(Early in the morning, Your Twin the Fourth and a Mii that looks like him arrive in the former’s studio.)
YTtF: Hi, Narrator. Let me introduce this guy over here. Your Mii the Fourth, meet Narrator! Narrator, meet Your Mii the Fourth!
YMtF and Me: Nice to meet you.
YTtF: Great, huh? He’s gonna be my cameraman for the time being. I brought him to life using this wand infused with the GRAND HOLY FORCE! I even made a duplicate and absorbed MORE power! If you don’t believe me, watch! GRAND HOLY FORCE!
(A magic smoke grenade falls on YTtF’s head. Through the smoke, we see that YTtF collapses. A spirit-like entity floats out of his body, turning him into a dead Duplighost. The spirit-like entity turns into Iggy when the smoke clears. Iggy then shrinks the Duplighost with the GHF and stuffs him in his shell.)
Iggy: The Sacred Holy Laws of Interviewing forbid me to interview as myself twice in a row. So I’m impersonating my Plit alter-ego!
(Good for you. Start setting up. An hour later, the audience pours in.)
Iggy: Welcome to Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview Show! Your Twin the Fourth is, uh, sick, so I’m, uh, replacing him! Our interviewee is Lemmy. You, the Mii over there, start filming!
(Lemmy then rolls in.)
Iggy: First question. If you had to pick an ice minion, which one would you pick?
Lemmy: I like Glurps, because they are so cunning and flexible… kind of.
Iggy: Second question. Why do you love ice so much?
Lemmy: Ever since I was given Ice Land, I’ve taken a liking to it. It’s very versatile when used correctly. Ice shields are useful, too.
Iggy: Third question. Why haven’t you tried to improve your walking skills?
Lemmy: It’s just too quick to roll around on a ball!
Iggy: Last question, then audience time. Why do you have rainbow hair?
Lemmy: Clawdia accidentally swallowed a bucket of rainbow paint when I was born/hatched.
Iggy: Seat GUY WHO WAS CONFUSED WITH SUMO BRO IN NSMB.
Sledge Bro: Why does your mecha in Yoshi’s Safari look like the Koopa Clown Copter?
Lemmy: I wasn’t feeling very creative when I told Iggy how to design my mecha.
Iggy: Seat FREAKY DISGUISING WAND.
Goodstyle: Why a Mohawk?
Lemmy: There’s always a chance that I can slash an enemy with it.
Iggy: Seat UNCLE.
Wart: Why do you have a lazy eye?
Lemmy: The result of falling off my ball too many times.
Iggy: Final question. Seat I’MTOOHOTTOOTOUCH.
Fryguy: Would you die if a fire enemy attacked you?
Lemmy: No, but close.
Fryguy: D’OH!
Iggy: That’s it for Your Twin the Fourth’s Interview Show! End Transmission!
(Transmission Ended)
After Lemmy leaves...
YMtF: You did a very good job.
Iggy: Thanks!
(Suddenly, the real Iggy enters. From now on, whenever the two Iggys are in the same scene, I’ll call YTtF “Iggy”.)
Iggy: Is this the “Less Known than Ludwig Inventors” club’s second annual convention? AAAAHHHHH! DIE, COPYCAT!!!
(“Iggy” takes out the Duplighost and enlarges him.)
“Iggy”: GRAND HOLY FORCE!
(The magic smoke grenade falls on “Iggy”, and the transformation progress is repeated, backwards.)
Iggy: Huh? What happened?
YTtF: I’ll explain when you’re older. Right now, I want you to join my Interview Crew!
Iggy: Well, my Iggybotclone 10001 should replace me properly at the castle… Ok!
YTtF: All right! Truly End Transmission!
(Transmission Truly Ended)
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