Fireball: Hello, and welcome to my Interview show!
Mario: Cool!
Wario: Sweet!
Roy: Yo!
Yoshi: Yoshi!
Waluigi: ... Hi.
Everyone but Waluigi: Way to spoil everything, Waluigi!
Waluigi: *sigh*
Fireball: It's a shame you sigh at my Interview show, Waluigi!
Waluigi: It's a shame you don't shut up!
Fireball: I can't shut up!
Waluigi: Why?
Fireball: I have to interview! Why do you talk when you can just shut up?
Waluigi: ... Got me there.
Fireball: Sweet!
Roy: Everything is sweet... like cake!
Fireball: Well today is one of my biggest Interviews...
Roy: Why's that?
Everyone: Yeah! What Roy said!
Fireball: I interview the last Koopaling today...
Wario: Who is it?
Fireball: I think it was... Now I just forget.
Roy: Well... It was a koopaling...
Mario: Was it Wendy?!
Fireball: Why would she be important?
Mario: ... I have no idea.
Fireball: ... It's not Morton.
Roy: Who cares? He'll come in!
Fireball: I just hope so... But tell everyone about the Koopalings.
Roy: We were going to interview every Koopaling We did me, Iggy, Larry, Morton, Wendy, Ludwig, and now someone else that's a Koopa.
Fireball: Should I make a poll?
Roy: About what?
Fireball: What Interview did you like best?
Roy: I don't know.
Fireball: Well come in Mister Question Mark!
(??? comes in.)
Fireball: Oh yeah... It's Lemmy.
Roy: Well this interview is going to be good!
Fireball: I know.
Roy: Yeah...
Fireball: Yep!
Lemmy: Do you guys always act like morons?
Roy: NO! ... Yeah.
Fireball: He got us there.
Roy: He sure did.
Lemmy: Yep.
Everyone: ...
Fireball: Sooooooooo... Should I ask you the questions now or later?
Lemmy: Now would be a great time to do it.
Roy: Why's that?
Lemmy: ‘Cause then you don't have to do it later.
Fireball: You make a great point there, Lemmy.
Lemmy: Thanks.
Roy: It's what we do best... I think.
Lemmy: Cool.
Fireball: Just ask the question, Roy.
Roy: First question, how come you are on a ball all the time... Well, most of the time?
Lemmy: It's fun and I don't walk well... Well I walk ok but I fall sometimes.
Roy: Really?
Lemmy: Yep.
Fireball: That's nice.
Mario: It sure is!
Fireball: Next question, did you get to pick your land or did Bowser just give it to you?
Lemmy: We had to pick out of a hat and that was the land we got.
Bowser: Good thing you picked the ones you liked.
Mario: How do you know that, Bowser?
Bowser: I have no idea.
Luigi: I hate this show!
Fireball: SHUT UP, LUIGI!
Luigi: *sigh*
Fireball: Now you’re just asking for it!
Luigi: ?
Roy: Next questio-
Fireball: That's right, Luigi... You question mark.
Roy: ... Next question, in Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga, did you really think that was King Dad.
Lemmy: Not really, I was planning to beat him up. But then I thought if it was really King Dad, he would kill me!
Roy: Same thoughts here.
Lemmy: Sure.
Roy: Shut up!
Lemmy: Sure.
Roy: Shut up!
Lemmy: Why?
Roy: I have no idea.
Mario: HI!
Fireball: Next question, would you say you’re one of the strong Koopalings?
Lemmy: Hmmm... Yeah.
Fireball: Very nice.
Lemmy: Indeed.
Fireball: Yep. Mario: Do the Mario!
Fireball: After the Interview is over, Mario... Then a party at your house and Luigi will clean up the mess.
Luigi: *groan*
Wario: SHUT UP, LUIGI!
Luigi: *sigh, groan*
Fireball: He talks waay to much.
Roy: Next question, if you could have one of the other Koopalings’ lands, what one would it be?
Lemmy: Hmmmmmmm... Pipe Land! More time to plot against Mario because it would take him forever to get though the land!
Roy: How nice.
Lemmy: I know.
Fireball: ...
Wario: Ha!
Fireball: Next question, what Koopaling do you hate the most?
Lemmy: Simple. Wendy.
Wendy: WHAT?!
Fireball: You heard the Koopa!
(Wendy leaves.)
Wario: How random.
Mario: Everything is random.
Wario: Indeed.
Roy: Last question, would you like to fly?
Lemmy: No.
Roy: That's good enough for me.
Fireball: Same here.
Fireball and Roy: Seat time!
Everyone: Sweet!
Fireball: I know.
Roy: Yep.
Fireball: Seat 7,458.
Wario: Would you sell your wand?
Lemmy: I would never sell my wand!
Wario: Dang! Then I stole money for nothing... Wait... I could buy anything else... Ok then.
Roy: Seat 5,626.
X-Naut: Like, dude, who's your, like, favorite, like, minion?
Lemmy: I don't know. Hammer Bro?
Roy: Hammer Bros. rock!
Lemmy: I guess.
Roy: Sweet!
Fireball: Seat 758.
Bowser: Do you mind the heat?
Lemmy: No. Why?
Bowser: ‘Cause I just wanted to ask.
Lemmy: Oh.
Roy: Seat 555.
Blooper: Can you swim?
Lemmy: Nope.
Blooper: Oh.
Lemmy: Yeah.
Fireball: Seat 758.
Toad: Why don't you steal the Toads?
Lemmy: You want to know why?
Toad: Yes.
Lemmy: What are you guys good for?!
Toad: We’re good at cleaning stuff and cooking.
Lemmy: Really?
Toad: Yes.
Lemmy: Can you make chocolate chip cookies?
Toad: I make the best ever.
(Toad makes them in 54 seconds and gives one to Lemmy, Fireball, and Roy)
Lemmy, Fireball, and Roy: Awesome cookies!
Toad: Sweet!
Roy: Seat 583.
Ludwig: Would you like a new ball?
Lemmy: No.
Ludwig: What a waste of coins!
Lemmy: Did you get me one?
Ludwig: No. I just said something random.
Lemmy: Oh.
Fireball: Last seat, and it's seat Mario5464644Mario.
Mario: Did you really think you could beat me?!
Lemmy: Yes!
Mario: Well HA!
Roy: That's all for today.
Mario: Dang!
Roy: I know, Mario... PARTY AT MARIO'S HOUSE! LUIGI GETS TO CLEAN THE MESS!
(Everyone starts to run to Mario's place.)
Fireball: End transmission.
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