boo: Hello?
Vim: Can we interview you?
King Boo: Sure, just to get some of these Boos off my back.
(2 seconds later King Boo appears in the studio.)
Vim: Yikes!
(Vim hangs up.)
Vim: So how’s life?
King Boo: Filled with hatred.
Vim: Same here.
Gameboo: Hi!
King Boo: How did you get here?!
Gameboo: When I saw you leave the mansion I took a random guess that you went to 1-up Boo’s studio for an Interview.
King Boo: …
Vim: Does anybody know how to wake up 1-up Boo?
King Boo: I think I know how… FRONT AND CENTER!
1-up Boo: Gack!
(1-up Boo looks around everywhere and sees King Boo.)
1-up Boo: Vim?
Vim: 1-up Boo?
1-up Boo: Vim?
Vim: 1-up Boo?
King Boo: Interview?
Gameboo: Lemonade?
1-up Boo: Vim?! Why did you bring my horrid maste-
King Boo: Ahem!
1-up Boo: Eep!
King Boo: Can you interview me now?
1-up Boo: I’ll try not to go insane.
Vim: …
1-up Boo: Let’s see, what should be my first question… Do you have a relationship with Petey Piranha?
King Boo: Kinda. We both hate Mario, in Mario Kart Double Dash there was no one to group up with except him, and we got along… So I’ll say yes.
1-up Boo: Just Vim and I got along!
Vim: Grrr…
1-up Boo: Why were you in Mario Party games?
King Boo: That wasn’t me, those were regular Boos. Every time a new Mario Party game comes out I choose a random Boo to participate.
1-up Boo: I see…
Gameboo: Lemonade.
Vim: Wonderful.
1-up Boo: Why did you join Mario Kart Double Dash anyway?
King Boo: I was bored. So I went to Mario Kart and made my own kart.
1-up Boo: Kinda short.
King Boo: I don’t care.
1-up Boo: What’s with the Boos in Luigi’s mansion? The Boos have names in that game. In all the other games Boos don’t have names. Why?
King Boo: Every Boo actually has a name, most just don’t say their name because Boos tend to be shy.
1-up Boo: Fascinating.
Vim: Any other questions?
1-up Boo: Well I’m out of questions. Audience question time!
Vim: Seat 67.
Hammer Bro: In Super Mario Sunshine why were you so into slot machines?
King Boo: One day I was alerted that there was a place that still hasn’t been haunted, so I went there. The place was… Isle Delfino. I went to Sirena Beach first and went in the hotel to haunt along with many Boos. I entered a random room and it ended up being a casino. No one was there so I disguised some Boos as coins to creep people out, and made a base under the room in a disco area. I was just finishing my plans when Mario came down and destroyed me. I knew I shouldn’t have put fruit or coins on the slot machine I made.
1-up Boo: Now that’s a good explanation.
Vim: You weren’t that bright in that game. Why?
King Boo: I was seeing so many slot machines, I just got crazy and obsessed with them.
Vim: Seat 23.
Magikoopa: Do you like Bowser?
King Boo: No. After all, I took control of his body in Luigi’s mansion. So he got revenge by trying to flame me to bits.
Vim: Final question. Seat 997.
Koopa: Do you want to appear in any new games?
King Boo: As long as I get to destroy Mario.
1-up Boo: Well, I say that’s enough questions to end the Interview.
King Boo: I think I had enough away time from the mansion by now anyway.
(King Boo poofs away.)
Vim: Glad that’s over.
1-up Boo: Weird, I didn’t go insane at all.
Vim: Glad that’s true.
Koopa: I still want my 5,000 coins!
1-up Boo: Don’t you get it!? I was lying!
Koopa: Darn.
Gameboo: Lemonade.
Vim: Why are you still here?
Gameboo: Lemonade.
Vim: …
Gameboo: You talk funny, Mister Flying Thing.
Vim: You dope, I’m a Shy Guy.
Gameboo: Lemonade.
1-up Boo: I’m on it.
(1-up Boo pulls out a cannon from nowhere, puts Gameboo in it, and blasts him off to the moon.)
Vim: You were supposed to blast him off to King Boo’s mansion.
1-up Boo: (sarcastically) Ooooops, I’m sorry, I guess I misfired.
Vim: …
1-up Boo: Well I think it’s time.
(1-up Boo pulls out a Bob-omb from nowhere and throws it at the camera.)
(END TRANSMISSION)
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