Larry: All right, buddy! Who are you exactly?
Shy Guy: I was sent here by my boss to watch you and make sure you don’t get into trouble.
Larry: Who is your boss?
Shy Guy: I can’t tell you yet.
Larry: Fine… I’m gonna interview someone.
Shy Guy: Why?
Larry: It IS an Interview.
Shy Guy: What about me?
Larry: I don’t know!
Shy Guy: …
Shy Ranger: Can I interview too?
Larry: No. The title says I’m interviewing alone!
Shy Ranger: Hmm…
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Larry: Curses!
Dodo: Hi.
Larry: First question! Why don’t you ever talk in SMRPG?
Dodo: I’m really shy in front of Valentina.
Larry: You weren’t always with her.
Dodo: I’m just used to not talking anyway, so I don’t bother when I’m not with her.
Shy Ranger: Why are you so nervous?
Dodo: I’m afraid I’ll say something stupid and she’ll be mad.
Everyone Else: …
Dodo: …
Shy Ranger: You’re not a Dodo, so why is that your name?
Dodo: I was found by Valentina when I was an egg, and she told me I was so dumb she named me Dodo.
Larry: So what are you?
Dodo: I never found out.
Shy Ranger: What’s with the helmet?
Dodo: I’m pretty clumsy so I wear this for protection.
Larry: Audience questions! You with the face!
Audience: …
Larry: Fine… That Purple Puncher!
Purple Puncher: Why are you so stupid?
Dodo: Valentina never taught me anything except to talk and walk and polish her statues.
Shy Ranger: That Thwomp!
Thwomp: How does pecking statues make them polished?
Dodo: I put statue polisher at the tip of my beak.
Larry: Last one! Drill Bit!
Drill Bit: Why do you put up with Valentina?
Dodo: She said her hat was her last servant who disobeyed her…
Larry: Well we need to find a way off this island! End Transmission!
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