FIREBALL AND ROY interview MR. L
 
By Fireball

Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my awesome Interview show!

Mario: Cool!

Wario: Sweet!

Everyone: ...

Roy: Where's Luigi?

Fireball: I know! He should be saying this show is stupid by now.

Roy: Do you know, Mario?

Mario: No idea.

Fireball: Well who cares anyway?

Roy: Who are we interviewing?

Fireball: Toad.

(Fireball gets a note.)

Fireball: Well ok then.

Roy: What did it say?

Fireball: It said Toad was to lazy to get up here.

Roy: Did he write it?

Fireball: Yes.

Roy: If he's lazy... why did he write it?

Everyone: *gasp*

Fireball: That's a very good point.

Roy: Indeed.

Wario: So who are you interviewing?

Roy: I don't know.

Fireball: Someone random, I bet.

Roy: It's always random!

Fireball: Indeed.

Wario: So when is he planning to come in?

Peach: It could be a she, you know!

Wario: Oh please!

Peach: Grrrrrrr!

Wario: Wha ha ha ha ha!

Peach: What are you laughing at?

Wario: The great Wario loves to make you angry!

Peach: Why?

Wario: The great Wario does not know.

Peach: Oh.

Wario: Yep.

Bowser: Is he coming in soon?!

Fireball: I don't know, tubby.

Bowser: Don't call me that!

Fireball: Fine!

Bowser: Sweet!

Roy: Sooooooo come in, ???!

(??? comes in.)

Fireball: Hi Luigi.

Mr. L: Luigi? It's me! The Green Thunder!

Everyone: ...

Mr. L: Mr. L!

Everyone: ...

Mr. L: The best villain ever!

Everyone: ...

Mr. L: Super Paper Mario.

Everyone: ...

Mr. L: I don't know how to explain that any more.

Everyone: Mr. L! OH!

Mr. L: Finally!

Fireball: AKA, Luigi.

Mr. L: ?

Roy: He does not know.

Fireball: Oh yeah.

Mr. L: The Green Thunder does not know what?!

Fireball: Nothing.

Mr. L: Are you going to interview the best villain yet or what?!

Fireball: Go, Roy.

Roy: First question, what happened to Brobot?

Mr. L: He's gone now!

Fireball: Really?

Mr. L: He makes a great TV.

Roy: That's nice.

Mario: Indeed.

Fireball: Next question, why The Green Thunder?

Mr. L: Could you think of a better name?

Fireball: ... Got me there.

Mr. L: And I wear green and thunder stikes... just like I do.

Roy: I didn't ask for your lifetime story, buddy!

Mr. L: Fireball asked me.

Roy: ... Shut up!

Mr. L: No one shuts up, Mr. L!

Roy: ... Shut up!

Mr. L: No one shuts up Mr. L!

Fireball: Both of you shut up!

Mr. L: ... No on-

(Fireball punches Mr. L)

Mr. L: That hurt!

Fireball: Shut up!

Mr. L: Fine! Mr. L shall stirke again...

Roy: Next question, why are you evil?

Mr. L: ... I want to takeover the world probably.

Roy: ... Oh yeah... That's what all villains do.

Mr. L: Except for Bowser... He tries to steal Peach.

Fireball: How true is that?

Roy: That's really true.

Fireball: Indeed.

Mario: Cool!

Fireball: Next question, would you steal Peach?

Mr. L: Yes.

Mario: Well don't!

Mr. L: Why?

Mario: Because then it makes my job harder...

Mr. L: Fine then.

Roy: Last question, if you could steal a person and put him or her in a cage, who would it be?

Mr. L: Mario.

Mario: That would be a waste of time... You know I would get out.

Mr. L: You can't!

Mario: Why?

Mr. L: Because I am Mr. L!

Mario: … So?

Mr. L: It means I am Mr. L.

Mario: Shut up.

Mr. L: No on-

Fireball: SHUT UP!

Everyone: ...

Fireball: Sorry.

Everyone: It's ok.

Fireball: Cool!

Wario: Sweet!

Fireball and Roy: Seat time!

Everyone: Sweet!

Roy: I know...

Fireball: Seat 7,098.

Waluigi: Would you let me join your team?

Mr. L: NO! Mr.L works by himself and for himself.

Waluigi: I’ve still got Wario.

Fireball: ...

Waluigi: What?

Fireball: Nothing! Can't I do it for once?

Waluigi: Well I see no harm...

Fireball: Shut up!

Waluigi: Ok.

Roy: Seat 766.

Bowser: You know you’re just Luigi, right?

Mr. L: ... Who is this Luigi you speak of?

Bowser: (out loud) Moron.

Luigi: What?!

Bowser: (whispering) Nothing.

Fireball: Bowser, you whisper moron, then you yell out loud nothing.

Bowser: Oh... Can I try that again?

Mr. L: Ok.

Bowser: You know you’re just Luigi, right?

Mr. L: ... Who is his Luigi you speak of?

Bowser: (whispering) Moron.

Mr. L: What?!

Bowser: (out loud) Nothing!

Mr. L: Ok then.

Fireball: Ok... Seat 65.

Wario: How do you do?

Mr. L: Just fine... thanks.

Roy: Some class, Wario.

Wario: WHA?

Roy: Never mind.

Fireball: Hio.

Roy: That a catchphrase or something.

Fireball: Yeah... I guess.

Roy: Fine! Seat 857.

Goomba 765,937,689,376,945,769,569: Would you like some minions?

Mr. L: NO! Did you not hear? Mr. L works by himself and for himself... except if I'm really lazy that day. Then I hire some minions.

Fireball: Ok... Last seat, and it's seat Mario858585858585858585858858Mario.

Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?

Mr. L: Yes!

Mario: Well HA!

Roy: That's it for today, everyone!

Mario: Dang!

Roy: I know, Mario.

Fireball: End transmission.

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