Mr.Nobody: Hello everyone! I know Super Smash Bros. Brawl came out a few months back, but we have a special guest today who is my favorite character from that game. Introducing, Lucas!
Lucas: Hyaa!
Mr.Nobody: Now's not the time for Wii Remote sounds. We will interview Bowser Jr.
Bowser Jr: Hi!
Mr.Nobody: Okay. First question. In the battle between Mario and Bowser, what was that liquid from Super Mario Sunshine?
Bowser Jr: I don't know myself. Papa said that it was water with green food coloring in it, but I don't believe him.
Lucas: I wouldn't either. When you said an old guy in a white suit, there were a lot of choices. Which one was it?
Bowser Jr: Isn't it obviously E. Gadd? My brush had his symbol on it.
Mr.Nobody: For example, Mario's is an M?
Bowser Jr: That is correct. After all, he's the only old man in a white suit I know. Did you think it was someone from Pokemon?
Lucas: Not at all. Why are you Bowser's favorite child?
Bowser Jr: Because I'm the best one.
Mr.Nobody: It sounded like he was just saying that. Anyway, a lot of people wanted him in Brawl. What was it like to be in a new body as Shadow Mario?
Bowser Jr: Weird at first, but you get used to it. At first, I was wobbling around like crazy, but eventually, I got used to it.
Lucas: I kind of did the same thing, but I wore a mask. Did you really believe Peach was your mom?
Bowser Jr: No. Peach and I are two totally different species. I just had to say that because it was the best way to fool Mario.
Mr.Nobody: I knew you were kidding. Why do you wear that bib with a mouth with sharp teeth on it?
(Bowser Jr. seems embarrassed at this point.)
Bowser Jr: It keeps me warm in the winter.
Lucas: Yeah right! Tell the truth.
Bowser Jr: Fine. I wear it because I like being a baby.
(The audience starts laughing.)
Mr.Nobody: OMG! How does your brush make so much different goop?
Bowser Jr: I know which place is sensitive to what.
Mr.Nobody: LAST QUESTION BEFORE AUDIENCE TIME! Go ahead, Lucas.
Lucas: How old are you?
Bowser Jr: I don't know. Papa said that he doesn't know my birthday.
Mr.Nobody: AUDIENCE TIME! Seat Second Favorite Character!
Zelda: Did Bowser really want to put Mario in prison?
Bowser Jr: Yes. The reason is not what I told Mario. It's because Papa is in love with Peach. I know I'll be busted for telling all of you Papa's deepest secret.
Bowser: Junior, you're grounded for a week!
Bowser Jr: Told you.
Mr.Nobody: Seat Awesome of Awesome Characters!
Roy: How come you have that hairdo?
Bowser Jr: I like short hair compared to long hair like yours or Marth's or Link's or Ike's or even Ness' and Lucas's.
Lucas: I’ll use PK Starstorm on you for that.
Marth: I'll take care of him using Critical Hit!
Bowser Jr: No!
Mr.Nobody: Okay then. Seat They Say I'm the Same as Mewtwo but Better!
Lucario: If you were in Brawl, what would be your moveset?
Bowser Jr: B would be Goop Ball, which comes from Bianco Hills. Side B would be Brush Spin, which would make me spin with my brush out. Up B would be Paint Shell, like Bowser's Whirling Fortress but I'm surrounded in goop. Down B would be Lava Goop. I'd take the goop from Pianta Village and place it on the ground, and anyone who steps over would get hurt. Lastly, my Final Smash would be Shadow Mario. All my attacks except Paint Shell would be the same. Paint Shell would kind of be the same, except I'd be spinning upward with my brush pointing up. I'd run faster, and wouldn’t flinch but would still take damage. I’d be more powerful, too.
Mr.Nobody: Lots of detail. We're running out of time now. END TRANSMISSION!
Reporter: We bring you this Interview from Delfino Plaza...
Meanwhile…
Bowser Jr: What's taking so long? Why can't I get out?
Mr.Nobody: You're asking the wrong person.
(Mr.Nobody sees Marth get a Smash Ball, and starts shaking.)
Mr.Nobody: I think I'll move three feet to the right.
Bowser Jr: Why?
Marth: Critical Hit!
(Marth hits Bowser Jr. and Bowser Jr. gets turned into a trophy.)
Mr.Nobody: This is the Delfino Plaza in the Smash World.
Reporter: ...in the Smash World.
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