Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my awesome Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Everyone: ...
Fireball: I know! He should be saying this show is stupid by now.
Roy: Do you know, Mario?
Mario: No idea.
Fireball: Well who cares anyway?
Roy: Who are we interviewing?
Fireball: Toad.
(Fireball gets a note.)
Fireball: Well ok then.
Roy: What did it say?
Fireball: It said Toad was to lazy to get up here.
Roy: Did he write it?
Fireball: Yes.
Roy: If he's lazy... why did he write it?
Everyone: *gasp*
Fireball: That's a very good point.
Roy: Indeed.
Wario: So who are you interviewing?
Roy: I don't know.
Fireball: Someone random, I bet.
Roy: It's always random!
Fireball: Indeed.
Wario: So when is he planning to come in?
Peach: It could be a she, you know!
Wario: Oh please!
Peach: Grrrrrrr!
Wario: Wha ha ha ha ha!
Peach: What are you laughing at?
Wario: The great Wario loves to make you angry!
Peach: Why?
Wario: The great Wario does not know.
Peach: Oh.
Wario: Yep.
Bowser: Is he coming in soon?!
Fireball: I don't know, tubby.
Bowser: Don't call me that!
Fireball: Fine!
Bowser: Sweet!
Roy: Sooooooo come in, ???!
(??? comes in.)
Fireball: Hi Luigi.
Mr. L: Luigi? It's me! The Green Thunder!
Everyone: ...
Mr. L: Mr. L!
Everyone: ...
Mr. L: The best villain ever!
Everyone: ...
Mr. L: Super Paper Mario.
Everyone: ...
Mr. L: I don't know how to explain that any more.
Everyone: Mr. L! OH!
Mr. L: Finally!
Fireball: AKA, Luigi.
Mr. L: ?
Roy: He does not know.
Fireball: Oh yeah.
Mr. L: The Green Thunder does not know what?!
Fireball: Nothing.
Mr. L: Are you going to interview the best villain yet or what?!
Fireball: Go, Roy.
Roy: First question, what happened to Brobot?
Mr. L: He's gone now!
Fireball: Really?
Mr. L: He makes a great TV.
Roy: That's nice.
Mario: Indeed.
Fireball: Next question, why The Green Thunder?
Mr. L: Could you think of a better name?
Fireball: ... Got me there.
Mr. L: And I wear green and thunder stikes... just like I do.
Roy: I didn't ask for your lifetime story, buddy!
Mr. L: Fireball asked me.
Roy: ... Shut up!
Mr. L: No one shuts up, Mr. L!
Roy: ... Shut up!
Mr. L: No one shuts up Mr. L!
Fireball: Both of you shut up!
Mr. L: ... No on-
(Fireball punches Mr. L)
Mr. L: That hurt!
Fireball: Shut up!
Mr. L: Fine! Mr. L shall stirke again...
Roy: Next question, why are you evil?
Mr. L: ... I want to takeover the world probably.
Roy: ... Oh yeah... That's what all villains do.
Mr. L: Except for Bowser... He tries to steal Peach.
Fireball: How true is that?
Roy: That's really true.
Fireball: Indeed.
Mario: Cool!
Fireball: Next question, would you steal Peach?
Mr. L: Yes.
Mario: Well don't!
Mr. L: Why?
Mario: Because then it makes my job harder...
Mr. L: Fine then.
Roy: Last question, if you could steal a person and put him or her in a cage, who would it be?
Mr. L: Mario.
Mario: That would be a waste of time... You know I would get out.
Mr. L: You can't!
Mario: Why?
Mr. L: Because I am Mr. L!
Mario: … So?
Mr. L: It means I am Mr. L.
Mario: Shut up.
Mr. L: No on-
Fireball: SHUT UP!
Everyone: ...
Fireball: Sorry.
Everyone: It's ok.
Fireball: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Fireball and Roy: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Roy: I know...
Fireball: Seat 7,098.
Waluigi: Would you let me join your team?
Mr. L: NO! Mr.L works by himself and for himself.
Waluigi: I’ve still got Wario.
Fireball: ...
Waluigi: What?
Fireball: Nothing! Can't I do it for once?
Waluigi: Well I see no harm...
Fireball: Shut up!
Waluigi: Ok.
Roy: Seat 766.
Bowser: You know you’re just Luigi, right?
Mr. L: ... Who is this Luigi you speak of?
Bowser: (out loud) Moron.
Luigi: What?!
Bowser: (whispering) Nothing.
Fireball: Bowser, you whisper moron, then you yell out loud nothing.
Bowser: Oh... Can I try that again?
Mr. L: Ok.
Bowser: You know you’re just Luigi, right?
Mr. L: ... Who is his Luigi you speak of?
Bowser: (whispering) Moron.
Mr. L: What?!
Bowser: (out loud) Nothing!
Mr. L: Ok then.
Fireball: Ok... Seat 65.
Wario: How do you do?
Mr. L: Just fine... thanks.
Roy: Some class, Wario.
Wario: WHA?
Roy: Never mind.
Fireball: Hio.
Roy: That a catchphrase or something.
Fireball: Yeah... I guess.
Roy: Fine! Seat 857.
Goomba 765,937,689,376,945,769,569: Would you like some minions?
Mr. L: NO! Did you not hear? Mr. L works by himself and for himself... except if I'm really lazy that day. Then I hire some minions.
Fireball: Ok... Last seat, and it's seat Mario858585858585858585858858Mario.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?
Mr. L: Yes!
Mario: Well HA!
Roy: That's it for today, everyone!
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario.
Fireball: End transmission.
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