(Last time Phantos67 and Shrugger Shroob’s Interview crew were deep in space. They interviewed General Guy for a while and then a Space Chomp attacked. It started to glow, and then it stopped. Then the Chomp disappeared completely and in its place was a Squarp, which is kind of like a wormhole. Phantos67 was drawn into the Squarp and then the Squarp disappeared. This is where we begin.)
Phantos67: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
(Phantos67 plummets towards the ground at a very high speed. He hits the ground hard.)
Phantos67: AAAAAH- UMPH! I landed face first as always.
(Phantos67 gets up and turns around and finds a sign that says “Welcome to Dark Land”.)
Phantos67: Then I know how to get out of here. I just go through this portal to Ice Land!
(He does so. Then he makes his way to the Interview studio to start a show on his own. He walks in the auditorium.)
Phantos67: Hi, I’m Phantos67. Welcome to the Phantos67 Interview Show! I will be an Interview host today.
(Lemmy bursts into the room.)
Lemmy: LEMMY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!
Phantos67: You are too late for that now. I already said it was the Phantos67’s Interview Show. Oh, by the way, Happy Tenth on your site.
Lemmy: Oh, thanks.
Phantos67: Anyways, since this is only my second Interview and my first time solo, I need some crewmembers. Any volunteers?
Audience: …
Phantos67: I NEED SOME CREWMEMBERS SO SOMEBODY SPEAK UP!
(A blue Thwomp comes forward.)
Thud: ME THUD! ME HELP!
Phantos67: Good. I need some more for my crew.
Audience: …
Phantos67: Did I mention this was a paying job?
(Two more characters rush forward.)
Wacko: Hi! I’m an orange Flower Fuzzy, the name is Wackalot, but everybody calls me Wacko! I can help you interview people!
(A Blooper floats over next to Wacko.)
G Bloop: My name is Gale Blooper, but everybody calls me G Bloop. I am a Blooper that can breathe out of water. I can do whatever you want me to.
Phantos67: YOU’RE ALL HIRED!
Thud: WHO WE INTERVIEW?
Phantos67: Let’s see, it looks like, Priscilla the Peckish today. G Bloop, bring in Priscilla the Peckish!
G Bloop: Yes, sir.
Priscilla the Peckish: Um… Hi.
Phantos67: Hi, I’m Phantos67! I am going to interview you today. Also I am going to call you Priscilla so I don’t have to write your full name each time you say something.
Priscilla: Um… Ok.
Audience: QUESTION HER ALREADY!!!
Phantos67: Priscilla, where do you live?
Priscilla: I used to live on Yoshi’s Island, but now I live in Dry Dry Desert.
Phantos67: What kind of creature are you? I didn’t see anyone in the game remotely like you.
Priscilla: I am a Peckish, it’s a kind of insect that loves to eat. You don’t see any of the Peckish creatures because there is only one alive on Plit at a time.
Phantos67: Is there any boy Peckish creatures?
Priscilla: Sadly, no.
(Priscilla wipes a tear away.)
Phantos67: Oh, I didn’t know that you had feelings.
Priscilla: OF COURSE I DO, YOU MORON!
Phantos67: DON’T TALK WITH ALL CAPS! ONLY THUD AND I CAN DO THAT!
Priscilla: What if I do talk in all caps?
Phantos67: Thud! SHOW HER WHAT YOU CAN DO!
(Thud slams right next to Priscilla with a thud!)
Thud: RRR! THUD MAD!
Priscilla: Ok, I won’t talk in all caps.
Phantos67: How are new Peckish babies born?
Priscilla: When we are about to die we cough up a baby Peckish, and then we die.
Wacko: Strange.
Phantos67: Ok, on to another question. Are all of the Peckish things purple?
Priscilla: No, we are a different color each generation. It’s like a cycle.
Phantos67: Wacko! Ask a question!
Wacko: Why were you in a sand pit in Yoshi’s Island DS?
Priscilla: Because I like the sand, and some creatures can fall in and then I can eat them.
Wacko: What are-
Phantos67: I DIDN’T SAY YOU COULD ASK ANOTHER QUESTION!!!
Wacko: Oh, sorry.
Phantos67: GALE, I MEAN G BLOOP! ASK HER A QUESTION!
G Bloop: Ok, do you have any close relatives?
Priscilla: Um… We are distantly related to a kind of Chomp, but I forget which kind.
Phantos67: Audience questions! Seat number 3,784!
Glurp: What are your attacks?
Priscilla: I can spit Needlenoses out of my mouth, and I can eat things. I LOVE TO EAT!
Phantos67: No kidding. Ok, seat 24!
Chef Torte: What do you like to eat?
Priscilla: ANYTHING! You are even looking kind of tasty. Except for that hairy mustache.
(Priscilla starts making munching motions.)
Chef Torte: AAAAAAAAAH!
Thud: NO SAY AAAAAAAAAH!
(Thud smashes Chef Torte.)
Phantos67: Seat number 2,962!
Koops: How do you get named?
Priscilla: Most of the Peckish don’t ever get named. I was named by Kamek when he recruited me for his army. He thought up a random name and gave it to me. So I am called Priscilla, and I kind of like the name.
Phantos67: SEAT NUMBER 506!
Koopatrol: What do you do now and where do you live?
Priscilla: I live in the Dry Dry Desert, and I live in a sandpit there where I eat unexpected guests. I already stated those facts!
Koopatrol: You answered that opposite of how I asked it!
Priscilla: Huh?
G Bloop: I’m confused.
Phantos67: Thud! ASK A QUESTION!
Thud: WHAT FAVORITE FOOD?
(Priscilla glares at Thud.)
Priscilla: Shy Guys, but I also eat Thwomps.
Thud: THUD MAD! PRISCILLA GO THUD!
Priscilla: Uh oh!
Phantos67: NOOOOO!
(Too late, Thud squashes Priscilla the Peckish.)
Phantos67: Thud, you are going to be security, that’s for sure.
Thud: THUD GLAD!
Phantos67: BUT NOW WE CAN’T ASK ANY MORE QUESTIONS!!!
Wacko: You asked enough already!
G Bloop: Yeah.
Phantos67: End Transmission!
Cameraman: Hey! I am supposed to say that!
Phantos67: TOO BAD, I AM THE BOSS! End Transmission!
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