(You see Lemmy and SuperStarSaga backstage.)
SuperStarSaga: Who am I interviewing again?
Lemmy: You are interviewing Valentina and Dodo.
SuperStarSaga: Good, because it’s Hammer Bro’s turn to do it this to do it this time.
Hammer Bro: I actually get to do an Interview this time?
SuperStarSaga: Yeah, you are interviewing Valentina and Dodo.
Hammer Bro: Gee, that sounds really hard to get through without doing something wrong.
SuperStarSaga: Don’t worry, you will do fine, and in case it doesn’t I will help.
On the stage...
Lakitu: We are going live in 3… 2… 1…
Hammer Bro: Welcome, everybody, to the Interview. I am your host, Hammer Bro. We are interviewing Valentina and Dodo… Hey, where are Valentina and Dodo?
(Noise is heard from the roof, then a piece of the roof hits Hammer Bro on the head.)
Hammer Bro: Hey, what’s the big idea up there?
(Valentina slowly drops from the roof attached to a rope and lands on the interviewee chair.)
Hammer Bro: Okay, you’re here, now where is Dodo?
(Dodo falls from the roof and lands on the ground.)
Hammer Bro: Was it really necessary to drop in style from the roof?
Valentina: Well it is with style.
(Hammer Bro Hey, why can’t Dodo talk?)
Valentina: He only speaks in bird language.
Hammer Bro: You can understand him?
Valentina: Yes, I can clearly understand what he is saying.
Hammer Bro: Why do you wear that bird on your head?
Valentina: Well I use it for my hair because like Wendy, I am bald.
Wendy: I am not bald.
Audience: Yes you are!
Hammer Bro: Why did you pick a name like Dodo?
Valentina: He sometimes acts like he has the brain the size of a Dodo bird.
Dodo: 0_0
Hammer Bro: Hey, that’s the first time you actually had a line, Dodo.
Dodo: o_0
Hammer Bro: Hey, he did it again.
Valentina: Can we keep going already? I’m getting bored.
Hammer Bro: Do you still like Booster?
Valentina: Yes, even though he doesn’t like me he will soon change his mind.
Hammer Bro: Ok, time to ask the audience to ask a question. Raise your hand if you want to give him a question. You, the star in seat 14.
SuperStarSaga: Why don’t I get a line?
Hammer Bro: Because you didn’t help me when the piece of the ceiling fell on me. You in seat 86
Snifit: Hey, I remember you. I was one of the Snifits Booster had.
Valentina: Then tell Booster to come over here.
Booster: I am here and I won’t marry you.
(A piece of the ceiling hits Booster.)
Booster: Ouch.
Hammer Bro: Seat 64
Mario: Chees-
(A piece of the ceiling hits Mario and knocks him out.)
SuperStarSaga: I told you I would help you.
Hammer Bro: Yeah, thanks. Seat 39.
Jawful: Why did Dodo try to impersonate Mallow when Mallow was already there?
Valentina: People had been asking me over and over again where Mallow is. It drove me nuts.
Mario: Mmmm, nuts…
(200 pieces of the ceiling fall and hit Mario, knocking him out.)
Hammer Bro: You know there is nothing left of the ceiling.
SuperStarSaga: Don’t worry.
(All parts of the broken ceiling go back together and carry Mario up with them. He ends up on the roof of the studio.)
Mario: Mamamia.
Hammer Bro: Seat 72.
Fuzzy: What’s the point of having Dodo here if he can’t speak?
Valentina: He helped me with my appearance.
(A piece of the ceiling hits Fuzzy.)
Valentina: SuperStarSaga, what is up with you and the ceiling?
SuperStarSaga: Well…
(A piece of the ceiling falls down to Valentina. She grabs it and throws it at SuperStarSaga.)
SuperStarSaga: Ouch! Hammer Bro, this is all your fault.
(A piece of the ceiling hits Hammer Bro.)
Hammer Bro: What did I do? It was Valentina who did it.
Lemmy: Quit it! I don’t want this to turn into a riot.
SuperStarSaga: Good idea.
(Suddenly the ceiling breaks into 200 pieces and everybody throws them at each other.)
SuperStarSaga: Well we’d better stop filming before Lemmy gets mad at me. Oh well, at least Mario is not here.
Mario: What is-a happening?
SuperStarSaga: Never mind.
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