Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my awesome Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Luigi: This show is soooooo stupid!
Waluigi: What Luigi said!
Roy: At least E. Gadd is not against us... But who would care anyway?
Fireball: What a great point.
Mario: Is there going to be random Interview today, Fireball?
Fireball: There's a random interview every day, Mario.
Mario: Cool!
Roy: How true is that?
Wario: Really true if you ask me.
Fireball: Yep!
Mario: So who are you interviewing today?
Fireball: A Koopa named… K…o…o…p…e…r.
Mario: ?
Fireball: Kooper!
Mario: Oh.
Wario: Wha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Roy: Why are you laughing, Wario?
Wario: The great Wario laughs when he wants to!
Roy: Cool.
Wario: I know!
Roy: Cool.
Wario: The great Wario shall now eat this sub with his pinky!
(Wario does what he said.)
Wario: Sweet!
Fireball: That was sweet to watch.
Wario: The great Wario is full now! Sweet!
Mario: That's nice.
Wario: I know!
Koops: I'm better then Kooper!
Fireball: Why do you say that, Koops?
Koops: You interviewed me first, right?
Fireball: That was because you were the only I could find... And Kooper is better then you... Yeah.
Koops:...
Fireball: Soooooooo yeah.
Koops:...
Roy: Shut up!
Fireball: Me or Koops?
Roy: Koops!
Fireball: Sweet!
(Kooper comes in.)
Fireball: What are you doing here, Kooper?
Kooper: You’re going to interview me.
Roy: We are?!
Kooper: Yep.
Fireball: Oh... I don't remember that.
Kooper: You were talking about it a couple of minutes ago!
Fireball and Roy: ...
Kooper: The Interview!
Fireball and Roy: ...
Kooper: Remember!
Fireball: OH! You’re right. I'll ask him now.
Kooper:?
Fireball: Luigi!
Luigi: What?
Fireball: Where's your Mr. L costume?
Luigi: ?
Fireball: There, Kooper! Happy?
Kooper: NO!
Roy: Then are you confused.
Kooper: YES!
Fireball: What?
Kooper: Yes.
Roy: Oh.
Fireball: Now to interview you.
Kooper: ...
Roy: First question, did you really need Mario's help in Paper Mario to get your shell back?
Kooper: Of course! Would you go out without your shell on?!
Roy: ... You’ve got a point!
Kooper: Dang right I got a point!
Fireball: Take it easy, Kooper! Gosh!
Kooper: ...
Fireball: Yeah.
Kooper: ...
Fireball: Next question, do you still hang out with Kolorado?
Kooper: A little. Yeah.
Roy: Did you find anything good yet?
Kooper: We found gold.
Roy: You should be rich!
Kooper: I am a little...
Fireball: Cool!
Kooper: I know!
Roy: Next question, who did you like the most out of your teammates in Paper Mario besides Mario?
Kooper: I'd say that would be Goombario and Spike.
Fireball: They do seem cool.
Kooper: Yep.
Roy: The Koopa Bros. are weak!
Kooper: ?
Roy: Random!
Kooper: Oh.
Fireball: Random stuff is awesome.
Roy: Yep.
Fireball: Next question, do you know if Koops is your cousin or brother or something like that?
Kooper: Koops is not my brother, and he's not even my friend really!
Fireball: Awesome!
Kooper: I know.
Roy: Sweet!
Kooper: I know.
Fireball: Ok, let's just interview now.
Roy: K.
Fireball: ... Ask the question!
Roy: Last question, why are there a block in your village?
Kooper: Well one day Kolorado said it was priceless and put it there... Then Mario pushed it around.
Roy: I see.
Kooper: Yep.
Fireball and Roy: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 576.
Yoshi: Yoshi wonder about blue shell?
Kooper: It was a gift to me from my parents.
Yoshi: YOSHI!
Roy: Ok. Seat 62.
Luigi: Do you know if the Koopa Bros. were just normal Koopas before?
Kooper: Yeah. They went evil all of a sudden for some reason.
Fireball: Seat 45.
Boo: What was your shell color before it was blue?
Kooper: It used to be a red and green color.
Boo: That must havelooked cool.
Kooper: For a while it did.
Boo: ?
Kooper: What?
Boo: Nothing.
Roy: Seat 7,452.
X-Naut: Would you ever come to the dark side?
Roy: ???!!!
Fireball: I thought you would say dude or like or something?!
X-Naut: That's not me... It's him!
X-Naut Dude: Like, what dude?
Fireball: Ok.... Just answer the question, Kooper!
Kooper: NO!
Fireball: Last seat, and it's Mario42378Mario.
Mario: Did you really think you could bea... What...? He's good!
Fireball: That's right, Mario.
Mario: You should’ve got a villan!
Fireball: Just give him a question Mario.
Mario: Fine! … Do you have a girlfriend like Koops?
Kooper: No.
Mario: Thank goodness! Because I hate Koopie whatever her name is.
Koops: !!!
Roy: That's all for today, folks!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: End transmission.
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