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HAMMER BRO interviews VALENTINA
 
By Superstarsaga

(You see Lemmy and SuperStarSaga backstage.)

SuperStarSaga: Who am I interviewing again?

Lemmy: You are interviewing Valentina and Dodo.

SuperStarSaga: Good, because it’s Hammer Bro’s turn to do it this to do it this time.

Hammer Bro: I actually get to do an Interview this time?

SuperStarSaga: Yeah, you are interviewing Valentina and Dodo.

Hammer Bro: Gee, that sounds really hard to get through without doing something wrong.

SuperStarSaga: Don’t worry, you will do fine, and in case it doesn’t I will help.

On the stage...

Lakitu: We are going live in 3… 2… 1…

Hammer Bro: Welcome, everybody, to the Interview. I am your host, Hammer Bro. We are interviewing Valentina and Dodo… Hey, where are Valentina and Dodo?

(Noise is heard from the roof, then a piece of the roof hits Hammer Bro on the head.)

Hammer Bro: Hey, what’s the big idea up there?

(Valentina slowly drops from the roof attached to a rope and lands on the interviewee chair.)

Hammer Bro: Okay, you’re here, now where is Dodo?

(Dodo falls from the roof and lands on the ground.)

Hammer Bro: Was it really necessary to drop in style from the roof?

Valentina: Well it is with style.

(Hammer Bro Hey, why can’t Dodo talk?)

Valentina: He only speaks in bird language.

Hammer Bro: You can understand him?

Valentina: Yes, I can clearly understand what he is saying.

Hammer Bro: Why do you wear that bird on your head?

Valentina: Well I use it for my hair because like Wendy, I am bald.

Wendy: I am not bald.

Audience: Yes you are!

Hammer Bro: Why did you pick a name like Dodo?

Valentina: He sometimes acts like he has the brain the size of a Dodo bird.

Dodo: 0_0

Hammer Bro: Hey, that’s the first time you actually had a line, Dodo.

Dodo: o_0

Hammer Bro: Hey, he did it again.

Valentina: Can we keep going already? I’m getting bored.

Hammer Bro: Do you still like Booster?

Valentina: Yes, even though he doesn’t like me he will soon change his mind.

Hammer Bro: Ok, time to ask the audience to ask a question. Raise your hand if you want to give him a question. You, the star in seat 14.

SuperStarSaga: Why don’t I get a line?

Hammer Bro: Because you didn’t help me when the piece of the ceiling fell on me. You in seat 86

Snifit: Hey, I remember you. I was one of the Snifits Booster had.

Valentina: Then tell Booster to come over here.

Booster: I am here and I won’t marry you.

(A piece of the ceiling hits Booster.)

Booster: Ouch.

Hammer Bro: Seat 64

Mario: Chees-

(A piece of the ceiling hits Mario and knocks him out.)

SuperStarSaga: I told you I would help you.

Hammer Bro: Yeah, thanks. Seat 39.

Jawful: Why did Dodo try to impersonate Mallow when Mallow was already there?

Valentina: People had been asking me over and over again where Mallow is. It drove me nuts.

Mario: Mmmm, nuts…

(200 pieces of the ceiling fall and hit Mario, knocking him out.)

Hammer Bro: You know there is nothing left of the ceiling.

SuperStarSaga: Don’t worry.

(All parts of the broken ceiling go back together and carry Mario up with them. He ends up on the roof of the studio.)

Mario: Mamamia.

Hammer Bro: Seat 72.

Fuzzy: What’s the point of having Dodo here if he can’t speak?

Valentina: He helped me with my appearance.

(A piece of the ceiling hits Fuzzy.)

Valentina: SuperStarSaga, what is up with you and the ceiling?

SuperStarSaga: Well…

(A piece of the ceiling falls down to Valentina. She grabs it and throws it at SuperStarSaga.)

SuperStarSaga: Ouch! Hammer Bro, this is all your fault.

(A piece of the ceiling hits Hammer Bro.)

Hammer Bro: What did I do? It was Valentina who did it.

Lemmy: Quit it! I don’t want this to turn into a riot.

SuperStarSaga: Good idea.

(Suddenly the ceiling breaks into 200 pieces and everybody throws them at each other.)

SuperStarSaga: Well we’d better stop filming before Lemmy gets mad at me. Oh well, at least Mario is not here.

Mario: What is-a happening?

SuperStarSaga: Never mind.

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