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IGGY KOOPA AND BABY DK interview LYDIA
 
By Iggy Koopa
Iggy Koopa: Hi! I'm Iggy Koopa! Me and my partner, Baby DK, are going to interview Lydia!  
 
Lydia: Hello.  
 
Audience: AHHH!!!  
 
(Half of the audience runs away.)  
 
Luigi: Take this!  
 
(Luigi tries to suck up Lydia, but it doesn't work.)  
 
Luigi: Huh?  
 
Lydia: *sigh* You have to find my heart. Wind.  
 
(Luigi starts looking for a window.)  
 
Iggy Koopa: Luigi... I don't like wind. I have no windows.  
 
Luigi: NOOOOOOOO!  
 
(Luigi runs away in horror.)  
 
Jock Jamboy: Hey, dude! Start this thing!  
 
Iggy Koopa: K, dude!  
 
Jamboy: Awesome!  
 
Baby DK: Q number one: Are you really Sue Pea's mother?  
 
Lydia: No. I'm her aunt.  
 
Iggy Koopa: Q number two: How old were you when you died?  
 
Lydia: ... 20...  
 
Baby DK: AUDIENCE QUESTION TIME!!!  
 
Iggy Koopa: Seat 1!  
 
...  
 
Baby DK: That seat left earlier.  
 
Iggy Koopa: Seat # 100!  
 
Jamboy: Hey, how oldja now?  
 
Lydia: 50.  
 
B. DK: Seat 50!  
 
...  
 
B. DK: Seat 51!  
 
Zip Toad: Hey, are you... rich?  
 
Lydia: I was... until Luigi stole my bank account from life.  
 
Iggy Koopa: Seat 80!  
 
Mammy: Is... there another home you live in now?  
 
Lydia: Gallery. E. Gadd made an exception for me for this Interview.  
 
Jackster: I'm running outta film!  
 
Baby DK: Supercalifragilisticexpialidosus!  
 
Iggy Koopa: END TRANSMISSION!!!  
 
(After the Interview, Lydia steals my stuff.)  
 
Lydia: Hahahahahahahahaha!  
 
Jackster: Hey, uh, my camera's yellow, not gold.  
 
Lydia: Oh. Here.  
 
(Lydia drops the camera.)  
 
Iggy Koopa: My cell phone and my cousin's Gameboy Advance SP!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!  
 
(Lydia flies into the hallway, where Luigi has an open window. She goes to close it and Luigi sucks her up!)  
 
Iggy Koopa: Oh boy! Thanks, Luigi!  
 
(Luigi ejects my stuff and I set my Interview back up.)  
 
Jackster: Oops. I forgot to turn off my camera.  
 
Iggy Koopa: ALL OF THAT WAS RECORDED?!  
 
Jackster: Uh... Yeah...  
 
Iggy Koopa: Take 50 coins for thanks!  
 
Jackster: Cooool!  
 
Iggy Koopa: END TRANSMISSION!!!

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