Disclaimer: Hammer Sis and Blaze belongs to Shady Parakoopa.
Mario: Hello, and welcome to my new interview show! I'd like to thank Lemmy for giving me a studio right here in Lemmy's Land!
(The audiance claps and cheers.)
Mario: Now, give it up for Princess Shroob!
(Princess Shroob floats in on her chair. No one cheers. Then, she holds up her fist, generating an energy ball and forcing everyone to cheer.)
Princess Shroob: I love using threats.
Mario: Okay. Question 1, where did you get that neato chair?
Princess Shroob: I had a Shroob steal me a mech during the Junior Shrooboid battle.
E. Gadd: So that's where it went!
Mario: Cool. Question 2, why did you conquer the past instead of the present?
Princess Shroob: We thought if we conquered the past, the present would be conquered as well.
Mario: I see. But the future didn't get taken over.
Princess Shroob: That's because something went wrong. And that something was you, the green guy, and your baby selves interrupting our invasion.
Mario: Well sorry! Question 3, how did you become princess?
Princess Shroob: Elder Princess Shroob was the current princess on the planet. But when she was contained in the Cobalt Star, I, who was next in line, took her place.
Mario: One more question before we go to audience questions! So, how did you learn those powers?
Princess Shroob: The royal line is born with these powers!
Mario: I see. Okay, you in Seat Ilikeweddingcake!
Morton: WEDDING CAKE!
Mario: Security!
(Koopatrols grabs Morton and drags him away.)
Mario: You in Seat Cutedino!
Yoshi: Why did you have Yoob eat us Yoshis?
Princess Shroobs: We needed to transform you into more Yoobs to eat people!
Yoshi: O_O
Mario: Okay... Now you in Seat Lemmyisking!
Lemmy: What was one of your favorite lands that you took over?
Princess Shroob: I liked Dark Land. I would like Isle Delfino, but the sun is too bright!
Mario: Interesting. You in Seat Allhailtheshroobs!
Shroob: All hail Princess Shroob!
(He smashes his head in with his hammer.)
Mario: Okay, you in Seat Ihateyou!
Goomba: I hate you!
(He too gets whacked.)
Mario: Okay! Ask an actual question! Seat Helpme!
Hammer Sis: Can I be your slave? I don't want to stay with Blaze!
Blaze: There you are!
Hammer Sis: Ahhh!!!
(She gets chased out of the studio.)
Princess Shroob: Calm down. Besides, you'll all be my slaves because I sent an invasion here!
Mario: Oh dear. Well, before we start fleeing with our lives, let's go to Roy and the Doom Game!
Roy: Thank you, chump. Now, I'm going to spin the Wheel of Doom! And whoever it lands on shall suffer pain!
Audiance: Spin! Spin! Spin! Spin!
(He spins the wheel and it lands on Iggy.)
Iggy: Crud.
Roy: And now, I shall spin the wheel the second time to determine his fate!
(He spins the wheel again and it lands on a thunderbolt. Then a thunderbolt hits Iggy.)
Iggy: Ow...
Roy: Thanks for watching, chumps!
Mario: Thank you, Roy! Now we should-
(The ceiling is blasted apart, revealing an army of Shroob Ships and Shroob Carriers that hold Shroob creatures.)
Princess Shroob: Get them! Get them all!
(Blasts begins hitting the studio, causing things to erupt into mass panic. No one can leave due to the fact that Commander Shroob is having Supporter Shroobs barricade the door. Many people are captured and mind-controlled by Shroobs, causing more chaos and panic. Mario, who is now half-controlled and wearing a spiked collar, comes up to the camera.)
Mario: Well, we're doomed. I'm going to call a substitution for me until I escape. Until next time- ALL HAIL THE MASTER SHROOBZOIDS! GOODBYE PITIFUL PEOPLE! END TRANSMISSION!
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