Shrugger: YEP. AND IT'S BEEN PRETTY LAME, TOO.Y-Naut: Say, wait a minute! Didn't we fire you last episode?(No. You just said unintelligible gibberish about me.)Y-Naut: Oh yeah. Well, since it's gonna be a long time 'til we're back on Plit, we might as well interview some people. The next person to raise their hand gets interviewed by Steven, unless a fanged Phanto appears out of nowhere, in which case the boss will interview with him.
Shrugger: AND WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT?
(There is a burst of light.)
Phantos67: Hi everyone! How's it going?
Shrugger: ...
(General Guy raises his hand.)
Phantos67: I think the chances are pretty high, by the way, because I'm here.
Shrugger: WHATEVER. MUSICAL GUY, START THE SHOW.
Last time on...
Lemmy: LEMMY'S-
Shrugger: THWOMP 64?
THWOMP!
(...The Shrugger's Interview Show, Big Bob-omb sent us all to the other side of the universe!)
Shrugger: YEP. QUESTION 1. HOW DID YOU BECOME THE GENERAL OF THE SHY GUYS?
General Guy: Simple enough. When my predececor got a game over, all of the Shy Guys took an IQ test. I got the highest score, 175. The lowest one was... ah, 138, and that was Anti Guy.
Phantos67: Why did you choose Shy Guy's Toybox as your base?
General Guy: Because it wouldn't easily be found, so we had our base in a Toad house’s toybox. Whoever entered the toybox would be shrunk to the size of a toy. Then our army could finish them off if they were unwelcome.
Phantos67: ... Ok. That was kind of long, G Guy.
General Guy: You asked and I answered.
Phantos67: ...
Shrugger: Q3, IT SEEMS AS IF YOU AND BOWSER HAVE OPPOSITE POLICIES. HE'S ALL ABOUT STRENGTH, AND YOU'RE ALL ABOUT SMARTS. SO WHY DID YOU LISTEN TO HIM?
General Guy: Would you defy someone with a hot temper and who just so happens to have the Star Rod?
Shrugger: OH. GOOD POINT.
Phantos67: Never anger a person with rod that looks kind of like a birthday candle.
Mrs. I: Hey, wait a second! Aren't you the guy who drew me and that other Mr-
Phantos67: Um... Yes, Mr. I bribed me to make that picture for him.
Flashback…
Mr. I: Phantos67, I want you to make a picture of me and Mrs. I falling in love.
Phantos67: Well... I'm kind of busy this week.
Mr. I: I'll pay you two million coins.
Phantos67: Woah! Look at that, my schedule just opened up. I'll get busy.
End Flashback…
Phantos67: Heh heh.
Shrugger: ASK A QUESTION!
Phantos67: Ok, why did you have a pink baby carriage as an army tank? Isn't that kind of dumb?
General Guy: I used what we had, and the toy tank turned out quite good, actually. Except I got made fun of a lot.
Phantos67: I bet.
Shrugger: WHO WOULD YOU ALLY WITH FIRST, THE X-NAUTS, THE SHROOBS, THE GOOMBAS, THE YOSHIS, THE KOOPAS, OR THE TOADS?
General Guy: It depends. Probably the Goombas, as we are both basic minions, they are VERY strategic, and you can't go wrong with telepathy.
Goomboss and Afro: YEP.
(Afro uses his telepathy to re-inflate Lemmy, and Goomboss uses his telepathy to have Thwomp 64 repeatedly thwomp Lemmy.)
Phantos67: Ok, how did you like being a sticker in Super Smash Bros. Brawl?
General Guy: Well the toy tank came to a sudden halt and I was pushed forward, but they snapped the shot before I fell out. So I guess it was ok.
Phantos67: Oh, I never knew that. Lemmy, how do you like being thwomped?
Lemmy: I- THWOMP -am- THWOMP -going- THWOMP -to ban- THWOMP -you all- THWOMP -from- THWOMP -Lemmy's Land! THWOMP!
Phantos67: I don't think I have ever seen that before.
Indiana Jones: Musical Guy, can you hum my themesong now?
(No!)
Indiana Jones: *sniff* You don't have to be such a meanie...
Shrugger: ARE YOU THE SUPREME FIGURE OF THE SHY GUYS, OR IS THERE A "King Guy" OR "President Guy"?
General Guy: There IS a President Guy, but he's so shy that he never appears in public.
Mrs. I: Hey, Phantos67! Look at this!
(Phantos67 floats over to Mrs. I. Mrs. I is holding a college yearbook, open to a page that has her class. In the picture is about 4 dozen Mr. Is.)
Mrs. I: There's more than two! Ha!
Phantos67: Hmmm. Which one is him? Let's find out sophisticated-like. Eeny-meeny-miny-mo, catch a tiny spiny by the toe…
Mrs. I: I think it's this I.
Phantos67: YOU HAVEN'T EVER MET HIM!
Shrugger: ASK A QUESTION, SOMEBODY!
Phantos67: Haven't we asked enough?
Shrugger: WELL-
Steven Stone: Hold it! I haven't been able to ask a question, and I was supposed to be the interviewer! So, General Guy, why did you steal all of the stuff from Toad Town?
General Guy: That was the troops' day off. And us Shy Guys love causing mayhem. Although I do wish that pink Shy Guy wouldn’t have given us away...
Shrugger: IT'S ABOUT TIME FOR PHONE QUESTIONS, ISN'T IT?
RING RING!
Shrugger: I GUESS IT IS.
Waluigi's Twin: What do you think of Waluigi?
General Guy: Um... If I knew who Waluigi was I might be able to answer that.
Phantos67: He's basically a stupider, skinnier, taller, purple Luigi who is even more of a coward than Luigi.
WT: That's not true!
General Guy: Sounds a lot like me except for the Luigi part.
Phantos67: That's not a real question.
(Phantos67 tries to hang up the phone, but remembers he has no arms. Shrugger hangs up the phone.)
RING RING!
Roy: General Guy, since Larry's a loser, could you give me your prediction on who will win this week in the Sports Hall?
General Guy: Hmm. That's a toughie. Kamella and Donkey Kong are both super-tough, but don't have brains. Koopatrol is a basic minion, so even though he has a (albeit small) brain, he'll probably be knocked out in a few seconds. Between Kamella and DK, I'm going to have to say Kamella. DK is easily wavered, a bad trait to have against a witch. Also, since Kamella has won two weeks in a row so far, winning would put the season on its final streak. But it won't really matter anyway. Anti Guy will beat whoever becomes the other Supreme Champion.
Iggy: HEY! I'm in Round Three!
(Shrugger hangs up.)
Phantos67: Ok, I am picking up next. Er, I mean, putting it on speaker phone.
Mrs. I: Look at that!
Shrugger: WHAT?Mrs. I: It's some sort of Chomp.
Phantos67: It looks angry.
(The Chomp strikes, but gets nobody.)
Phantos67: WE ARE UNDER ATTACK BY A SPACE CHOMP!
RING RING!
(The Chomp eats the phone.)
Phantos67: Oh no! I hope that wasn't anybody important.
(The Chomp lunges for the camera, but Mrs. I pulls it away.)
Phantos67: What do we do?
(The Chain Chomp starts to glow, then stops.)
The phone inside the Chomp: The good news is...
(The Chain Chomp disappears.)
The phone: The bad news is...
FDSGAGVBSBGFBSG!!!
(Oh no! A Squarp has randomly appeared! And Phantos67 is being drawn towards it!)
Phantos67: Heeeelllllppppppp mmmmmmmmeeeeeeee...
(Phantos67 is sucked in and the Squarp disappears.)
Shrugger: ... WELL, ONE INTERVIEW DOWN, A BUNCH MORE TO GO.
(Yep.)
Y-Naut: Musical Guy, you're fired.
Musical Guy: Thought so.
Steven: I get to do the next Interview.
Musical Guy: Yeah.
Fawful's Ghost: And the transmission ends.
Musical Guy: Finally.
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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