Jukilum: Here we are, on location with a Whacka who would like to make himself known to the world! So, what is life like being a Whacka?

Whacka: Well, life is tough. People like to whack me.

Jukilum: Ah, hence the name.

Whacka: Right. I just innocently pop up to say hello to people- we Whackas are very nice- and then we get whacked!

Jukilum: I hear that the usual tool is a hammer.

Whacka: Well, I can't ever really tell. If I saw the weapon that was about to whack me I would go back underground before I could get whacked, so it is always a surprise.

Jukilum: Well, you sure are persistent to continue to pop up when life is so hard.

Whacka: I suppose so...

Jukilum: Let's move on to some questions from our fans! First question: what is a Whacka's bump?

Whacka: You know how when you get hit really hard you can get a bump on your head? Well that's what a Whacka's bump is.

Jukilum: Disturbing... Second question: Is it true that you are on the endangered species list?

Whacka: Never seen it. I haven't ever been above ground for long enough to see it.

Jukilum: Because of the whacking?

Whacka: Right.

Jukilum: Last question. What would you do if I were to whack you right now?

Whacka: Oh, so this Interview is just to give you a chance to get a Whacka's Bump?!

Jukilum: No, that's not what I meant-

Whacka: I see that hammer behind your back, you’re gonna-

(WHACK)

Jukilum: So now we know that they don't really go underground when they see a hammer! That wraps up our Interview, see you next time!

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