Larry: Where are we?
Shy Ranger: A flying saucer! DUH!
Larry: … Wait! What about Lemmy?!
Shy Ranger: I know! Welcome to-
(Lemmy appears out of nowhere.)
Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
Larry: Lemmy!
(Larry punches Lemmy in the head.)
Larry: HURRY AND INTERVIEW!!!
Lemmy: ... Don’t you care what happened to me?
Larry: No.
Lemmy: *sigh* Fine… Dino Piranha, I guess.
Dino Piranha: HI!
Shy Ranger: WAIT! What about me?
Larry: Just… float or something!
Shy Ranger: …
Lemmy: First question: Do you work for Bowser?
Dino Piranha: No. I only attacked Mario because he attacked me!
Lemmy: Are you related to Fiery Dino Piranha?
Dino Piranha: I am Fiery Dino Piranha.
Lemmy: Explain.
Dino Piranha: Dino Piranhas like me can get in our eggs as many times as it takes for us to mature, and when we “re-egg” ourselves we blend with the environment. So if I re-egg myself in a fiery place I become fiery.
Larry: Lame!
Dino Piranha: …
Lemmy: So what happens when you mature?
Dino Piranha: I will sprout wings and the ball on my tail will grow spikes.
Lemmy: What’s that thing for anyway?
Dino Piranha: Whacking things.
Lemmy: Why didn’t you do that to Mario?
Dino Piranha: I was so angry I couldn’t think of a strategy, so I just charged at him.
Larry: Loser!
Lemmy: Time for audience questions! Let’s see… Lumbler!
Lumbler: How did you disappear in a puff of smoke?
Dino Piranha: When we are near death we automatically turn invisible.
Lemmy: Last question goes to… Juju!
Juju: Why didn’t we see more of your kind?
Dino Piranha: We’ve been hunted because people feared our power, so there are very few left.
Lemmy: Well that’s-
(A door opens and a Shroob comes in.)
Shroob: %^$&%^&!
Everyone Else: Aaaaaaaaahhhh!!!
(He holds up a picture of Hannah Montana.)
Everyone: The horror!
(Suddenly the Shroob collapses and a Shy Guy is behind him. He’s green and has hooks instead of hands.)
Shy Guy: Come with me if you want to live!
Larry: King Dad said never to follow strangers out of a Shroob UFO.
Shy Guy: Just come on!
(He slashes a hole in the hull.)
Lemmy: But we’ll just be in that blank place!
Shy Guy: No. The Shroobs jumped universes.
Iggy: Good enough for me.
Larry: Who cares?
(They all jump out and land in Dinosaur Land.)
Larry: End Tra-
Lemmy: Wait! Shouldn’t everything be explained first?
Larry: In the next Interview! End Transmission!
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