Shrugger: MUSICAL GUY, YOU’RE REHIRED.
(No one cares. Everyone knows that I’ll be fired at the end of every episode and hired at the beginning.)
Shrugger: YEP.
(SO WHY DO YOU FIRE ME?!)
Shrugger: BECAUSE IT’S FUN.
(…)
Shrugger: ANYWAY, I GOT THE CURRENT JOBS UP!
Interviewers: Shrugger Pit Iggy Afro
Interviewer Assistance: Kamek Fawful’s Ghost Y-Naut
Security: Thwomp Squad Goomboss Shrugger
Narrator: Musical Guy
Running Gaggers: Musical Guy Lemmy
Pit: Fine. Start the stupid Interview already.
(Last time on…)
Lemmy: MMMMMMMMMMMPHHHH! (LEMMY’S INTERVIEW SHOW!)
(…The Shrugger’s Interview Show, Shrugger kidnapped Lemmy! Also, Afro joined the crew!)
Pit: Yoshi, GET DOWN HERE IMMEDIATELY!
Yoshi: Meep!
Shrugger: WHO IS INTERVIEWING HIM?
Pit: I’ll do it.
Afro: SAME!!!
Pit: K. Q1, what does it feel like to have a baby drop from about 200 yards through the sky onto your back?
Yoshi: Yoshi no know. You’d have to ask Yoshi dad about that.
All except Shrugger: WHA?!
Pit: But that game was about you!
Yoshi: No. It about Yoshi dad. Yoshi Yoshi at the end of Yoshi’s Island DS credits.
All except Shrugger: Oh.
Shrugger: OH, COME ON, THAT WAS PRETTY OB-
(Yoshi eats Shrugger.)
Shrugger: GREAT. NOW I’M STUCK IN THE BELLY OF THE WORST THING TO EVER GRACE PLIT.
Afro: LIKE, HOW DO YOU EAT STUFF SO EFFORTLESSLY?
Yoshi: It because of Yoshi genes. Yoshi can’t help eat things. Speaking of that…
(Yoshi eats Afro.)
Afro: DUDE, LIKE, TOTALLY UNCOOL!!!
Pit: How come whenever you eat things, they turn into eggs?
Yoshi: Not always, angel thing. Sometimes Yoshi keep it in belly, such as with Shroob, Hyper Goomba, and…
(Yoshi eats Iggy.)
Iggy: …
Yoshi: …Koopaling.
Pit: …
Yoshi: Is angel thing upset?
Pit: … NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE, CALLS PIT TRIAL “ANGEL THING”.
Yoshi: Uh oh…
Y-Naut: Stunner spell, Kamek.
Kamek: Already done.
Pit: Grr…
Y-Naut: Ask the next question.
Pit: All right, all right already! What’s going on between you and Birdo?
Yoshi: (blushing) Nothing! What made angel thing think that?
Pit: …
Yoshi: Uh oh…
(Yoshi eats Pit.)
Pit: When the author stops being cruel to us, the dino is dead.
Shrugger: TELL ME ABOUT IT. ASK A QUESTION, MUSICAL GUY.
(What is your friendship with the rest of the Mario Gang?)
Yoshi: Yoshi like Mario, Peach, Rosalina, Donkey Kong, Toadsworth…
(4 hours later…)
Yoshi: …and Lemmy, because they all like Yoshi and let Yoshi eat all food he wants. Yoshi no like Luigi, Toad, and Wario though. They no trust Yoshi and let Yoshi only have *shudder* three meals a day! That reminds Yoshi, though…
(Yoshi eats… me?! What did I do to deserve this?)
Shrugger, Pit, and Iggy: YOU EXIST.
Afro: YOU’RE NOT COOL!!!
Yoshi: Yoshi hungry!
Y-Naut: No one cares. Why did you help the Mario Bros. in SMW?
Yoshi: Mario freed Yoshi from egg and fed Yoshi. So, Yoshi returned favor by helping Mario. Luigi not happy about it, though. Said something about “wasting our supplies”.
(Yoshi eats Y-Naut.)
Y-Naut: What was that for?!
Goomboss: WHO’S YOUR FAVORITE SUPER KOOPA?
Yoshi: Yoshi like Fireball. Fireball humiliates Luigi and Wario, and likes Yoshi and Mario. Yoshi’s least favorite is Shrugger Shroob though. His favorite characters are Toad, Luigi, and Wario, and he hates Yoshi and Mario.
Fireball: Happies!
(Yoshi eats Goomboss.)
Goomboss: … I’M NOT GOING TO SAY ANYTHING.
Mrs. I: Why were you not in the Paper Mario series, at least not with a major role?
Yoshi: It because Toad, also without a major role, spent time keeping Yoshi away from action in PM 1 and 2. In SPM, we were on Plit when Void destroyed it.
(Yoshi eats Fawful’s Ghost.)
Fawful’s Ghost: … Me thinks that Shrugger of authorness will be revising the great Fawful’s Ghosts’s bio with an addition to the enemy list after this.
Kamek: Sweet; me, Mrs. I, and the Thwomps are the only ones left! Anyway, how’d you know how to get to me and Bowser in Yoshi’s Island?
Luigi: Yeah, because I was actually liking Castle Koopa!
Yoshi: Yoshi no know. But Yoshi think that Mario’s hat and Luigi’s hat are like mental magnets, making them know where each other are.
(Luigi, hearing this, throws his hat in the trash can, only to have it get right back on his head a short time later.
Luigi: Rats!
(Yoshi eats Kamek.)
Kamek: … Once I get out of here, I’m going to ask Bowser if I can go destroy Yoshi’s Island again.
Shrugger: LEMMY, YOU ASK A QUESTION.
Mrs. I: But I’m still here!
Y-Naut: Yes, but you’re our camera…whatever.
Mrs. I: Oh.
Lemmy: Why does everyone like you so much?
Yoshi: It because Yoshi cute-looking.
(We can hear 6 “Bleh!”s from Yoshi’s stomach, but everyone is too busy to care. Oh, and Yoshi eats Lemmy.)
Lemmy: YES! He ate me, but not the bullwhip!
Y-Naut: Anyone care?
Everyone Else but Lemmy: NO.
Lemmy: …
Mrs. I: Well, I guess it’s time for audience questions. Seat THEAUTHORSFAVORITECHARACTERINPOKEMON!
Steven Stone: What can you not eat?
Yoshi: Yoshi can eat all things that are not metal.
(Yoshi eats Steven Stone.)
Steven Stone: … All right, get me out of here, Metagross.
Shrugger: … DOES THIS MEAN YOU’RE GONNA JOIN THE CREW?
Steven Stone: Probably.
Shrugger: SWEET!
Mrs. I: Seat IGOTANEWMOVIE!
Indiana Jones: Give me back my bullwhip! Wah!
Mrs. I: No, and ask a question.
Indiana Jones: What’s your IQ?
Yoshi: 15.
(Yoshi eats Indiana Jones and the bullwhip.)
Lemmy and Indiana Jones: … RATS!
(Yoshi now starts going on a rampage, eating the Thwomps and the entire audience except Fireball.)
Mrs. I: Uh…
(Yoshi eats Mrs. I.)
Shrugger: WELL, SHUCKS. HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET OUT NOW?
Afro: DON’T WORRY, DUDES! THE GREAT AFRO HAS A PLAN!
(Afro starts going super-hyper, bouncing up and up Yoshi’s throat until he gets out. However, Yoshi tries to eat him again, but Afro scurries away before he can eat him. The last 17 Thwomps then surround Yoshi so he can not eat anything, but…)
Yoshi: BURP!
(…the camera.)
Shrugger: WELL, WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO NOW?
Y-Naut: Fire Musical Guy, end transmission, and wait until Afro comes back.
Musical Guy: Shucks.
(The camera explodes somehow, ending transmission.)
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