Plazmakidz: Hello and welcome to the “Plazmakidz Interview Show”!
(The crowd claps.)
Plazmakidz: Our guest today is the not-so-famous brother of Mario: Luigi!
(Luigi walks onstage.)
Luigi: Thank you for inviting me to your Interview station on a, what is this again?
Plazmakidz: My Giant Spaceship I bought from The Giant Spaceship Emporium (GSE), from SHRUGGER AND PLAZMAKIDZ interview ROSALINA.
Luigi: Well it’s very roomy, I should say.
Plazmakidz: Yeah, it’s where I sleep! That’s how roomy it really is.
Dry Bones: Let’s get on with the Interview, shall we?
Plazmakidz: You’re helping? I didn’t know that.
Dry Bones: Yes, every Interview you do, I help, remember? I’m your interview partner.
Plazmakidz: Oh yeah, I forgot about that…
Dry Bones: Anyways, I’ll ask the first question, Do you like the whole fact that Mario doesn’t invite you on any of his journeys?
Luigi: Well I do and I don’t. I do because it’s given me some time to go on adventures by myself and gain partners along the way (almost like Paper Mario and The Thousand-Year Door). I don’t because we should go on adventures together, and spend time with each other.
Dry Bones: I see, so you’re kind of iffy on that question?
Luigi: Yeah, like I said, I like it and I don’t like it.
Plazmakidz: Well next question, where did you get the ideas for your logos?
Luigi: Well we were just experimenting one time on a logo before our first adventure, and we had never owned any hats before so we decided to try a logo on a hat. So as we were walking down the road one day we saw a big house that said “Logo Master”. We went inside and we asked the manager to get us a logo, and he then asked “What are your names?” So we told him our names, then he took our hats and told us to wait in the chairs in the waiting room; and in about ten minutes we had logos on our hats, L for me and M for Mario, obviously.
Plazmakidz: Are you aware that Wario and Waluigi have the same logos as you but just upside-down?
Luigi: Actually, they came to us first and we let them as long as they agreed to tell where they got their logos if asked.
Dry Bones: Third question, do you like your backup job as a plumber?
Luigi: No, because we have to go underground and fight Goombas just to fix a drain pipe. I mean, what could they possibly be guarding? A piece of gum?
Dry Bones: You know, you’re right I don’t understand why they guard the pipes. They’re goombas, a very strange ummm… species.
Luigi: I’ll agree with you on that one.
Plazmakidz: Question four, should Nintendo put you in more games with Mario?
Luigi: I think they should but it’s just my opinion, Nintendo can do whatever they want, considering the fact that they are a whole organization and I’m not.
Plazmakidz: True true, so very true.
Dry Bones: Fifth question, where did you and Mario get your colors from?
Luigi: Well since Mario is the famous one, we put him as a red color, which is one of the main colors. Then, since I wasn’t the famous one I was green, a secondary color.
Dry Bones: That’s very interesting! Anyways, onto the audience questions! Seat 238.
Toad: Do you like Wario and Waluigi?
Luigi: A little but not a whole lot, mainly because they’re using our names with different letters. I don’t mind the logo but my name, oh yeah!
Plazmakidz: Seat 895.
X-Naut: Do you really have to wear overalls for your plumbing job?
Luigi: No we don’t, but it keeps the stains off of our clothes.
Dry Bones: Seat 32,094.
Mario: What am I doing here? CHEESE!!!
(Someone throws a pickle jar at Mario’s head.)
Mario: That’s better. Do you like me?
Luigi: I would if you would stop eating so much cheese.
Everyone in B-21 Bomber (the name of my ship from the GSE) except Mario: We all would!!!
Plazmakidz: Well that’s all we have time for tonight, folks. Pilot, put us down in Mushroom City!
Pilot: Yes sir!
Dry Bones: Well anyways, End Transmission.
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