Mew: So why are you doing this solo?
Michael: Because of last Interview; there were so many interruptions that the last Interview almost wasn’t posted. I think doing this alone will prevent that from happening.
Mew: Ah.
Michael: Now let’s do this thang!
Mew: Lame.
Later...
Ballyhoo: HAHAHA!!! HELO EVERYONE, AND WELCOME TO MICHAEL’S INTERVIEW SHOW!!!
(The combination of Ballyhoo’s loud voice and the knowledge of whose show it is makes the audience head for the hills, since they don’t want to meet a horrible fate like the others.)
Michael: Dang it. BALLYHOO! REMEMBER WHAT I SAID LAST TIME; YOU’RE GOING TO BE WITHOUT TONSILS NOW!
A few minutes later...
Mew: Ah, so peaceful and quiet.
Melody: Yes, yes it is.
Michael: Uh huh.
Ballyhoo: Yep! I still can’t believe you didn’t tear out MY tonsils! But I don’t think Big Top deserved that.
Big Top: I hate you!
Michael: Yeah, I’m sure you do.
Yoshi: Can we PLEASE get this Interview started already?!
Michael: Okay then. Now Yoshi, your first game in the Mario timeline is Yoshi’s Island, if I’m not mistaken.
Yoshi: No, it’s actually Yoshi’s Story.
Michael: Say what?!
Yoshi: Did you see the Yoshis from that game ever again?
Michael: True… But does that mean-
Yoshi: Yep. The same Yoshis from Yoshi’s Story are also the ones that would be in Yoshi’s Island.
Michael: I guess that means YS came before YI on the timeline; but isn’t YS supposed to be the sequel to YI?
Yoshi: Nope.
Michael: Okay. What’s your relation with Birdo?
Yoshi: She’s my girlfriend. I met her on Yo’ster Island when I was visiting my uncle. She had just fought Mario in Nimbus Land and was very frustrated inside. She hadn’t wanted to fight Mario but was either confused like she was in Super Mario Bros. 2 or brainwashed like she was in Super Mario RPG-
Michael: She was?
Yoshi: Yeah, you’re going to have to ask Birdo about that. Anyway, we met and the rest is history.
Michael: Mew will in the next Interview, which he will be doing solo.
Mew: I’m doing an interview with BIRDO?!
Michael: Yeah. I thought the idea of having one gender-confused character interviewing another would be interesting.
Mew: …
Michael: So Yoshi, what exactly do you think of my uncles?
Yoshi: We’re good friends, what do you think?
Michael: Just wanted to make sure you weren’t holding an odd grudge against them like on some other Interview shows. Last question, which is your favorite Koopaling, Bowser Jr. included?
Yoshi: Bowser Jr, he reminds me of Bowser when he was little.
Michael: He’s mine too along with Lemmy, of course. Now since we have no audience and I’m tired, we’ll just skip to the Wheel of Fates! What’s your verdict, extremely injured Wario and Waluigi?
Wario and Waluigi: 100, now can we PLEASE leave?!
Michael: Sure, and that means Yoshi’s automatically safe! Does he get a gift, Mew?
Mew: Yep, he gets an unlimited supply of Neon Eggs!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Michael: That had to be our most straight-forward Interview ever. Join us next time when Mew interviews Birdo on…
Everyone except Wario and Waluigi, who left: MICHAEL’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
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