(It’s a day like any other at Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview studio.)
YTtF: All right guys, it’s Interview time! This time, I’ve got something to help out!
Iggy: What is it?
YTtF: Remember, you don’t want to know.
Iggy: Right. Anyway, I insist.
Your Mii the Fourth: Yeah, what is it?
YTtF: *sigh* Fine...
(YTtF snaps his fingers. A pile of red machinery falls into the studio. A bull then crashes into the machinery and then explodes. When the smoke clears, the machinery has turned into a weird machine.)
YMtF: How in the WORLD did you do that?!
YTtF: (tossing his wand from hand to hand) I’m magical, remember? Anyway, this is what I like to call the Interview Chancewheel! Just one spin, and the Interview is practically done for us! Well, at least the boring parts. Look!
(He then presses a button. A roulette pops out with the faces of Iggy, YTtF, and YMtF. It lands between YMtF and Iggy.)
YTtF: So this means that YMtF and Iggy will be interviewing. Now let’s see who will be the interviewee!
(He presses another button. A monitor then pops up and flashes the faces of Mario characters. Eventually the words “RC SHROOBER” along with the face of an RC Shroober appear onscreen.)
YTtF: You’ll interview RC Shroober. And…
(He presses a third button, and the roulette and the screen go back inside the machine. A slip of paper pops out from the machine.)
YTtF: …the final resuts are: YMtF and Iggy will interview an RC Shroober.
YMtF: Yay, I get to interview!
Iggy: Yay, my name has been in the title of three straight Interviews!
YTtF: All right, we’ve had two and one quarter pages of filler, so let’s get to it!
(Later…)
YTtF: Welcome to Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview Show! Today, Your Mii the Fourth and Iggy will interview an RC Shroober. Let’s get started!
(He snaps his fingers. The Interview starts.)
YMtF: All right, so, what’s with the antennae?
RC Shroober: ^&%&%^^&^%&%$&^%*%^*#*&*%^*%&^%*!
Iggy: *sigh*
(He then slaps a translator on the RCS.)
RCS: We used those both to receive radio signals from other Shroobs as well as to instruct our machines, robots, and mini UFOs.
Iggy: Why did the robots overheat but the mini UFOs didn’t?
RCS: After we built the mini UFOs, we started building the robots. Unfortunately, we were called to Yoob’s Belly before we could “debug” the robots.
YMtF: Any reason why you were harassing the Yoshis instead of capturing them?
RCS: We’re Shroobs. We like torture. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
YTtF: Dude, you’re weird.
Iggy: I know. Anyway, why are you colored differently from other Shroobs?
RCS: Hey, stomach acid isn’t exactly all flowery and stuff, you know?
YTtF: Ouch. Anyway, it’s time to introduce our signature question: Do you or do you not hate Mario?
YMtF: Dude, any character you ask that is gonna answer…
RCS : Yeah, I like him. He got me to take off these stupid antennae!
YMtF: …
YTtF: All right, now it’s audience time! Spin the Interview Chancewheel!
(Iggy presses a button. Some reels pop out and start spinning to show seat…)
Iggy: Dude, we’re the interviewers. Neither you or YTtF have the right to interrupt us!
(Aw, fine.)
YTtF: Aw, fine.
Iggy: Anyway, seat BABYDELIVER.
Stork: Where do babies come from?
RCS: YOU should know that! Anyway, ask Intern Shroob.
YMtF: Seat CANDLEBOO.
Hot Foot: What’s your favorite kind of Shroob apart from yourself?
RCS: I’d say Shroobsworths. They’re tough, they’re cool, and they’ve got neat attacks.
Iggy: And finally, seat WHATSYOURGENDER.
Birdo: What did you eat in Yoob’s Belly? Yoob’s digested food, or what?
RCS: Unfortunately, you are correct.
Plit: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
YTtF: All right now, the Interview’s over, so end transmission! Will someone help me get the Chancewheel off the set?
(TRANSMISSION ENDED)
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