Y-Naut: We need to start our sixth Interview, so is there anything anyone needs to say besides the imminent MUSICAL GUY, YOU’RE REHIRED?
Shrugger: YES. BECAUSE SUPER SMASH BROS. BRAWL IS SO AWESOME, PIT THE SQUOG WILL FROM NOW ON LOOK LIKE PIT THE ANGEL.
Pit: What do you me- AAHHHH!!!
(A clichéd golden light surrounds Pit, and he turns white with a gold mouth. He also gains wings.)
Pit: Great. Now I look all girly.
Shrugger: ENOUGH! MUSICAL GUY, START US UP!
(Last time on… Wow, he didn’t show up! Yay! Anyway, last time on The Shrugger’s Interview Show, Iggy, Kamek, and Fawful’s Ghost were forced to join the crew!)
Kamek: You heard the guy. Iggy, start.
Iggy: O-kay! Question 1: Are you really dead?
Fawful‘s Ghost: You-
Shrugger: TRANSLATE!
(FWOOSH!)
Fawful’s Ghost: (Bother. Anyway, Iggy’s either not beaten M&L:SS or is an idiot, because I am really that one attack Cackletta’s Ghost uses where she summons a figure that looks like the ghost of Fawful.)
Kamek: In that case, how were you created?
Fawful’s Ghost: (Cackletta had a cloning magic that allowed her to make a ghost replica of anybody she wanted. The ghost replica would have the exact same personality and attacks of the real thing at the moment the spell was cast. When the Mario Bros. kicked the real me out of the castle, he landed in a time machine to SHRUGGER interviews SQUIG, where he did what happened in that Interview. He then went back to investigate the time machine, which sucked him back to the present. Then Cackletta used her cloning spell, and POOF, I’m here.)
Iggy, Kamek, Shrugger, Y-Naut, Mrs. I, me, Goomboss, Pit, Marton, and that annoying Hyper Goomba: 0_0
Fawful’s Ghost: (… What?)
Iggy: I don’t think the Shrugger’s Interview Show has ever witnessed an answer that long. Anyway, what are your attacks?
Fawful’s Ghost: (The one Cackletta ordered me to do in the battle consisted of me shooting a wave of energy balls, then moving in to ram one of the Bros. But I can do anything Fawful can, as well as go through walls.)
Kamek: Didn’t Cackletta not have you out when she went bye-bye? If so, how are you here?
Fawful’s Ghost: (No, she didn’t, but I was there anyways. You see, when one of the Bros. smacked me with the hammer, I teleported away for a few turns to heal my wounds. I was healing my wounds when Cackletta’s Ghost died, so when everyone went out of Bowser’s body, I simply teleported elsewhere.)
Iggy: Why did you serve Cackletta if she treated you like a mosquito?
Fawful’s Ghost: (At the beginning of the game, it was because she promised me that she would ask for more wishes, then give me one once she had the Beanstar. At the end, it was out of fear for Bowletta.)
Kamek: What were you planning to do with your wish?
Fawful’s Ghost: (Ask for more wishes, then gain the money required to open Fawful’s Sandwich Shop.)
Existence: …
Fawful’s Ghost: (… What?)
Iggy: It’s not usual to make a wish to open a sandwich shop.
Fawful’s Ghost: (But I like sandwiches!)
Iggy: Whatever. Wait a second, I thought that you wanted to be a performer!
Fawful’s Ghost: (That was my backup dream.)
Y-Naut: Zzzz… aud… zzz… ien… zzz… ce… zzz… ques… zzz… tions… zzz… Seat… zzz… ann… zzz… oying… zzz… webmaster… zzz…
Lemmy: Why haven’t I received Paper Larry’s Chapter One yet?
Shrugger: ASK A QUESTION FOR FAWFUL’S GHOST, AND I’M NOT DONE WITH IT YET!
Lemmy: Fawful’s Ghost, what do you say would be the best way to defeat Mario?
Fawful’s Ghost: (Cover him in cream cheese. Then he’ll eat himself.)
Lemmy: Awesome idea!
Pit: Seat PLAZMA!
Plazmakidz: Why am I here? Also, why do you talk so funny when you’re not translated?
Shrugger: BECAUSE YOUR AUTHOR IS FRIENDS WITH MY AUTHOR IN REAL LIFE, AND MY AUTHOR WANTED TO GIVE YOU PUBLICITY.
Fawful’s Ghost: (Because I am a fan of the Morton Talk Show, and I wanted to talk funny too. Since I spent so long with my way of talking, I lost all capabilities of normal speech except when someone translates me.
Goomboss: FINAL QUESTION! SEAT 67!
Phantos67: Why am I here? Also, what is your IQ?
Shrugger: BECAUSE I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR INCLUDING ME IN YOUR RECENT “WHICH TOURIST’S SUBMISSIONS DO YOU LIKE THE MOST?” POLL.
(Confetti falls on Phantos67.)
Phantos67: …
Fawful’s Ghost: (I don’t really know, because every time I took one the exam ended with the examiner running out of the building terrified.)
Shrugger: YOU KNOW, THE “MUSICAL GUY GETS FIRED AT THE END OF EVERY INTERVIEW” GAG IS GETTING PRETTY OLD.
(So don’t fire me?)
Shrugger: MUSICAL GUY, YOU’RE FIRED.
Musical Guy: …
Kamek: End transmission!
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