Lemmy: Lemmy’s Interview Show!
James: Yeah, and today, I’ll be interviewing Dry Bowser!
Dry Bowser: Hi everybody!
(A Goomba in the audience cheers.)
James: Where’s the rest of the audience?
Lemmy: They’re at Dark Koopa’s Interview.
James: Don’t worry, I got this.
Meanwhile...
Dark Koopa: So Wario, why do you wear yellow clothes?
Wario: Well it’s-
(James breaks through a wall.)
Dark Koopa: Hey! You can’t do that!
Wario: Yeah! Go through the window. It’s more dramatic!
James: Okay.
(James breaks through a window.)
James: All right, I want my audience back, Dark Koopa!
Dark Koopa: I don’t think so, I’m interviewing Wario.
James: Oh yeah? Well I’m interviewing Dry Bowser, AND... I’m giving a Koopaling vote to each of the people who come watch.
Dark Koopa: Please, like that’s going to work. Right guys? ... Guys?
(A Goomba is left in the audience.)
Last Goomba: Why am I always last in the audience?
James: Ha! I see which Interview is more popular now! I’d better go now.
Back at the studio...
James: All right. Like I said before. I’m interviewing Dry Bowser.
Dry Bowser: Hi everybody (again)!
James: Okay! Let’s get on to the show! First question, are you Bowser?
Dry Bowser: Actually no, I’m not. That’s why I appeared in Mario Kart Wii as a racer when Bowser was already in it.
James: Wow, what a shock.
Dry Bowser: I know.
James: Anyway, question two, how are you alive right now?
Dry Bowser: Instead of a regular Magikoopa, Kamek brought me back to life.
James: Okay, now for... THE BIG QUESTION.
Dry Bowser: That’s big all right.
James: Who are you?
Dry Bowser: I’m actually Morton Koopa Sr.
Bowser Jr: Grandpa!
Dry Bowser: Yeah, yeah
James: Woah, you’re my grandpa?
Dry Bowser: You’re my grandson?
James: Yes...
Dry Bowser: Then yes.
James: All right, it’s time for audience questions. Seat Replacedbykammykoopa.
Kamek: Who do you like better: me, or Kammy Koopa?
Dry Bowser: You, duh!
Kamek: Oh yeah! You hear that, Kammy?!
James: Seat hedoesnotsleep,hewaits.
Chuck Norris: I do not have a question.
James: You will.
Chuck Norris: No, I won’t
James: You won’t?
Chuck Norris: Umm, I do?
James: Yes. You do.
Chuck Norris: Okay, do you hate Luigi?
Dry Bowser: That character?! No! I can beat him easy!
James: Does that answer your question?
Chuck Norris: Yes. It does.
James: Seat weddingcake!
Morton: Isn’t it weird how we have the same name? I guess you like wedding cake as much as I do because I-
James: Security!!!
Lemmy: You don’t get security. Only after your fourth Interview.
James: Dang it! Seat icreatedyouall!
Shigeru Miyamoto: Explain how you became Bowser in the final level of New Super Mario Bros.
Dry Bowser: When Bowser Jr. threw me into the pot, Bowser was there waiting to switch places so he could kill Mario.
James: Well, that’s all the time we have on this show! End-
Dark Koopa: Wait! Whoever comes to my Interview gets two Koopaling votes!
(Everybody runs out except James, Lemmy, and that one Goomba.)
Last Goomba: Aw, come on!!!
Lemmy: You didn’t pay them their Koopaling votes yet, did you?
James: Nope. Now I can say END TRANSMISSION.
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