In a spaceship...

YF: Yoshi, that wire may be shaped like a watermelon, but it’s not! Mario, get away from that coffee maker! Peach, don’t press that button.

Peach: Button Time!

(Peach presses the button, and they land in Bowser’s room.)

Bowser: … WHY ARE YOU ALL HERE?!

YF: Lemmy did it.

Bowser: LEMMY! TO THE DUNGEON! NOW!

Lemmy: I’ll get you for this, Yoshi Fan…

YF: I will interview you now. Q1: Why are you so mean?

Bowser: When I was little, Kamek said being evil was all the rage.

Yoshi: Q2: How old are you?

Bowser: I am 36 years old, and my birthday is on October 31st.

Mario: Why do you kidnap Peach?

Bowser: To expand my kingdom! Also, the Koopalings need a babysitter.

Peach: If you’re married to Clawdia, why don’t you two work as a team and help each other out?

Bowser: I don’t want Clawdia to get hurt.

YF: Audience questions. Seat QUEENKOOPA

Clawdia: When will you stop terrorizing the Mushroom Kingdom?

Bowser: When Mushroom Land falls to the Koopa Kingdom.

Yoshi: Seat WEDDINGCAKE

Morton: Do you like… WEDDING CAKE?!

Bowser: No.

Mario: Seat… KIRA?!

Light Yagami: How do you-

(YF takes out a gun and shoots Light.)

Peach: Turn off the camera, before this show gets cancelled!

L: End Transmission.

YF: Bowser, you’re hired.

Bowser: Yay!

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