(Author’s Note: My favorite Mario Kart Wii player)

(The crowd claps.)

(Dry Bones comes in and sits down in a chair.)

Plazmakidz: Lemmy!

(Lemmy appears out of nowhere on his ball)

Lemmy: Hello, Plazmakidz. What do you need?

Plazmakidz: Um… Where did these chairs come from??

Lemmy: Honestly I don’t know. Why are you even asking me?Plazmakidz: Well you own the Interview station so I thought you put them here.Lemmy: Well you’re wrong, but I’ll see you later!

(Lemmy disappears in a puff of smoke, setting off the fire alarm.)

Plazmakidz: Oh great. We are going to… uh… have a brief intermission, so… uh… See you in a few moments… I guess.

Several moments later...

Plazmakidz: So Dry Bones, how did you become a skeleton?

Dry Bones: Well I was walking around in my Dry Dry Ruins when suddenly my pet, Sir Pokey, threw one of his body parts at me. I dodged the first one but when the second one came I wasn’t so lucky…

Plazmakidz: Did every Dry Bones die this way?

Dry Bones: No, just me… Why would every Dry Bones die that way? It would just be plain weird.

Plazmakidz: That’s why I asked!!! Anyway… Why do you live in the Dry Dry Ruins?

Dry Bones: Well for one thing it’s named after me, for crying out loud!

Plazmakidz: No it’s not, it’s named after the Dry Dry Desert.

(Dry Bones leaps out of his chair, sending it tumbling off the stage and hitting the person in chair #37, which is his pet, Sir Pokey.)

Dry Bones: NO, IT’S NAMED AFTER ME, GOT IT? ME!

(By now security has come in.)

Plazmakidz: Dry Bones, sit down, NOW!!!

(Dry Bones attempts to sit down but hits the floor, not realizing that the chair is in the crowd.)

Dry Bones: (cackling laughter) I know what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to humiliate me on public TV!

Bowser Jr: We’re on TV?! Hi Dad!!!

Bowser: JR!!! I’M RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!! *sigh* Now we’re both humiliated…

Plazmakidz: Anyway, Dry Bones… I am not trying to humiliate you!

Dry Bones: Yes you are!!!

(Dry Bones and Plazmakidz get in a fight.)