Jr. Troopa: Yeah yeah yeah. Today, I will interview this circus clown-freak. And… *sigh* come on out. (I wish I were at home watching TV…)
(Dimentio comes out from behind the curtain. The audience applauds.)
Dimentio: Ah ha ha. Thank you all for coming to my show. Not Lemmy’s show.
Lemmy (in the distance): Hey! I heard that!
Dimentio: Be quiet, you idiot!!!
Jr. Troopa: …
Dimentio: …
Jr. Troopa: …
Dimentio: …
Jr. Troopa: Ah well. Let’s get started. Question one… What would it be like if you were in Mario Kart DD?
Dimentio: That would be AWESOME! Everybody would LOVE the new me in Mario Kart DD.
Jr. Troopa: You are already yourself…
Dimentio: Dang.
Jr. Troopa: Question two… um… oh! What are your stats?
Dimentio: Max HP is 80, Attack is 2, and Def is 0. When it comes to Super Dimentio, my max HP is 200.
Jr. Troopa: Jeez, almost every enemy has no Def… Question three… Do you have a crush on somebody?
Dimentio: Um… er… uh… n-no?
(Jr. Troopa sprays Truth Spray on Dimentio.)
Dimentio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! My eyes! My very own tender eyes!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Jr. Troopa: Well?!
Dimentio: Yes…
Jr. Troopa: Who?
Dimentio: Timpani…
Tippi: O_o
Count Bleck: DIE, TRATIOR!!!
(Count Bleck takes out a fish called Red Snapper, then goes onto stage and slaps Dimentio in the face many times.)
Dimentio: *slap* Wait!!! I didn’t *slap* mean *slap, slap* GAH!!! *slap, slap, slap* JUST STOP IT, K?! *slap* Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Count Bleck: Very well then, TRAITOR. I will stop. But DON’T ever love Timpani.
Dimentio: … (Yes I do.)
Jr. Troopa: Audience time! Seat SQUARP!
Squirps: Squirps want to know if you would ever come back in another video game? SQUARP!
Dimentio: You think NOT? Yes, I WILL come back in another game! (I hope so.)
Jr. Troopa: Seat PASTA.
Mario: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Jr. Troopa said that you are a clown-freak! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Jr. Troopa: Oh well. Seat PIXEL.
Tippi: Why didn’t you just join Mario and Co. if you were helping us all this time?
Dimentio: Eh. Didn’t feel like it.
Jr. Troopa: Seat SQUARP! Oh wait… I already called that seat. Seat PINK.
Squirp: Awwwwww! Squirps feel very sad. SQEEEEP!!!
Jr. Troopa: Well you already had your turn! Seat PINK.
Peach: How did you get that weird laugh?
Dimentio: Just like Kooky Von Koopa. He wanted to try it on Mario but accidentally sprayed it on himself. And he never lost it. So that’s how I am right now. O_O.
Peach: Oh.
Jr. Troopa: Seat MIMIMIMIMIMI!
Mimi: Where is my diary?! I know that you have it!
Dimentio: (still with the Truth Spray) It’s over at the Overthere Stair.
Mimi: Really?! Hah! Thanks, loser!
(Mimi runs away.)
Dimentio: Urgh- GAH?! What just happened?
Jr. Troopa: Dude, you can’t remember? You just told her where her diary is.
Dimentio: Nnnnoooo! I wasn’t done reading it yet!
Jr. Troopa: Dude, it’s a diary. It’s something that you write your very own secrets in and nobody looks at it because there’s a lock.
Dimentio: Cool! I’m going to get one of those things! See ya!
(He runs out of the studio as everyone in the audience watches.)
Jr. Troopa: But we’re not even-
TRANSMISSION ENDED
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