Plazmakidz: Hello, and welcome to “The Plazmakidz Interview Show”.
(The crowd claps.)
Plazmakidz: Our guest today is Rosalina.
(Rosalina is about to get onstage, when suddenly, a black shape whizzes through the air! It almost hits both Plazmakidz and Rosalina. The black shape then slowly backs up, and we can see that it is a Thwomp carrying a blue Shroob with light-blue spots and a Groove Guy with a violin.
CRASH!
Shroob: THWOMP 64, WHY’D YOU TAKE US TO THIS DUMP?!
Thwomp 64: SORRY BOSS, BUT BOSS’ BOSS ORDERED THWOMP 64 TO TAKE SHRUGGER AND MUSICAL GUY HERE! SOMETHING ABOUT A CO-OP INTERVIEW OR SOMETHING…
Plazmakidz: Don’t worry, Shrugger, it’s ok. Thwomp 64, put ’em down.
Thwomp 64: YES SIR!
(Thwomp 64 throws Shrugger and Musical Guy on the floor.)
Shrugger: OW!
(Then, Plazmakidz throws Shrugger into an interviewer’s chair and Musical Guy-)
(Sweet! Does this mean I’m hired, at least for your Interview show?)
Plazmakidz: Yeah.
Shrugger: WAIT ONE SECOND! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?! *looks at Plazmakidz* WHO ARE YOU?! *looks at Dry Bones* WHO ARE YOU?! *looks at Lemmy, who’s licking another fudgesickle* AND… WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Plazmakidz: I’m your partner, I’m new to Lemmy’s Land.
Dry Bones: I’m Plazmakidz’s partner.
Lemmy: I’m just here to watch.
Rosalina: *ahem* Are we going to get on with the show, or should I say Interview, anytime this year?!
Shrugger: UH, YEAH. KINDA FORGOT ‘BOUT YOU THERE. ANYWAY, WHO WANTS TO ASK QUESTION ONE? NO ONE? THEN I GUESS I’LL START, AS SOON AS IDIOT KOOPA *points at Lemmy* GETS OUT OF HERE! THWOMP 64, DO YOUR THING!
THWOMP!
Shrugger: EXCELLENT. Q1, WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU COME FROM?
Rosalina: Plit. I’m Peach’s great-great-great-great-great…
Two hours later...
Rosalina: -great aunt!
(Crickets chirp.)
Plazmakidz: *snores twice, then wakes up* What? Who? Where? When? How? Why?
Lemmy: What- You fell asleep. Who- You. Where- My Interview station. When- Now. How- ‘Cause Rosalina took a long time saying great times 1,000,000. Why- ‘Cause Rosalina is old.
Shrugger: WAIT A SECOND! HOW’D YOU GET BACK HERE?! OH, NEVER MIND THAT. RE-THWOMP, THWOMP 64.
THWOMP!
Plazmakidz: Well, now that that’s out of the way, question two! For what reason did you become the Queen of Lumas?
Rosalina: Didn’t you play Super Mario Galaxy?! Anyway, the whole reason I became the queen was because I had spent my whole life with a Luma and that Luma led me to many other Lumas, so I became the queen of them.
Plazmakidz: Well ok then.
Lemmy: Yep.
Shrugger: WAIT…
(Shrugger takes out his cell phone and dials 8965625.)
Shrugger: HELLO? IS THIS EVIL DEEDS INC? I WOULD LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER FOR A LAVA PIT, PLEASE. LOCATION? PLAZMAKIDZ INTERVIEWS.
(Shrugger hangs up. Lemmy falls into the newly placed lava pit.)
Shrugger: ANYWAY, Q3, WHY WERE YOU A HEAVYWEIGHT IN MARIO KART WII?
Rosalina: That game was organized by height rather than weight. So I was stuck with those guys… *points to Wario and Funky Kong*
Wario: HEY!
Lemmy: Heehee…
Shrugger: THAT’S IT! EXPLOSIVE VIOLIN STAB HIM, MUSICAL GUY!
BOOM!
Plazmakidz: Sweet, I have my own lava pit.
Lemmy: Did you just figure that out?
Plazmakidz: Yes, and how did you survive the violin?
Lemmy: For the tenth time, I TELEPORTED. GOT IT?
Plazmakidz: Sheesh, I got it. Just calm down.
Lemmy: Fine, fine.
(Shrugger presses a button and a trapdoor appears under Lemmy)
Shugger: HAH, TELEPORT OUT OF THAT.
Lemmy: Ok.
(Shrugger looks behind him.)
Shrugger: I GIVE UP! (FOR NOW…)
Plazmakidz: Anyways, Q4. How’d you manage to build the Cosmic Observatory?
Rosalina: With the power of IMAGINATION.
Plazmakidz: No, really
Rosalina: Fine, I took it from Giant Spaceship Emporium.
Plazmakidz: They have one?
Rosalina: Duh, everyone knows that.
Plazmakidz: Sweet, I’ll be right back.
(Plazmakidz rushes out the door with an excited look on his face)
Shrugger: HOW COME EVERYONE COULD BREATHE IN SPACE OUT THERE?
Rosalina: The only reason Mario needed a helmet in Super Paper Mario was because that was in another universe. In the Marioverse, there is always oxygen, wherever you go.
Dry Bones: Audience questions. Seat 737.
Yoshi: Why does that Black Luma follow you around all the time?
Rosalina: It was the first Luma I met, but he dyed himself black
Shrugger: SEAT 5,465,895!
Toad: It seems to me and a load of other people that you are just a palette-swap of Peach with magic and no personality. What do you say to that?
Rosalina: That is entirely true.
All: *GASP*
Rosalina: You see, I automatically take the appearance of the current princess of the Mushroom Kingdom every five years. When the incident that caused me and the Lumas to meet happened, it was so emotional for me that I lost most traces of emotion.
Shrugger: THEN WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM WAS CONQUERED?
Rosalina: Then my form would become like the princess of the conquering nation.
Dry Bones: Seat 4,752!
Wario: Who was the Toad that always delivered the mail in Super Mario Galaxy?
Rosalina: His name was T.O.A.D. That stands for The Odd Annoying Deliverer.
All: …
Rosalina: … Okay, his name actually was Mailtoad.
Shrugger: SEAT 587-
Plazmakidz: I’m back!
Shrugger: WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS WHOLE TIME?!
Plazmakidz: Come outside and see.
(Everyone on the stage goes outside to see what Plazmakidz is talking about.)
Shrugger: 0_0 Where did you get this?
Plazmakidz: From the Giant Spaceship Emporium (GSE).
Shrugger: WHY?
Plazmakidz: Well I bought it for two reasons. One, it has a lava pit *looks at Lemmy*, and two, it has an Interview station that is SO much bigger than Lemmy’s.
Shrugger: ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Plazmakidz: Yep.
Shrugger: WELL, CAN WE GO BACK INSIDE NOW?
Plazmakidz: Yeah, just wanted to show you this.
(Plazmakidz points at the spaceship.)
Rosalina: Well, I need to go now, so audios!
(Rosalina leaves.)
Shrugger: … DOES THIS MEAN THE INTERVIEW IS OVER?
Plazmakidz: I guess so.
Shrugger: THEN IN THAT CASE…
Shrugger leaps into the audience and then jumps out, carrying a pill and a bullwhip.
Dr. Mario and Indiana Jones: Hey!
Shrugger opens Lemmy’s mouth, throws the pill into it, then wraps Lemmy up with the bullwhip.
Shrugger: THWOMP 64! MUSICAL GUY! HERE! NOW!
(We get over there.)
Shrugger: BEAM US UP!
(A Shroob Saucer with the head of Shrugger floats over us, then sucks us in.)
Shrugger (piloting saucer): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(We-)
Old Narrator: Leave.
Plazmakidz: Well then I guess I’ll end it. End Transmission
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