Dimentio: So now I've fixed my tie and am ready for this INTERVIEW!
Dymonda: What's your problem? Ever since you were lonely enough to take me, once a Securimeow, into your hands and turn me into Dymonda, things have gotten out of hand!
Dimentio: And love...
Dymonda: WHAT?! Okay, fine. You, a crazed man, found love, and I, a robot, did too...
(Dedrin appears out of nowhere in particular.)
Dedrin: Coast is clear guys, it's safe! This is what ya get by hiring a first class stuntman!
Lidia: Don't brag!
Dedrin: Well, we'll need to, hey! We’ll, we'll, well, we'll! YEAHHHHH!
Lidia: As he was saying, we're here at Peach Castle to interview Dimentio.
Dimentio: HOW'D YOU KNOW I'D BE HERE?!
Dymonda: Yeah, I thought he sent it through private chat!
Lidia: Bowser told us you'd be here for your afternoon Bleck Minions Reunite Wednesday.
Dedrin: So is this your new girlfriend?
(Dedrin points meaningfully at Dymonda. Dimentio blushes.)
Dimentio: I suppose.
(Lidia is taking notes.)
Dymonda: Wait a minute, who are you people?
(Theresa and Owen pop out of nowhere.)
All: We're BSIS! And we like to interview you guys.
Dymonda: Don't you know the potential danger?
(Mimi comes out of nowhere.)
Mimi: Hey all you people, are you here for my super wardrobe?
Lidia: Which reminds me, Dimentio, why purple and yellow clothes? Aren't those girl colors?
Dimentio: No, and I picked them because this is what I wore in high school.
Lidia: School uniform?
Dymonda: Yup.
Dimentio: Yup.
Mimi: DUHHH! He would have to be smart enough to make his own dimension! How about my favorite soda?
Lidia: Yes, Dimentio and Dymonda, what are your favorite sodas?
Dimentio: GRAPE!
Dymonda: Root beer!
O'Chunks: RUM!
Dedrin: Hey tough dude, that's not soda!
(Owen, who is only three years old, tries to ask a question.)
Owen: Hey Mento, how's life?
Dymonda: Say what?
Owen: MENTOS, MENTOS, YUM!
Theresa: Is it true that you're still alive?
Dymonda: He was saved by me. In a number of events too complicated to mention, I screamed to him in his "dieing moment" to flip to Dimension D.
Owen: MENTO!
Dimentio: Di-men-tio!
Owen: Di-menTO!
Dedrin: My turn! So what's your life story?
Dimentio: Bitersweet. Did you know that I was pretty much mad at Bleck because Timpani was my own sister?
Theresa: Oh really...
Dimentio: The rest of them died.
Theresa: Yes...
Dimentio: So pretty much, my dad was harsh, my mom and sisters except for Timpani died, and I was filled with grief and revenge.
Dedrin: Man, that's fierce.
Dymonda: And then he found me.
Dimentio: I converted her from a Securimeow, and then she was her!
Mimi: Yeah, BUT I'm PRETTIER!
Dimentio: But do you know Italian?
Mimi: Sure, how ‘bout you?
Dimentio: Ciao!
O'Chunks: And Irish?
Dimentio: Ermm... No.
Lidia: Uh... Forget the language barrier!
Mimi: Once you interview me!
Lidia: (sarcastically) Of course we're going to interview a preppy green girl...
Mimi: You interviewed HIM! And you have to interview me becau-
(Everyone stops because Dedrin and O'Chunks are wrestling. Mr. L comes in.)
Mr. L: Hey,. what's up?
(Brobot comes and rips the scene.)
Lidia: Yup, another ordinary day for BSIS. Come tune in next time for-
Dymonda and Dimentio: CIAO FOR NOW!
Dimentio: AND IF YOU'RE WISE YOU’D BETTER LEAVE TOO!
(Brobot's engine burns Peach Castle.)
Peach (in the distance): SAVE ME!
Owen: MENTOS, MENTOS, MENTOS!
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