(Author’s note: At one point one last interview, Goomboss used an attack called Royal Beam, saying that it was inspired by Superjeff64. Well, it actually was a move inspired by Crankymama5452 in his FF, Koopamon. Sorry, Crankymama5452!)
Goomboss: WELL? HOW IS THE NEW WHEEL OF INTERVIEWEES GOING?
Y-Naut: We would have it done, but the author wants Season 1 to last at least 25 episodes. So, we’ll just need to interview the people we have.
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Shrugger: MUSICAL GUY, YOU’RE REHIRED.
(Yes! Anyway, Goomboss looks towards the audience… and only sees Kamek, Iggy, and Fawful’s Ghost.)
Goomboss: YOU GUYS ARE STILL HERE?
Kamek: Nothin’ better to do.
Goomboss: THEN YOU WILL INTERVIEW EACH OTHER FOR THE NEXT THREE INTERVIEWS.
Iggy: Do we have to?
Shrugger: YES.
Iggy: Awww…
Y-Naut: Enough! Musical Guy, begin!
(Last time on… Lemmy bursts in in ANOTHER rocket, but just before he says his catchphrase, he gets smacked by a fully charged Homerun Bat. Anyway, last time on The Shrugger’s Interview Show, Kamek and Iggy got resurrected from the dead! Also, that one Hyper Goomba didn’t show up for once!)
Fawful‘s Ghost: The person that is you is idiotic! You person-who-owned-a-dojo-in-Super-Mario-RPG-ed the group whose names appeared in this Interview’s title! (You idiot! You jinxed us!)
Iggy: Let’s just start. How did you become head Magikoopa?
Kamek: It’s long been a royal tradition that the brother who possesses the most magic talent of every second generation’s king must become the Royal Magikoopa. I was one of Morton Sr’s brothers, and I was skilled with magic. Figure it out for yourself.
Fawful’s Ghost: I am of the asking how did first-three-letters-of-the-current-interviewee’s-name-my and first-three-letters-of-the-current-interviewee’s-name-ella become the status that is held by the person who is the interviewee. (How did Kammy and Kamella become Royal Magikoopas?)
Kamek: Made a bunch of money appear in front of them while they were talking to Bowser. End of story.
Iggy: Which Koopaling do you think is gonna become Royal Magikoopa at the end of our childhood?
Kamek: Probably you, but watch out for Wendy.
Iggy: Awesome!
Fawful’s Ghost: I-
Shrugger: YES, I’M STILL HERE, ANYWAY, MY HUMAN ALTER EGO JUST TOLD ME TO TELL KAMEK TO AUTOMATICALY TRANSLATE ALL OF FAWFULS’ SENTENCES SO HE DOSEN’T HAVE TO TYPE THEM ALL OUT.
Kamek: Done.
Fawful‘s Ghost: (Aw, man! Who’s Psycho Kamek?)
Kamek: A clone of mine made by Kammy and Kamella, meant to get me fired. However, I teleported the clone to Little Fungi Town before Bowser could see it.
Iggy: What’s that spell you used on Mario at the beginning of Super Mario Galaxy?
Kamek: Meleeflector. In other words, it has the exact same effect as Fox’s Down-B attack in Melee, only it’s small and can move.
Fawful‘s Ghost: (Which would you rather be in, Super Smash Bros. or Mario Kart?)
Kamek: Mario Kart. Smash Bros. wouldn’t be challenging enough.
Iggy: AUDIENCE QUESTIONS! Seat WAITAMINUTETHISSEATISEMPTY…NOWITSNOT!
The Hyper Goomba From Every Single One Of My Interviews Except For My Last One: DUDE! LIKE, WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE MINION BESIDES MAGIKOOPAS?
Fawful‘s Ghost: (Told ya.)
(Oh, keep it to yourself.)
Kamek: Shy Guys. They’re absolutely perfect for the strategist that I am.
Fawful’s Ghost: (Seat WELCOMENEWGALAXYWHICHINSOMEFORMOFGREECE MEANSMILKYWAY!)
Marton (Yes, they’re still fused and they just got here): What-a is your favorite Koopaling, Koopa Kid, son of my arch-enemy/dad?
Kamek: Ludwig. He has the same style as me, only he uses technology instead of magic.
Iggy: FINAL QUESTION! SEAT BLUESHROOB!
Shrugger: IF YOU COULD, WOULD YOU BETRAY BOWSER?
Kamek: YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!!!
Y-Naut: So for the fourth time, Musical Guy, you’re fired…
Musical Guy: *sigh…*
Y-Naut: Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease give us feedback, and END TRANSMISSION!
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