Ludwig: Okay everyone. While Mario is trying to escape from the Shroobs, I will be filling in.
(Many people cheer, while some give fake cheers.)
Ludwig: SILENCE!
(The audiance stops.)
Ludwig: Thank you. Now here's our guest for today, Popple!
(Popple falls out of the sky. He then grabs the chair.)
Popple: I'll be taking this chair, see!
Ludwig: Okay, but I have to interview you.
Popple: Oh. Right.
Ludwig: Question 1, how did you turn to the life of crime?
Popple: That's a good question actually. It all started when I was a baby. I was twins with Fawful.
Goomba: I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!
Ludwig: SILENCE!
(He breathes fire on the Goomba.)
Popple: Hey! Listen to me! Anyway, I was separated from him when he turned on an evil hat and blasted me away. I was then raised by the Beandits, the Beanbean Kingdom relatives of Bandits. They taught me everything! I just loved it! Then, I departed from them to go solo.
Ludwig: Okay. That was interesting, but for Question 2, where do the Beandits reside?
Popple: They reside in Espresso Caverns. It was taken out of the full game because of the stupid name. Even I agree with that!
Ludwig: Yes. It is rather stupid. One last question before we go to the audience. Question 3, where did you find King Dad- I mean Bowser- I mean Rookie?
Popple: While I was looting Gwahar Lagoon, I found the large brute near a smashed wall, knocked out.
Ludwig: Wow. King Dad must have taken quite the hit. Now for the audience! Seat Mustardofdoom!
Fawful: Long lost brother! I've finally found you! Now we shall use the power of brotherhood and mustard to-
(Ludwig hits him with a fireball, blowing him away from the studio.)
Popple: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!
Ludwig: He was annoying. Seat Bonuscharacter!
Ms. Mowz: Hi! I don't want to steal from you, but where's your hideout?
Popple: It's in the ruins of Bowser's floating castle thing.
Ms. Mowz: Well, I gotta go!
(She runs away, suspiciously holding a treasure bag.)
Ludwig: Ookay... Seat Warioisnumberone!
Wario: What is your favorite treasure?
Popple: It was the huge statue of Peach.
(Wario rides in front of him in a motercycle.)
Wario: YOU WERE THE ONE WHO STOLE IT!
Popple: You don't hurt me, see! I'm the interviewee, see!
Ludwig: Actually, the Interview is over.
Popple: Eep!
(He runs away as he is chased by Wario.)
Ludwig: Now it's time for my brother Roy and the Doom Game!
Roy: Hello chumps. Now I'm going to torture another person.
(He spins the wheel as the audience chants. It lands on Tutankoopa.)
Tutankoopa: Uh oh....
(Roy spins the wheel and it lands on Chain Chomp.)
Roy: His fate is being chased by Chain Chomps!
(Tutankoopa runs away as Chomps follow him.)
Ludwig: Well. That's all the time we have tod-
(Then, a Shroob ship crashes through a third of the audience. Mario comes out.)
Mario: I'm back! And with friends who can help with the show!
(Then, some befriended Shroobs and a couple of Koopas comes out.)
Mario: So, did the show go off without a hitch?
Ludwig: Well, I was about to finish when you crashed through a third of the audience.
Mario: ... Oh. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this edition of Mario's Interview Show!
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