Fireball: Hello and welcome to my great Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: Why do I come here again?
Roy: Maybe blackmail, or maybe this show rocks!
Luigi: Blackmail?
Roy: Uh... Never mind, Luigi.
Luigi: ?
Fireball: Or is it maybe we sent it to everyone already and Luigi does not know?
Roy: It's that!
Fireball: Good!
Luigi: WHAT?!
Fireball: It's ok, Luigi.
Luigi: You sent blackmail of me out there and you say it's ok?!
Roy: Yes.
Luigi: !!!
Fireball: Now calm down, Luigi.
Luigi: !!
Roy: Get rid of those... things!
Luigi: !
Fireball: One more left.
Luigi: ...
Fireball: That's better.
Roy: All it takes is two people who are awesome and know what they’re doing.
Fireball: That's right.
Luigi: ...
Roy: Now that Luigi has finally calmed down, let's get this Interview on!
Mario: Who are you interviewing?
Roy: Someone with a round cap who has the letter C in his name.
Fireball: Wait... I thought we were interviewing Toad.
Roy: We are?!
Fireball: Yeah.
Roy: Well nobody told me!
Fireball: Well nobody tells me who I'm interviewing, and I do a good job.
Roy: Really.
Fireball: Yes.
Roy: I see.
Fireball: Well who are we interviewing today?
Roy: Someone with the letter C.
(Toad comes in and sits down.)
Fireball: You have the letter C in your name?
Toad: Nope.
Roy: A shock to us all.
Toad: How true is that?
Fireball: Really true.
Toad: Well are you guys going to interview me?
Roy: I image we will.
Toad: Ok...
Wario: I can't see!
Roy: Why?
Wario: ‘Cause my eyes are closed.
Fireball: Nice trick, Wario.
Wario: Thanks.
Fireball: Cool.
Roy: First question, why do you work for Peach?
Toad: You got to get money somehow.
Roy: I see your point.
Bowser: I don't work and I have a castle.
Toad: Shut up!
Fireball: Next question, how come Peach hires you if you’re not strong?
Toad: For cleaning and stuff.
Roy: That must be sad.
Toad: And that's not even the worst part!
Fireball: Go on...
Toad: Well I guess that's it really.
Fireball: Cool!
Toad: Well it's not cool at all!
Roy: Just shut up, Toad!
Toad: Fine!
Roy: Next question, were you in Mario Sunshine?
Toad: NO! They had new Toads to work for Peach, and I was left out!
Fireball: I see.
Toad: YOU’D BETTER SEE MY POINT BECAUSE IT'S A GOOD POINT!
Everyone: ...
Peach: Ok...
Toad: There! All the hate is gone... for now.
Fireball: Next question, what game would you like to be in?
Toad: Super Smash Bros. Brawl! I would get payback at Peach!
Peach: I'm right here, you know!
Toad: Whatever you say, Mr. ???.
Peach: !!!???
Mario: HI!
Roy: Last question, What's with the hat?
Toad: This is not a hat... It's the real deal.
Fireball: Just tell us.
Toad: It's glued on... It's like that for all Toads.
Fireball: Well it's seat time now, where you can ask Toad questions.
Roy: That's right, everyone!
Fireball: Seat 756.
Blooper: Can you beat any minions?
Toad: Maybe some Goombas and Koopas but that's about it.
Blooper: You’re a wimp.
Toad: !!!
(Toad gets in a fight with the Blooper and beats it up Blooper in 5 seconds)
Blooper: ... Ow...
Toad: Never say wimp to a Toad.
Roy: Seat 77.
Goomba 647: What's your favorite music?
Toad: Mario Party music is cool.
Goomba 647: Ok.
Toad: Do you have a problem with that?
Mario: I'm so confused!
Wario: About what?
Luigi: *sigh*
Waluigi: Waluigi is number one!
Roy: ...
Toadsworth: I say fatty!
Wario: WHAT?!
Fireball: Shut up!
Everyone: ...
Fireball: Thank you!
Toad: ...
Fireball: Seat 8,536.
Shy Guy: Are Toads smart?
Toad: Yes.
Shy Guy: WOW!
Toad: Grrrrrrrrr!
Roy: Seat 748.
Wario: Why do Toads worry so much?
Toad: We worry when Peach is gone because we get no paycheck unless Mario gets her back.
Wario: WOW!
Toad: Ok...
Fireball: Last seat, and it's seat 74.
Mario: Do you really think you could bea... Wait a minute... Toad is not a bad guy!
Roy: That's right.
Mario: Umm... Do you have a girlfriend?
Toad: Yes... It's Toadette!
Mario: Oh yeah!
Roy: Well that's all for today, everyone!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: End transmission.
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