Larry: WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL, TO-
Audience: Lemmy's Interview Show!
Larry: Tonight, Cubone will be interviewing my brother, Iggy!
Audience: Iggy Koopa! Iggy Koopa! Yeah!
Larry: And we start in five, four, three-
Audience Member #366: Hey! Where's Lemmy?!
Larry: Umm... See... Lemmy nearly killed Dad last night with his cooking, so he's taking lessons. NOW! Five, four, three-
Cameraman: Sir!
Larry: What now?
Cameraman: The person who is doing the Interview is not present!
Larry: Whaaaaaaat?! How? Where could Cubone be?
(At this exact moment, Cubone runs through the double doors to the studio wearing a chef hat.)
Cubone: *huff, huff…* Whew... I didn't think Lemmy would fall for that "Look! The circus!" thing.
Larry: Great! You're here!
Cubone: Yeah... So, who's spillin' his guts tonight?
Larry: Iggy Koopa.
Cubone: Great, now let’s get this party started.
(Cubone and Iggy walk onstage, while Larry successfully does the countdown.)
Cubone: Wassup, people of Plit! I'm Cubone, and this is Iggy, and you are watching Q&A with Cubone!
Iggy: Greetings, Plit specimens!
Cubone: So you're a smart guy, eh?
Iggy: The smartest of Lord Bowser's children, and lead inventor of Dark Land.
Cubone: Well, I happen to be a professional engineer, and built the jet that crashed into the studio.
Iggy: I've built a gun called the ray gun that fires thick beams of energy.
Cubone: I've programmed a robot that has a built-in machine gun, a jetpack, and a rocket launcher!
Iggy: I'VE made my siblings’ airships!
Larry: Get on with the Interview!
Cubone: *growls* Fine. Why do you wear glasses?
Iggy: Lemmy messed with my ray gun and shot me and my brother Roy in the eyes. I had to get glasses, but I was the lucky one of the two. Roy’s eyes were burned and since then he sees everything more brightly than he should. He wears sunglasses because of this.
Cubone: I didn't know it was possible to see things brighter than they are.
Iggy: Neither did I until then.
Cubone: EYE SEE. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
Audience: Boooooooooooooooooooo!
Cubone: Come on! That was funny!
Iggy: Oh brother.
Cubone: I'd like to see you do standup comedy!
Iggy: At least I wouldn't get booed!
Cubone: Try saying that without a tongue!
Larry: Shut up and interview!
Cubone: Fine. Why do some people say you and Lemmy are twins?
Iggy: When we were six, me and Lemmy would share sentences and were always together.
Cubone: What about when you were making your death trap inventions?
Iggy: MINE are stable enough not to crash through buildings! ... He was my lab partner.
Cubone: Meaning?
Iggy: ... He'd stand in a corner and not touch anything.
Cubone: Last question by me. I played a Mario game when I was younger, Super Mario Bros. 3, and in that game, you were short, had a blue shell, and looked like your mo-hawk was orange, instead of you being tall, green-shelled, and having a pink, blue, and yellow mo-hawk.
Iggy: Did ANYONE look like they truly do in that game? It was an NES game! The artwork is what we really look like!
Cubone: You mean you know you're in video games?
Iggy: Yes. See, Nintendo made games by estimating what would happen. Ironically, some of those events actually did happen.
Cubone: Wow. Seat time! Seat... 22!
Shrugger Shroob: Why do you have a rainbow mo-hawk? You're an inventor!
Iggy: I originally had hair similar to Ludwig's, but Lemmy said we couldn't be twins if we didn't have the same hair style. So he dyed my hair in my sleep!
Cubone: Ok... Seat 224.
Some random Koopa Troopa: Do you like waffles?
Cubone: Security!
(Three Ninjis jumped out and tackled the Koopa Troopa and throw it out the studio's windows.)
Larry: What happened to the Chargin' Chuck and Anti Guys?
Cubone: I fired them for being unable to defeat me in a fighting match, but what's more, that window the Ninjis threw that ugly turtle through was closed!
Ninji 1: Ouch.
Cubone: Last seat, seat 1.
Lemmy Clone: How do you feel about Ludwig taking the credit for your inventions?
Iggy: I feel used and mistreated. Ludwig willingly took credit for what I did for years!
Cubone: Too bad you're too sappy to do anything about that.
Iggy: Oh yeah? Well I have a question for you, Cubone! Why are you wearing a chef's hat?! And why did you come running in the studio at full speed?
Cubone: ... You! End transmission or I'll have your job!
Cameraman: Eeep! END TRANSMISSION!!!
Transmission Ended.
(For the reason WHY Cubone came in out of breath and was wearing a chef hat, see "Cooking Lessons" in Lemmy’s Scribbles.)
Whoops! You're not logged in! |